D:! eep

because english muffins are more like bread... X3

and Canadian bacon is really ham because Canadians call bacom "ham"? lol idk XP

 

i resent this statement.we rednecks are not that bad.

 

Dateline nbc: A girl who goes by the name "CtR" just reported in on some random guy walking in her lawn at 3 in the morning...we go to the scene...

weirdo/pedophile: Honestly! I was just here for some...uh...cake...YEAH...CAKE! She invited me over for some cake on msn!

Dateline guy: No sir, we did. To catch predators like you. The cake was a lie.

weirdo/pedophile: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Your story would be better with this picture...




Alternate ending: CtR walks outside, and see this in her bushes...

 

I would call Dateline if I saw that thing in broad daylight, its so creepy...why does it move like that?
Its like a robot...ugh...shudders...

I can imagine that thing running the entire game of Saw

 

Sorry, couldn't control myself.

 

What if you saw it in front of a police station?

 

O_O

lmfao

1) Yes I am English, yes I have an English accent

2) If I ever saw that weird ass blue thing in my garden I would probably die x_x that thing freaks me out

3) I love the discussion on crumpets lmfao xD

I don't know who it was :/ but they were still there for another 10/15 minutes after I left, and no, it wasn't a cat. Unless cats have suddenly got insanely huge O_O;

So who IS the lowest form of Americans? o.0

<3 you guys​

 

Teh lowest form of Americans have to be teh rednecks

I lol'd at the crumpet talk

Well, CTR is safe so it's all good​

 

No us English people we go crazy when theres an intruder and attack like mad and then we have a cup of tea XD

 

Expect for the stupid ones. The stupid ones try to befriend the intruders with the guns and knife and tell each other their life long stories after they invite them inside (Anyone can guess where I got this from is awesome)​

 

you must of been to the south, up north were more of a threat to the intruders than the intruders are a threat to us

 

I live in the south currently but I was born in the north. For real if anyone threathened me my mom would shoot them (I would but my mom hides the gun from me)

Anyway that's unimporant​

 

at least we know you will do something to protect your family