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  1. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Please tell me that you can get cold/flu medicine over-the-counter.

    Sincerely,
    I'm not sure my insurance would cover an actual doctors visit
     
  2. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Symptom relief, sure. You won't get much in the way of antibiotic or antiviral medication without a prescription though.
     
  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Oh, you want it "over the counter," do you?
    >.>
    <.<
    Let me make a few calls.
     
  4. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Yeah, that's what I'm looking for, I'm allergic to most antibiotics anyway >.<

    *snerk*
    As long as I don't end up swimming with the fishes.
    Wouldn't want them to catch this.
     
  5. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    I don't know. I live in America. I don't get sick.
     
  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Marijuana cures everything.
     
  7. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    My immune system is flipping you off right now.
     
  8. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Come to England! You get them free if you pretend to be a child ^^
     
  9. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    But wouldn't that make my throat scratchier, due to the smoke?
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It heals everything.
     
  11. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Sowwy ;.;

    I managed to get most doctor check-ups+prescription with under 20 euros back home Dx Not the case here DXX
     
  12. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    There are plenty of over the counter remedies, sure, but if it gets very bad or it goes on for longer than usual, i'd recommend that doctor~
     
  13. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    That's why you bring liquor.
     
  14. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    And when his throat starts burning?
     
  15. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    She's too high and drunk to notice.
    TRUST ME, I'VE PROVEN THIS SCIENCE.

    You get cottonmouth from smoking so you keep drinking.
    By the time anything starts being 'wrong,' you're too ****ed up to notice or care.
     
  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    IBUPROFENNNNNNNN

    it is a miracle drug. it does everything

    cramps? IBUPROFEN. headache? IBUPROFEN. generally feeling like poop? IBUPROFEN.

    For some reason I never get sick anymore so I can't say if it works for the flu but it doesn't hurt to just take a few and try C:
    just make sure they're not expired. that's not a fun place to be, trust me.
     
  17. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    And that's how people become pill poppers.
     
  18. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    ^

    Marijuana however, wins.
     
  19. Misty gimme kiss

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    lol, I just like joking around. I don't use it that often, just when I'm on the rag.
     
  20. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Aren't you like...9?
    these jokes will never stop