Days

I have three. You are indeed in them.

Honestly, while you do go too far at times, you can be a pretty cool guy at others c:

 

Yay ^^

Don't worry, Santa told me you're not on the naughty list this year. He also told me I'm getting coal, whatever that is.

 

Coal is a magic rock that can make electricity! Getting coal means that mommy and daddy don't have the pay the electric bill this month! And don't worry about how you're the only one in the family who has dinner. Mommy and daddy get full by watching you eat.

 

What's an electric bill. You're words aren't making sense.

For all those who don't know me, I'm not this naive. I just like to play along.

 

It's this piece of paper that comes in the mail sometimes and tells Mommy and Daddy how much they have to pay so stuff like lights and TV will work. With enough coal, they don't have to pay for that month.

 

Uncle Key, tell me a story. Tell me how things use to be.

 

A long time ago, your great grandfather lived in a place called Indonesia, where his father was a very important man. They were really rich and moved houses quite a bit because they had to travel to keep up with his job. One day, his father had to go to the police station for very official business. He was kind of like the president of Indonesia, you see, but he didn't have as much power. So, he went to the police, but he didn't come back.

{Note: This is an actual caption that Youtube made based on what it thought the characters were saying.}

 

I love you so much right now. That was one of my favorite episodes.

And silly youtube. Rainbooms bring love, not war.

 

Well, I actually took most of that from my grandpa's autobiography. We still don't really know what happened to his dad.

You might think so, but after that...

 

I never really replied to the story. I saw ponies and moved on. Sorry to hear about that though.

There's a lot of screenshots you can caption in the show. I just think it's funny. But I am a huge fan. I know the actual dialogue, or at least what wasn't said.

 

Yeah, Youtube's subtitle generator can be really awful. In many cases, it can also be oddly appropriate even when it gets the actual dialogue completely wrong. Here are more examples. I usually burst out laughing as soon as "sex that steve guy yes" shows up.

 

Lol, that's the greatest thing ever. Some of them didn't make any sense, but most of them were hilarious. I like all the ones with the cmcs in it.