D: !

Picture was photoshopped.

You imagined the entire incident. Your brother humored you because he felt sorry for your insanity.

 

Sweet mother that is all holy what the fucking shit is that.

 

I would've screamed and threw a shoe ten feet from it. >_>

 

Just look at that beautiful division crease between its thorax and its abdomen...That spider has got to be the bombshell among arthropods.

 

Reminds me of how there was a baby spider on my arm the other day and I screamed and ran around the house yelling and crashing into things to try and kill it.

I succeeded... It was squished on my arm. Then I walked to my shower sobbing "I've been violated" to my friend who was laughing at me.

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