Currently eating Nutella out of the jar with a spoon

what do khv?

 

Get some crackers.

Yummy, yummy, crackers.

And bread.

Anything with wheat.

And maybe cheese.

 

I would get pretzels....but they're alllllllllllll the way downstairs.

 

Get
Some
Toast.

 

If you're eating Nutella out of the jar with a spoon,

you're gonna need the walk downstairs.

 

good idear.

It doesn't matter how much of this I eat I will stay thin. lolz

 

1. You'll go downstairs for toast, but not for pretzels?


2. Anorexiaaaaaaaaaaa.....

 

Keep doing what you're doing. It's amazing.

 

YEAH RIGHT. That would require getting out the toaster and waiting for it. It's a good idea tho.

Anorexia is a mental disorder that is characterized by fearing weight gain and not eating. It's a whole thing with self image and being unreasonably underweight. So yeah, me eating Nutella with a spoon and just happening to have a fast metabolism and being thin all my life, it really makes sense in this kind of context to say Anorexia right?

 

Sweet, sweet nostalgia. I too used to eat Nutella straight out of the jar with a spoon. Parents always scolded me for it...

Off you go now, to the deepest depths of hell. Thanks to you, my next wet dream and every single one thereafter will be based around Nutella. ****, ****, ****.

 

You can't say that you've never wanted to make sweet love to a jar of Nutella. Everyone's had that fetish at some point in his or her life.

 

P and sheep. Worth mentioning, that is all.

 

What is Nutella? I see my mom eating it all the time.

 

Also worth mentioning is P and the ceiling.

 

Not even jesting, that question had me hyperventilating, cold sweat all over. You must have been seriously deprived as a child.

Spoiler

 

Oh.

Worth the shot, right?

 

It's like Chocolately spread with Hazelnut flavoringgg

 

Nutella!

 

Eww...Nutella.

 

You know where the door is.