Damn right Im good in bed. . .

Spoiler

I could sleep for days!

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LOL!!!! XD

 

Funniest thread 2012.

 

Ditto

Sarcasm? O.o

I dont even know.

 

Good at popping sleeping pills? Bet you are.

 

Does anyone here know the truly story of Sleeping Beauty?

 

Yea, her inner blond made her touch a spinning wheel then she slept through the whole movie and ended up getting to marry the fricking prince.
Disney encourages laziness. . .

 

That is not the true story of Sleeping Beauty.

 

dUDE she was cursed like the day she was born.
Not to mention she was possessed when she touched it (I think, I don't remember)
HER INNER BLONDE POSSESSED HER THIS IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

of course this is the disney version.

 

I think I remember hearing a little bit about the true story.

Was there something involving rape?

 

90% of Disney movies would end terribly if they stuck to the original things they came from.
Perhaps that's why they're so freakishly happy at Disney, to cover up the fact that their entire movies are light versions of horrendous stories.

 

I don't, and I'm not in the mood to google it. But if you're willing to share I'll be interested to read.

 

Correct.

While Disney itself is a horrendous company to their employees, or so I have heard.

Hm.

After the birth of a great lord's daughter, Talia, wise men and astrologers cast the child's horoscope and told the lord that Talia would be later endangered by a splinter of flax. To protect his daughter, the father commands that no flax would ever be brought into his house.

Years later, Talia sees an old woman spinning flax on a spindle. She asks the woman if she can stretch the flax herself, but as soon as she begins to spin, a splinter of flax goes under her fingernail, and she drops to the ground, apparently dead. Unable to stand the thought of burying his child, the lord puts Talia in one of his country estates.

Some time later, a king, hunting in nearby woods, follows his falcon into the house. He finds Talia, tries unsuccessfully to wake her up, then has sex with her while she is unconscious. Afterwards, he leaves the girl on the bed and returns to his own city.

Still deep in sleep, she gives birth to twins (a boy and a girl). One day, the boy cannot find his mother's breast; and instead he begins to suck on Talia's finger and draws the flax splinter out. Talia awakens immediately. She names them "Sun" and "Moon" and lives with them in the house.

The king returns and finds Talia is awake – and a mother of twins. However, he is already married. He calls out the names of Talia, Sun and Moon in his sleep, and his wife, the queen, hears him. She forces the king's secretary to tell her everything, and then, using a forged message, has Talia's children brought to court. She orders the cook to kill the children and serve them to the king. But the cook hides them, and cooks two lambs instead. The queen taunts the king while he eats.

Then the queen has Talia brought to court. She commands that a huge fire be lit in the courtyard, and that Talia be thrown into the flames.

Talia asks to take off her fine garments first. The queen agrees. Talia undresses and utters screams of grief with each piece of clothing. The king hears Talia's screams. His wife tells him that Talia would be burned and that he had unknowingly eaten his own children.

The king commands that his wife, his secretary, and the cook be thrown into the fire instead. The cook explains how he had saved Sun and Moon. The king and Talia marry; and the cook is rewarded with the title of royal chamberlain.

The last line of the fairy tale – its moral – is as follows: "Lucky people, so 'tis said, He who has luck may go to bed, And bliss will rain upon his head."

 

Ohh!! That movie. Welp, you couldve just said the original Sleeping Beauty.

I never did like that movie personally.

 

Sleeping beauty is still my all time favorite movie

._. F you Grimm Brothers and your cray story.

 

...What other Sleeping Beauty movie is there?
Sleeping Beauty has very few movie adaptions

 

Not the film, the actual story. From centuries ago.

Hence, the true story.

 

Same difference. They made a movie about it. It was in black and white.
Thats how old it was.
But I now see what you were saying. . .

 

This is the original that the film was based on.

Sun, Moon, and Talia (Sole, Luna, e Talia) is an Italian literary fairy tale written by Giambattista Basile in his 1634 work, the Pentamerone.

 

Makaze...the wise old Sage