~Crossover Cove~

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~Hot Spring; The Rock of Character Development~​

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Genome accepted Noriko's extended hand, pulling himself up.​

"Let's go enjoy the hot spring properly."
"Yeah."
"It'd be a waste to come here and not get wet, right?"
"Yeah, that'd be a huge waste-"
Genome stopped as some...Questionable thoughts entered him mind.
Quickly dismissing any dirty thoughts that entered his mind, Genome cleared his throat.
"Let's go, Guame."
Genome then went to change into his swimwear, which was a light-blue pair of shorts with a black spiral on the backside.
Guame also had his own little orange pair of shorts, complete with a tiny black spiral on the back.
Entering a bath that both he and Noriko could sit in together, Genome sat in the water, the warmth relaxing his body.
Guame floated around the bath on his back, falling asleep nearly instantly.
"Aahhh, now this is much better."

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~Hot Spring; Men's Group Section~​

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"...and then I say 'How's a bout I scrap YOUR FACE!'. Then I punched him in the face with my robot."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What?"
"So you punched a guy in the face with your robot because...He called you Jim?" Ryoma asked.
"Of course! Nobody screws up my name and leaves with their face intact!"
Ryoma and Rossiu, who sat on the left and right sides on Jin respectively, both scooted away from him after hearing about his face-punching incident.
"Aaaaanyway, where's Hayato? He needs a good break too."
"Probably off looking for somebody else's professor to kill, like he did ours. Back-stabbing bastard."
"Cool it, Ryoma. You're supposed to be relaxing."
"Right..."
Meanwhile, Rossiu's eyes couldn't help but be locked on Mina, who-due to her "manly spirit"- was standing in the men's bath, completely exposed, without a care in the world.
As much as he wanted to look away, Rossiu's gaze kept going back to her, his face growing redder after every moment.
"Just don't look, Rossiu...Just remember what you learned back home...Brothers before Potential Mothers."
Raising an eyebrow, Jin scooted to Rossiu.
"Somethin' the matter?" He asked before looking in the same direction as Rossiu.
Taking notice of the curvy female Kamina, Jin's expression seemed as normal as ever, as if he was unshaken by the sight.
That is, until blood began to run down his face from his nose.
"I can see why you might've been a bit shaken, Rossiu. But you gotta realize, what she's got over there is just a part of life, just like what you got is. Am I making sense?" He asked, trying ever so hard to ignore the beautiful woman standing on the other end of the bath, but failing every few seconds as his pupils took quick looks at her "parts of life".
Jin's question went unanswered, as he looked at Rossiu only to see his eyes more locked on Mina than they were before, complete with small hearts replacing his pupils.
"...Guess not."
Just then, Jonby entered the spring, hopping his little Kirby-y self into the bath.
"Sup." he said as he floated around in the water.
Jin looked around a bit, as if to look for something.
"Somethin' wrong?"
"Isn't there usually another little guy with you? I'm sure there were two of you when me and Rossiu found you."
"What're you talking about, Arin's right here-"
Jonby then noticed the friend he spoke of was in fact not there.
"A-Arin? Arin where you at? AAAAARIIIIIN!"

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~A short distance away from the Hot Spring~​

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"MMM! MMMMMMMM!" mumbled Egopoppy as he was being carried by Zone-tan's tentacles, his mouth covered by one of them.​

"Oh, quit your whining. You should be grateful I took you out of all the other guys at the spring. I have a thing for artists, y'know~"
"...mmmmmmm?"
"That's what I said, isn't it? Now be a good boy and I won't have to throw you in Lemmy's cage when we get back."
Squigly looked at Ego, then back at Zone.
"Are you sure he will be okay with you constricting his mouth, Mistress Zone? He doesn't seem to have a nose..."
"Eh, he'll be fine. We'll be back home in a sec anyway." Zone said as she opened a portal leading back to the Temporal Tower, where Zone kept Egopoppy in one of the tower's many dungeons.

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~Temporal Tower~​

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Viral let out a sigh of relief when General Thymilph finally responded to him.​

He gave his General a moment to gather himself, but he was not prepared for the blackened eyes and cracked face of his once-living General Thymilph.​

"Th-This wasn't my doing, General Thymilph. A human did this. One named Kabuto. He's been using some kind of otherworldly power to resurrect the dead."​

Viral looked around the room. Kabuto and Madara were indeed gone now.​

"Sir, we need to get you out of here so we can report to the Spiral King. You'll need a new Dai-Gun now that the Humans have taken and desecrated your once-grand Dai-Gunzan."​

~Inside the Dai-Gurren~​

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"Oh man...Do you think anyone is ever gonna find us?"​

"I don't know...I'm scared..."​

"Me too..."​

Those were the voices of a boy and a girl who had been trapped inside a small room for a long, long time.​

Just as they were expecting silence to fill the room, they heard footsteps and voices from outside the door.​

"Huh?"​

"H-Hey, doesn't that sound like Pier-"​

"Shhh!"​

"You find something, Apollo?"​

The two's eyes widened upon hearing that name.​

"...yeah."​

Just then, the door swung open, revealing to the boy and girl the forms of Apollo, Pierre and Silvia.​

"Apollo, Pierre, Silvia!" Said the boy and girl at the same time.​

Just as the two young ones inside the small room had instantly recognized Apollo, Pierre and Silvia, those three would instantly recognize the two that were trapped inside the room.​

Spoiler: ENTER

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Tsugumi Rosenmeier and Jun Lee were the two trapped inside of the room.​

"Oh, thank goodness you guys found us!"​

"Yeah, we were trapped in here by these really hairy guys in big robots...They didn't look anything like we've ever seen, though."​

"Yeah...Oh, by the way...Could you guys possibly untie us?" Tsugumi asked, pointing out the tightly-knotted rope that was holding Tsugumi and Jun together back-to-back.​

Nodding, Apollo knelt down and grabbed the rope tightly, before biting into it and ripping it off of Tsugumi and Jun with his teeth.​

"Thanks...Now, could someone tell us where we are?"
"According to it's owner, you're on board the Dai-Gurren."

Spoiler

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"E-Excuse me, but who are you?"​

"I'm Hayato Jin. My comrades and I were recently picked up by this battleship and were brought to the hot spring outside. I didn't mean to seem like I was following you, it just seemed that your animal-like friend was on to something, so I decided to check it out myself."​

"I see. So this thing isn't crawling with hairy people anymore?"​

Hayato raised an eyebrow.​

"Hairy people? I don't know anything about that. As far as I know, the Dai-Gurren has always belonged to Kamina and the rest of Team Dai-Gurren-Actually, that's wrong. It's Zexis now."​

"Maybe that Kamina guy stole it from the hairy guys?"​

"It's a possibility...Or maybe he's the leader of the hairy guys!"​

There was silence for a moment.​

"...No. Not one member of Zexis is a 'hairy guy'...Except for those hedgehogs and a few others. The point is, whoever had this ship before doesn't have it now. Kamina, who is 100% human, owns this vessel."

"Do you think he'll let us stay on this ship with him?"​

"I'd be surprised if he didn't let you. Me and my comrades were literally grabbed and tossed into his team without a single word."​

"...Grabbed? How?"​

"With this ship's arms of course. The Dai-Gurren is equipped with it's own set of robotic arms. But that's enough explanation for now. You two should head outside and relax. After being trapped in a broom closet for as long you have, I think you need it."​

"Yeah...A break does sound nice...But I don't know if we should be separated from Apollo, Pierre and Silvia..."
"Don't worry, you'll find nothing but friends outside. When you enter the Hot Spring, find Kamina. They'll explain everything."
"...They? Is Kamina more than one person or something?"
"It's...Complicated. You'll figure it out when you see them."
"If you say so..."
"What're we waiting for, then? Let's go!" Tsugumi said with excitement as she ran off down the hallway, pulling Jun with her, failing to realize they forgot to ask how to get out of the Dai-Gurren.
Hayato cracked a small smile at the young teenagers' excitement before turning back to Apollo, Pierre and Silvia.
"If you don't mind, I'd like to ask the three of you a question. Those combining jets of yours, the ones that formed the mecha called 'Aquarion' back before we were taken here. How do they work? They look like they work in a way that's similar to the jets that my partners and I pilot, the Getter Machines. Is that what they are? Some form of Getter Machines?" Hayato asked, a tone of intense interest in his voice.

Spoiler: ENTER

~Exiting the Ptolemaios~​

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As Gendo and Yui Ikari were about to enter the Ptolemaios, another couple was exiting.​

The man, Ian Vashti, took notice of Gendo and Yui before walking up to them to greet them.​

"Hi there, I don't believe we've met. I'm Ian Vashti, and this is my wife, Linda."​

"Pleasure to meet you." Linda said with a smile.​

"And IIIIII'm Mileina~desu!"​

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Spoiler: Enter

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Exiting the Ptolemaios behind Ian and Linda was their daughter, Mileina Vashti, excited to meet the new people gathered at the Hot Spring.​

Ian and Linda turned around to look at their daughter.​

"Heheh, Yeah, that's our daughter, Mileina. She's a little...hyper."​

"Hey! I'm not hyper! I'm just...Active~desu!"​

"That you are, Mileina...Anyway, I don't think we've heard your names." Linda said as she turned back to Gendo and Yui.​

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Spoiler: ENTER

~Exiting the Ikaruga~​

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Taking his first step out of the Ikaruga was Joey Jones, a young boy who had been working as a cook for the ship's crew for a while now.​

"So this is where we landed...Maybe now's a good time to take a break."​

Joey made his way to the spring, keeping the backpack he wore tight on his back. It seemed as if something very important to him was inside of it.​

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OOC: I'll do more with Joey next post.​

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~Cave~​

OOC: I'd turn your volume down a tad before clicking that link in this section. Just sayin'.​

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Pit chuckled to himself as the girls tried to figure out how to wake up the sleepy-heads.​

"Ladies, ladies, please. I got this."​

Pit then raised both hands and snapped his fingers, causing several horns to appear in midair above those who were alseep.​

"To avoid damage to the ear drums, please apply ear plugs or index fingers into your ears now." Pit said in a sarcastic flight attendant-like voice.​

"And a-One, and a-Two, and a-One, Two, Three, Four!"​

Pit then clapped his hands together hard, causing the horns to let out a horrendously loud noise right into the ears of those who were asleep, waking them up.​

"Voilà."​

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~Lastation; Noire's House~​

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After exiting the van and recuperating from the bumpiest of rides, the rest of the group examined their surroundings.​

"Well lookie here, an actual house! I don't think I've seen one since we were swept into this planet." Qwark stated, his fists on his hips heroically.​

"I gotta admit, it is a bit of a relief to see something so...Homey. Haven sure didn't have very comfortable-looking homes." Ratchet added.​

Meanwhile, Daxter and the Medic were still working on Healing Jak, who was still not responding.​

"Give it to me straight, Doc...Is he gonna make it?"​

The Medic sighed, before shaking his head.​

Daxter's ears then drooped down, along with his head.​

"...Jak, buddy...Why did ya have to go!?"​

"Go where?" Said Jak, who had actually been conscious since before Murray tossed him into the van. Turns out he'd been napping through the whole ride in the van.​

Lazy ass.​

Daxter looked at his friend, a look of happy disbelief on his face.​

"JAK! You're alive!"​

"Yeah...I sure am." Jak said, trying to hide the nap he'd been taking.​

Standing up and stretching, Jak looked around.​

"So, where are we now? Somebody's house?"​

While on the outside Jak seemed fine, the thought of his forced Dark Jak transformation was stuck in his mind.​

"I thought I had that under control...It was just like before...I had no control at all." He thought to himself.​

Daxter climbed up to Jak's shoulder.
"Some Noire chick's house. The green lady we found in that cave back there said this place would be safe for a while." Daxter explained.
Jak nodded, still examining the area.
Daxter looked back at the Medic.
"Thanks for the help, Doc."
"Sie sind willkommen*." The Medic responded, giving a slight bow to the Ottsel.
Jak and Daxter then made their way inside Noire's house, but they seemed to have been walking in on something.
"...nearly died out there trying to rescue her because of you! So go on ahead and apologize...NOW!"
Jak was taken aback slightly as he heard the tense situation.
"O-Oh, uh...Are we...interrupting something?"

*Sie sind willkommen = You are welcome

 

Lastation: Noire's house.

Most of Aragorns characters started to feel like they were intruding... however, Ienzo then decided to explain to Saisho about his former condition.
Getting his attention with a couple of taps on the shoulder, he proceeded to explain. "You could say I am a reanimation in one interpretation yes... allow me to explain, though it is a rather long tale." With that, Ienzo explained Nobody's and the events of Castle Oblivion and basically everything else that Saisho would need to know.

Shepard, on the other hand, had been noting the new arrivals and couldn't help but wonder if he'd seen Nathan Drake before... he felt like he had... at some award ceremony or something... but he quickly dismissed the thought. Maybe he was just hungry, his stomach agreed. Shepard then began to look for a kitchen and found one... so he took some food and ate it for himself discreetly.

Meanwhile, Darelen had decided to take a walk... and found something odd. A skeleton, no flesh or organs or anything, but a clean, white, skeleton... but that wasn't there before?
He then heard some cheerful singing.
"Please stay right where you are, when you run the meat get's less tender! Just lie down and surrender, could you marinate in lime!"
Darelen had no idea how to respond to this... so he followed the singing.
Lastation: Helpless village.

Richard was, of course, having the time of his life. However, soon the slaughtering of this helpless village came to an end, so he got all the cardboard boxes he could and took them back to Jafar and Vezok... however, he came across a particular corpse... "Why the hell does this corpse look so familiar?" Richard wondered out loud... so he decided to take this corpse with him, back to the villain's cardboard castle.

-Avia group with link-

Sherlock and Nixio had, if no one remembers, been here for this entire time, so if anyone says "plot mod" then they can go back to page 286, and read back until before the second arc started.

Anyway, Sherlock decided to explain 'jumping' to Link. "Jumping, my small friend, is when you do this." And he proceeded to jump for Link. Meanwhile, Nixio was wondering who this "king" guy was... and then he went to Twilight. "Say, Twilight... I've had this feeling that we've been followed here. I'm not sure if I heard correctly, but could you use some of your... magic to see who it is?"

Who had been following them? Two people actually, one of them had already been sheeted, the other hadn't but was going to be sheeted after this post was made.

 

~Hot Spring~​

An aroma was exiting the kitchen of the Hot Spring.​

An aroma of something round.​

Something made in a pan.​

Something...called a cake but really isn't that much of a cake.​

How come they're called pancakes?​

Maybe because they're made in a pan?​

"You think so?"​

I always thought it was somethin' to do with that Pan girl from the Dragon Ball series.​

I highly doubt that's the reason.​

"I dunno, I may have a point."​

See! I agree with me!​

Whatever, can we please get on with the post? The damn banner isn't even in here yet.​

"Oh, Niiiiick, that's your cue!"​

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Spoiler

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"Much obliged, oh controller of mine."​

So there I was, standin' in the kitchen of the illustrious Bushy Springs, makin' Pancakes for the ol' B-Man himself.​

"997, 998, 999...1000! There ya go, Bushy ol' pal! 1000 pancakes for that hungry godmoddin' belly of yours. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a post to screw around in."​

With that outta the way, I marched out of the kitchen, tossin' my hat and apron to the side, high on life.​

You sure it wasn't the heroine you put in the pancakes?​

"Heroine?"​

He means the special ingredient I suggested! I hear it's a best-seller among shady thugs in alleyways!​

I really hope Bushy realizes he needs to godmod himself a drug immunity before eating those...​

Anyway, as I mosey'd through the Hot Spring, I began to think to myself; Why was Nick going through the trouble of making this? It's not like I was NEEDED for anything. It was his good pal DarkTraitor's turn to respond to some of his guys, after all.​

"Mind explaining, Nick?"​

...​

"Uh-huh."
...
"Ooooh, I see. So you're saying you happened to, uhm...ahem, 'Acquire' my new game on PC, which is available now in North America and will be available this Friday in Europe?"
...
"Whoa, whoa, hold the phone there, corn-flake. You tellin' me you pirated my game? For the love of...I'm sure I don't need to remind you of the horseshit that Microsoft pulled with their new console because of piracy, do I?"

You mean the DRM policies and used game restrictions?​

Didn't they reverse that?​

"QUIET! Point is, High Moon studios worked their asses off on that game- Trust me, I have 'em hanging on my room wall in the Dai-Gurren- and I do think that they deserve the money from the purchase!"​

Excuse me, but did you just tell someone to...Abide by the law?​

Eeewwww, a good citizen! Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!​

"When we're talkin' about MY game, hell yeah I want you to buy it legit."​

...​

"What? Oh, fine, I'll move on. Wouldn't wanna make this post a decent length or anything."​

After being cut off by my butt-nugget of a controller, I made my way to the guy's bath. As much as I'd like to indulge in some good old-fashioned lady lumps in the girls' section, I felt like doing a bit of trolling with the guys.​

As I swagged on into the guys' bath, I quickly noticed that something was off...I couldn't put my finger on it, though...​

Can we put our wang on it?​

*sigh*It's the girl Kamina. She's standing at the other end of the guys' bath with her bazongas out for Stan's sake.​

"Bazongas you say?"​

I looked over to the other side of the bath, and lo and behold, there they were.​

Daaaaaaayamn!​

I've got to say...Those are the manliest lady lumps we've ever seen.​

"I'm goin' in. CHAAAAAAARGE!"​

I ran as fast as my spandex would let me, ready to acquire my prize...But...​

But what?​

"Well..."​

We tripped on that Kirby...Jon...Thing.​

I fell face-first into the water, my prize mere centimeters out of reach.​

Well this sucks.​

You'd better hope she's not one of those anime girls that turns all red and horrendously beats down perverts like us.​

You say that like it's a bad thing.​

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~Avia~​

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After the confusion from the green-clad kid's lack of jumping knowledge had settled, Naruto looked over to the girl (Twilight) who was questioning where all the people were coming from.​

"Uhh...I just came from the roof."​

"As did we!" called Might Guy's voice as he jumped from the rooftop he had kicked Naruto from, landing just behind Naruto. Lee followed close behind.​

"The Powerful Might Guy and his youthful student, Rock Lee! And there's more where we came from! Kakashi and the others should be here any second."​

"What will we do until they arrive, Guy-Sensei?" Lee asked.​

"There's only one thing we CAN do, Lee...TRAINING EXERCISES!"​

"YES! More Training! Guy-Sensei, how shall we begin our training?"​

"From you, I want 100 push ups."​

"Only 100?"​

"Yes...For you see...I want you to do them...Within Five Seconds!"​

Lee's eyes widened.​

"YES, GUY-SENSEI!" Lee yelled out before dropping to the ground, doing push ups ridiculously fast.​

"Naruto! I want you give me five laps up and down this mountain."​

"Wh-WHAT!? Why? I'm not one of your 'burning spirit' students, y'know!"​

"And it's a shame Kakashi hasn't truly found the flame of your youth. For only then can you unlock your true potential!"​

"...Right. I'm just gonna sit here and wait for Kakashi-Sensei and the others."​

Guy sighed.​

"Suit yourself, Naruto. But when you're in the heat of battle and you cramp up from lack of exercise, don't say I didn't warn you."​

A few moments passed, and finally Kakashi had caught up to them, Gaara right behind him.
Kakashi jumped from the rooftops down to the ground by Naruto, while Gaara floated down on a platform of sand.
"Late as usual, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said jokingly.
"Well, we didn't know you'd run off to, so we had to do a bit of searching. Luckily Gaara was able to take to the skies on his sand and track you down." Kakashi responded.
"Luckily your orange clothing and blonde hair is easy to spot."
Just then, X and Zero had caught up as well.
"Destination reached, objectives found."
Finally, Erza arrived, holding Ken and Ryu under her arms.
"Unfortunately these two aren't all that skilled in jumping, so I had to carry them." Erza explained.
"Sh-She's strong...And not exactly all that gentle..." Ryu said.
"Got that right..." Ken responded.
Erza then dropped Ryu and Ken, who stood up, somewhat disoriented.
Link looked at the new group that had just arrived, unsure if they were trustworthy.
"So who are all of you? I haven't heard a single introduction from anyone." Link said, arms crossed.
"Oh, right. I'm Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village!" Naruto exclaimed, putting his fist up to his chest.
"Kakashi Hatake, Naruto's sensei." Kakashi greeted, giving a small wave to Link.
"I am the handsome beast of the Hidden Leaf: Rock Lee!" Lee said, still doing push-ups despite the fact that he'd already done more than 100 in five seconds.
"And I am his Sensei, Might Guy!" Guy gave a thumbs up, his white teeth shimmering in the light.
"I am Gaara. Kazekage of the Village Hidden in the Sand." Gaara said, his arms crossed.
"Mega Man X. Maverick Hunter." X greeted, saluting with his X Buster arm.
"Zero. Maverick Hunter." Zero repeated, not saluting like his partner.
"I am Ryu, student of Gouken and one of Naruto's more recent teachers." Ryu greeted.
"Name's Ken. Student of Gouken and Naruto's other recent teacher, just like Ryu." Ken responded, pointing to his friend Ryu upon mentioning him.
"My name is Erza Scarlet. I am from the Guild known as Fairy Tail." Erza said as she gave an ever-so-slight bow to Link.
Seeing that all of them had willingly introduced themselves without a fight, Link felt at ease. They all seemed like trustworthy people.
"My name's Link. Nice to meet you all."

 

~Noire's House: Overdue Development Time~

Vert stopped yelling and turned her head to face Jak before she explained with a smile "No you haven't, I was yelling at my Oracle because I nearly died trying to save Verde from those two wierdoes, but please make yourselves at home" shortly before she walked away from Chika and towards the stairs to face Ichigo and started to explain "I really do apologize if these people accidently woke you from your sleep but we kinda had to get away from a torrential fury of red death" only for Neptune's head to pop up from behind Ichigo's back followed by Noire's head as Neptune asked "Yeah could you simplify that into english, not everyone understands big words" "It means we ran away from red lightning" "Oh"

"Wow, I've never stayed at someone's house before, especially not a house like this" Murray replied as he looked around the place with Bentley following on his heels, Vert then sighed as she told Neptune and Noire "We need to explain to them about our journey, these guys atleast deserve it after helping me out" "Alright, alright Vert, but can it wait...we just woke up" "Oh alright, it can wait". Dr. Donez jumped off of IF's shoulder and hopped over to Cole looking up at the conduit closely with a tinge of curiousity before Cole looked down and commented "Okay..." as he stared at the tweeter as he pulled out his Ice Pick asking Bill "Bill, could you do me a favor and pull out a small uncooked chicken from nowhere?" before the bird pulled out what appeared to be a small uncooked chicken only for Donez to stab into it with his Ice Pick and looked at Cole again before asking "Sir, I want you to fire your electricity at this chicken"

Cole scratched his head for a moment before he said "Alright" and aimed his hand at Dr. Donez firing a bolt of blue lightning at the chicken knocking the tweeter scientist into the wall with a cooked chicken on his Ice Pick, "Oh sweet, my experiment works!" Dr. Donez shouted before he tried to take a bite out of the chicken only for the Ice Pick to fire a bolt of blue/purple lightning that shot across the walls bouncing before going out the door slamming into KOS-MOS and knocking her onto her back crackling with electricity, Cole and Donez looked out the door at the gynoid before Jeff walked up to them saying "Yeah, I think you two are going to be beaten senseless when she wakes up" only for Shion to walk up behind the two and punched Cole in the face followed by kicking Donez as she yelled aloud "What did you two just do to KOS-MOS!?" in confusion.

"Lady, this bird guy asked me to fire a bolt at his chicken, then it came from his Ice Pick, so don't blame me...it was his damn fault" Cole explained before Dr. Donez pleaded "How was I supposed to know that my Ice Pick would be a lightning rod!" with Jeff laughing his goomba ass off only to feel Shion's foot on top of his head comicly squishing the poor goomba into a pancake, Jeff waddled about aimlessly as Hal shouted "Hey can we get a doctor or something in here!" with Compa immediatly running after Jeff with her syringe out. KOS-MOS finally managed to stand up only her body was still crackling with electricity as she looked at her hands just wondering what the heck was going on.

Blanc sighed as she said "Ienzo, we need to have a talk" rather calmly while watching all of the events unfold around her. Before the post ended some more blue RPG boxes popped up.

"Cole gained a Level"
"Dr. Donez gained a Level"
"KOS-MOS gained a Level"
"New Combination Attack unlocked"

 

Spoiler: many banners

-Galleon-

In the crow's nest, Hermione and Luka saw the black smoke and guessed that was another landmass. Luka pulled out her Mobirate and called Marvelous, "Marvelous, I think we found another landmass." In the main room, Don pressed the buttons on the radar and looked up the name of the new landmass as well as a place to anchor, he said, "This is that Lastation place those girls wanted to go. Wonder what we will find here." Everyone just kept quiet.



-Cave-

"I suppose that is one way to wake a person up." Ashe said, as she, Karin, and Anastasia uncovered their ears from Pit's wake up call. Derpy woke up, screaming while Fluttershy calmly woke up and rubbed her eyes. "What was that? That was so loud and so weird." Anastasia said, watching everyone asleep now waking up from Pit's effective attempt. Karin walked over to Fluttershy and asked, "Are you okay?" "Y-yes." Fluttershy said, looking at her.



-Hot Springs-

The four Meisters enjoyed the steam of the water and their company while the Haros stayed outside and tried to act like greeters. When Ian and his family appeared, the Haros jumped happily, "Ian! Ian! Great to see you! Great to see you! Surprise in the man's group! Surprise in the man's group!" They shouted happily at a member of Celestial Being and his family.

 

~GokaiGalleon~

Marvelous uncrossed his legs as Doc brought up the landmass on the viewing screen and stood up. "Let's go and find out, Bird, you'e watching the ship." Marvelous ordered to Navi as Aoi looked upon the view. "First time I seen this Landmass, wonder whose CPU of it?" He asked himself as the crew begun to disembarked onto the landmass.

"Looks more like a town build around steam, huh." Yuri duly noted and stretched his arms as Harold looked at the sight. "Guess so, this is kinda like in the old 1800's but how they manage to keep this landmass afloat must be powerful magic or something." He pointed out.

~Noire's House~

Ichigo took a moment to try and comprehend what Vert said. "Red lightning?" he thought to himself in mild confusion but decided to shrug it off and stretched his arms out and legs seeing as he was awake.

 

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It was time for some good hearty munching. That's right.
Deadpool had cooked up a storm, which was something the mighty and handsome Godmod, Bushy greatly appreciated.
He was starving and so he... he ate. All 1000 pancakes.
However, despite having read the post before hand, and despite not wanting to promote drug use... He should have prepared better. Because now you see... The Cove would have to deal with Bushy... when he was high.

Now because the RPer is not high himself, and can't be bothered to make a banner of High Bushy, none of you get to enjoy seeing me (him. ((I mean 'I'... or... Me that is him who is I?)) (((Wait, is this the return of the multiple brackets?))) ((((apparantly so...)))) Random).
Regardless... The pancakes tasted so good, and they apparantly made Bushy feel good. And that's a good thing sure, except... well, I've never been high irl, so forgive me if I don't act it well in the RP (I mean he? ...Bushy is me and I am Bushy. Let's just clarify it's the RP me who is the real me who is typing as the RP me because of- ...You know what, you've heard this all before dear reader. I shall not bore you again ((but in reality, I probably will because I promise you nothing!)) Random full stop here just because multi brackets!. (((I don't care if the punctuation of the full stop next to the exclamation mark is wrong. I'm a godmod. I can recreate punctuation if I want to.))) That's right. ...Getting back on topic.)


LOCATION CHANGE!!!!!!!
*flashing lights and sparkly things*
~Location changed~


"HEY! I'M COMMANDEERING THIS VESSEL!" Bushy yelled from somewhere in the sky - AT THE GALLEON... while he was staring away from it. ...Then he was struck by the speeding ship. ...That hurt. Or did it? Bushy could godmod the pain away, but he was so high, he probably didn't feel a thing anyway.
...Peeling himself off the ship with a giant spatula (because why the HELL not?) Bushy proceeded to get down to business. ...Or maybe not because forgetting physics, he was simply hit by the ship again as it proceeded along it's direct path. ...Getting fed up of the fact this kept on happening after 6 more attempts, Bushy phased through the ship and landed flat on his face in front of everyone on board.
"Right!" He spoke with his face still embedded into the floor and raising a finger upwards like nothing was wrong. "Some of you numskulls and cuties shouldn't be here. I have been told to come here by the powers that be to fix this. But first of all... can we please stop the world from spinning?"
Except that stopping the world of Disgaea from spinning would likely fúck things up a lot, and that would be plot so Bushy didn't actually do it. With his face still stuck in the floor, he started pointing at people, pinpointing each one accurately without even needing to look at them.
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, AND!!! You! And maybe you! No not you! You, yes you! Okay uhuh and you. And anyone else I need to sort! BUH BYE!"
And suddenly, with a snap of his fingers, giant holes appeared in the ship's floor under the following characters and they plummeted to the depths below:

"Oh right. I forgot." Not wanting to kill the characters who were falling from great height, Bushy snapped his fingers yet again and parachutes auto equipped to them and auto deployed. But... Bushy had also godmodded a change to the characters ejected. All as punishment for them messing up and because frankly... he was high and wanted... LOLI CATGIRLS!

That's right people!
I'm gonna put this in bold, red and massive text so NO ONE MISSES IT! (INSIDE A SPOILER SINCE IT'S GONNA BE BIG... - BOWCHIKABOWOW! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! *Is shot by Deetie from somewhere for getting too sidetracked...)

Spoiler: New temporary rule

~EVERYONE WHO HAS JUST BEEN EJECTED (As well as Deadpool, just because I feel like it) IS NOW A 'LOLI CATGIRL' VERSION OF THEMSELVES FOR A SINGLE POST!
THIS MEANS THAT WHEN YOU NEXT POST THEY ARE LOLI CATGIRLS FOR THE DURATION OF IT. I WANT TO SEE GENUINE REACTIONS AND NO SWITCHING THEM BACK TO NORMAL IN THAT POST EITHER. THEY'LL BE SWITCHED BACK TO NORMAL IN YOUR NEXT POSTS AFTER THE FIRST LOLI CAT-GIRL POST.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
I DON'T CARE WHETHER THEY WERE DUDES BEFORE OR WHAT, THEY NOW HAVE GIRL PARTS, ARE LOLIS AND HAVE CAT EARS, TAILS AND OTHER CAT LIKE FEATURES!

And with that, Bushy ejected himself from the Galleon too and fell down to Earth hard, creating a small crater in the ground from the impact of where he landed. Ouch... Even I felt that."Deetie... I wanna go home now." He mumbled from his crater. "And bring me Levi... I miss my cute loli gir-" And... he passed out before he could finish the sentence.

 

-Suddenly all cat girls-

Kyo took notice of his new rather embarrassing appearance and grumbled, saying, "Great, cats ears and a tail. As if that is anything new." "You think I'm happy looking like this, you stupid cat?" Yuki said, pissing off Kyo and the two began their usual bickering and fight, Hatsuharu just kept quiet and felt the now breasts on his chest while Nero was hiding his face in embarrassment at his new body. Aerith laughed, trying not to embarrass Firion with Hina looking at herself in surprise and Paine just keeping quiet. Illya smiled at Kisa and said, "Kisa, we look so adorable!!!!! This is just too cute!!!!" Kisa shyly smiled and nodded at Illya, while wondering how they got off the ship.

After Kon took a look at his body, he said, "I.... I..... I look so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As he began to feel his breasts with his tail wagging, Romeo and chaos gave a laugh and thought to themselves, 'So this is what Juliet/Shion feels like now in their bodies?' Wall-E, just being scared, held onto the nearest person to him, tightly as his now tail wrapped itself around the person's legs.

 

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Paradise. That was the only way to describe what was going on on the other side of the wall.
Pure paradise to any male who was interested in seeing the beautiful female members of the Cove completely bare... Or any female who was also so inclined. Some of which were apparantly already on that side, and one other who had chosen to be on the guys side for the challenge of it. Regardless... this was the girl's side, and frankly, it was bliss. Laughter and giggles, alongside relaxation for those who seeked it, and... curiosity at that. Girls marveled at other girls smooth skin, some were amazed by how busty some girls were when not wearing clothes, and some were amazed at how much smaller others actually were.
One girl in particular had grown curious about one thing.
"Um... Madoka.. What is that mark on your... um... your..." Simone stuttered, unable to finish her own sentence.
"Huh? What mark?" Madoka asked in confusion, as she followed Simone's line of sight down to... her rather nice buttocks. "Oh! You mean my Memoria!"
"Yeah... it looks like a tattoo, like what Mina has, but yours is so different. And... in an... um... well... interesting place. Why did you get one there?"
"I didn't even know you were looking." Madoka teased with a gentle smirk and poked Simone's cheek on the word 'you'.
"Well... Um... I mean... uh... I just noticed is all..." Simone blushed furiously.
"Well, to answer your question... I didn't choose to have it. Let alone there. When I was a kid... I uh..."
Madoka thought back to her past, it was a painful time, but she was past it now, but... there was still that event that changed her life forever. "I guess it was fate in a way. I nearly drowned... and I ended up sinking down deep into the sea. That's where Midori was. Well... she wasn't called Midori then since I named her that. I suppose I should say Vox Aura. Anyway, she chose me at that very moment when we encountered each other, even though I was unconscious. Or maybe she had chosen me already which is how I ended up there in the first place. As I said, like it was fate. But yeah... the moment I was chosen, I was marked with this Memoria. And then... Midori saved me from drowning.
Not just me though. Lan and Muginami were chosen by Vox Lympha and Vox Ignis too. In fact, if you think mine is in an interesting place, Muginami's is on her front." Madoka said like it was a matter of fact.
Eureka herself had been listening in to the conversation too since she had been bathing close by.
"Yes. ...You were chosen by Aura too, just like me and Renton were chosen by Nirvash. I can tell that Aura is very fond of you, Madoka."
Madoka turned to regard Eureka before approaching her suddenly, "Wait! You can understand Midori?"
Eureka looked confused. "Of course I can. She's alive. Just like Nirvash."
"...Wait, you guys can understand your gunm- I mean... mecha?"
"Well yeah. Me and Midori are connected."
"Of course. It's only natural." Eureka stated simply like it was an obvious thing.
"I think me and Lagann... also have some sort of connection. I don't know how to explain it, but... it's like Lagann understands me." She examined the core drill around her neck which she hadn't removed despite coming into the baths. This however drew Madoka's attention to elsewhere. Close to were the drill was hanging. Suddenly, Simone yelped as Madoka's hands started groping her.
"Wow, Simone! Yours are only growing but they're already so nice!"
"Wahwhawhawha?!" And then Madoka pulled Eureka in while laughing at Simone's reaction. Hugging them both close. "And wow, Eureka. Your skin is flawless, you're like a doll. And your eyes are so pretty."
...Well. Madoka had made close friends already.

 

~Catgirlness~

Aoi blinked for a brief period of time, as if to register what was occurring before him, or rather to him as he had well, womanly assets with cat-like features, somehow, he got the feeling this was all from that deranged person who spoke absolute nonsense. "Well... this is certainly going to break the Parental Guidence Rating." he said rather surprised.

Dean was less calm. "The hell!? This isn't...well...RIGHT! I'm a guy for Filgaia's sake! if the guys saw me like this...I'd...never live it down...!" he said in perhaps a scared tone while Johnny 5 was looking himself over.

"Oh... I'm like Stephanie! Except with more...humanly additions... breasts I believe these are called and the protrusions are cat Ears and a tail, how intriguing!" he said with fascination,

~Lastation~

Marvelous stood for a moment. "Why did I get the strangest feeling something that shouldn't happen, happened on my ship?" he asked and Noel shrugged. "Beats me, let's just continue on."
~Dimensional Veil~

Black mage was roaring with laughter at Bushy's antics of getting the plot more humorous, it made him dance with joy... not literally but you get the picture. "Oh, Comedy gold! Why isn't this guy like those other comedians?!" he asked and Narutaki sighed.

"Black Mage, for the last time, stop breaking perception, else the world will be ela dona different destructive path, where everyone runs in a panic."

 

Gai looked around seeing nothing but catgirls everywhere and what's worse is, tonights dinner at the Galleon was fish! "GGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! WHERE DID ALL THESE GIRLS CAME FROM?! It's like I've walked into someone's creepy wet dream!"

 

Daxam/Gokai Crimson

I feel water lap at my face and my eyes flutter open and get up. "Ugh, were am I?" I look to be on a beach somewhere. I feel something heavy in my pants and pull out what looked like cell phone but it was dark red and inside it had a slot to insert a key.

"What is this? Last I remember was working late at night and then nothing..." I suddenly get a headache and the key I was holding glowed and I black out.

"Ahhhh! Geesh this kid is easy to knock out." I look around and see a tower in the distance. "Looks about as a good place to start as any and I feel power coming from it, something I haven't felt in sometime..."

I start walking towards the tower and unseeth my sword.

"I'm coming for you...Marvelous..."

 

Spoiler: many banners

-Lastation-

Yuna gasped when she saw Chappu and ran to him, "Chappu? Chappu, is that really you?!" "Huh?! Yuna?!" Chappu said in surprise as she hugged him, just ignoring what she was wearing, Chappu smiled and hugged her back. Hermione smiled at them when Fang spoke at her, "You look like you have been through a lot." "Yeah, I have been through quite a lot." Hermione said, not looking at Fang. Vanille smiled, Harry looked at his counterpart and said, "You should know, Harold, to be honest, I never did pay much attention in that history class." "So, what are we suppose to find here?" James asked, looking around.



-Dimensional Veil-

Seymour just kept quiet and looked around the veil that separated them from the strange world beyond the veil. He calmly reached out his hand and touched it, seeing a small ripple effect. Seymour wondered what this veil was and turned back to his allies, holding his staff. He just wondered if Narutaki had a plan or something, he asked, "Isn't there someone you're looking for? Why are we just waiting, may I ask?"

 

-Avia-

Link walked through the streets, looking around. He wished he had about 8 more eyes or so just to look around. This place was really interesting. "This place isn't half bad." He said.
"It is nice... How much longer until we reach our destination?" Twilight asked.
"I dunno. I have a feeling we'll know when we do get there though."

* * *

A while later, Link looked up to see a large building with a golden crescent moon shaped crest on it. He gave a whistle. "I knew we'd be here eventually!"
"Yeah. Only took hours..." Twilight said, complaining very uncharacteristically.
"So... Shall we? No, wait, that's a bad idea. They could have guards and do stuff to us... Unless I sneak in... No, that's a bad idea too, we did request an audience... Okay let's just go in and say we have an audience requested. We do have Archer, who they have seen, don't we?"
Twilight was a bit irritated, perhaps due to exhaustion, but nonetheless, she just wanted this to be done. "Yes! We do! We can just go in and tell the truth!" She gave an exasperated sigh. "So can we? PLEASE?"
"Alright... Jeez..." Link said, slowly turning and starting to go in.

-Cave-

Katniss noticed Samus looking a bit... Off. "Samus? You okay?" She asked.
Before Samus could answer, her chest began to hurt unbearably. She gasped loudly. The bounty hunter heard Katniss cry out, but it was too late. She completely lost consciousness moments later.
"We need a doctor for her! She's really sick, I can tell! No one loses conciousness just like that! Pit, do something, please!"

 

-Avia-
Sherlock and Nixio continued to walk with the group, despite being ignored... and then Nixio came to a conclusion. "Sherlock." voiced Nixio. Sherlock simply raised an eyebrow. "I think we're invisible." continued Nixio, who decided to try this out by running around Archer like a mad chicken, however, Sherlock grabbed his hood and pulled him back. "No, Nixio. We're not invisible. They evidently have more important matters on their minds, like princess's backsides." Nixio wasn't sure if that was a joke or wether Sherlock was being serious and that, indeed, princess's backsides were more important than jumping or responding to others.

-Lastation-

Ienzo sighed, also watching the events... and heard Blanc's request. He was in two minds about it, but he decided to go along with it anyway... "What is it you wish to talk about?" He asked, also calm... well, calmer now that he had taken out his anger with a fist to the jaw.

Meanwhile, Richard had carried the body back to the cardboard castle, which Visorak where now busy turning into a cardboard fortress with the new boxes that Richard had supplied.
"Who is that girl," was the first thing Jafar said to Richard, "and why have you brought her dead body here?" Was the second thing Jafar asked Richard.
Richard replied with the strangest thing Jafar ever heard Richard say; "She looks familiar, and I didn't want to waste it." Jafar blinked a few times before turning to Vezok and Barbossa. "Can't say I know the lass." Commented Barbossa... Vezok, however, had seen her before.
Vezok took the body himself and placed it down, the pink hair that covered her face had not changed... yes, she was still the apprentice of Mephisto Pheles. If Vezok's beastial grin could get any bigger, it would have. "You've found us a prize, Richard... Kronos will be able to use her." Mused the Piraka. He then picked up the body and put her into the convenient cardboard-cyrogenic-chamber
Not knowing why Vezok did this or who the girl is, the other villains continue about their buisiness.

 

-No more cat girls-

Kon was happy until he noticed that his breasts were gone, he screamed in angst, " My beautiful boobies!!!! They can't be gone, they just be!!!!!!" Firion sighed in relief while Nero lowered his hood and felt his body, happy to be normal again. Illya laughed and said, "It was so fun being a cat girl. I think I could live with the tail, but I don't know about fleas." Kisa nodded, knowing what's like to have a tail as she was the Zodiac of the Tiger. Kyo and Yuki just continued their fighting with Hatsuharu watching absentminded



-Avia-

Rainbow Dash and Applejack caught up to Twilight and Link, gasping for air, Applejack spoke, "Whoo-whee, Twi, Link. Hold your horses. The rest of us aren't as fast as you two......" "Seriously, I wish that I had my wings right now! That I could Sonic-Boom the way here and easily take the creep and his groons so Link could save his girl." Rainbow Dash said, beginning to rant about the advantages of having her wings.

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-Dream World-

Calmly, Serenity approached Samus and bowed at her, "Do not be afraid. I am Serenity, and I do not mean to harm you. Who might be you?" She looked at Samus and smiled, not surprised at seeing a blond haired female warrior and remembered Sailor Venus.

 

~~Hot Springs ~ Private Bath~~

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With a loud sigh of relief, Noriko, now dressed in her own swimsuit which was essentially just a one-piece version of her normal outfit, slipped herself into the water beside Genome with a smile on her face. Her mind was instantly taken back to happy times in her past; such as her early days of bonding with Kazumi and Jung. She missed them, especially Kazumi, since it hadn't been that long since they were sat together in the cockpit of... but that wasn't important anymore. She had vanished since then. Perhaps she was still back on Earth, or perhaps she was even back home in her own time. Noriko could only hope she was okay.
Genome seemed to have noticed her distraction however, and she, a little flustered, set his mind at ease, assuring him that she was completely fine.

~~Hot Springs ~ Men's Section~~

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Throughout the conversations, Kamina had been... unusually silent. Even as Mina talked about her "mountains and valleys", Kamina eyes stayed fixed intently on somebody on the opposite side of the pool.
Somebody whose eyes had since fixated on him also. Ryoma Nagare.
Ignoring everything else, the pair of them both stood up, completely ignoring the fact that they were both naked. This fact, however, was not ignored by anyone else, who were treated (or scarred by) a clear view of their masculinity. As Ryoma and Kamina approached the center of the pool, their glares became more intense, and the pressure between the two was almost visible in the air between them. Despite this, neither had spoke yet, and nor did they continue to for what felt like an hour as they simply stood there, eyes locked in a heated battle.
Finally, when it felt like the air would explode if the pressure got any more intense, but Ryoma and Kamina's fists suddenly collided with the opposite's face, sending both suddenly reeling backwards from the impact with a growling expression. Both of them standing back up and wrapping the nearest item of clothing around their waists, the duo suddenly dived at each other yelling incomprehensible insults and accusations at each other as fists collided with fists, and heads smashed into feet, the battle between the two becoming more and more absurd as things went along, neither one of them letting up...

~~Avia ~ Finally getting somewhere~~

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Standing outside of the building, having been waiting for his temporary Master and the team's "leader", Archer was relieved to finally see Twilight and Link getting to the correct building.
"I was beginning to wonder if a search party would have to be sent out for you. I hope you understand that you've kept the one person likely to trust us and offer us help waiting." he greeted them with, frowning slightly.
"Come on. Our host is waiting in the overseer's chamber."

~~Sea-swept Island Coast ~ Claw vs Fang~~

Spoiler: Enter

Another stream of black flame streaked towards the opposing warrior, whose black armour simply deflected the shot once again as though it was nothing, by merely pushing a single one of its gauntlets into the path of the attack. It was completely futile; the difference in their power was simply too great. There was no way that a Rookie could ever take on a Mega-level Digimon by itself like this.
However, nobody seemed to have ever told BlackGabumon this, as the wolf-pelt-wearing Digimon unleashed yet another shot at the creature, yet again to no avail.
Giving up on its Black Blaster attack, BlackGabumon charged horn-first at its opponent, a yell of "Horn Attack!" coming from it as it closed in.
It was still nothing to the Mega. BlackGabumon was swatted to the side, colliding with a palm tree, causing a single coconut to drop from the branches nearby, before rolling down into the close-by sea.
"Damn Mega...!" BlackGabumon growled, forcing itself to its feet again. "Just because you're at a higher level, you think that gives you a right to come here and throw your weight around?!"
Things were getting dangerous, no matter how much of a brave face the Rookie-level put on. If this kept up, it was quite likely that BlackGabumon would be killed, and as similar as this world was to the Digiworld, it wasn't, and that meant that the threat of death was very very real...

 

~Avia: Not that Bad~

Link looked up at Archer. "I don't think we're THAT bad." Truth was, they were. They totally were and he knew it. He just didn't wanna admit it.

At this point, Archer mentioned that their host was awaiting them, and moved on. Link followed with his group in tow. "Wow..." He said, looking around, "Nice place they've got."

Twilight looked around too. She had to admit it was impressive, but Celestia's Castle was still more up to her tastes. She turned on her heel and walked backwards, observing everyone following her and Link. Her friends Applejack and Rainbow Dash were of course there, but besides those two, all of them were a very odd group, but finding Zelda would be faster with their help.

Naruto was talking with Rock Lee and Guy, who looked remarkably similar, plus Naruto's sensei Kakashi and a young man named Gaara. Then there were X and Zero, two remarkably human looking robots who were Maverick Hunters. Ezra from the Fairy Tail Guild followed, with Ken and Ryu shortly behind. Lastly were Nixio and Sherlock. They seemed to know something that the others didn't, and tended to complain about being ignored. Curious about what a Maverick was, Twilight approached X and Zero. "So, what exactly are Mavericks?" She asked.

 

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"Woah! Guys just wait a se-" Renton stood up, about to attempt to stop the slug-fest between Kamina and Ryoma, but he was interrupted by a hand on his shoulder. Mina's. Renton's gaze lingered to her before dropping down slightly, his face flushing red again and turning his head away completely.
"It's fine little buddy. This is just a greeting between two men."
"But-"
But this time Renton was interrupted by some other voice who was in the hotsprings. A conveniently un-named red shirt like character who was a member of ZEXIS in some shape or form who was purely here for the sake of this post.
"And what do you know about being a man, eh, lady?!"
Mina's composure cracked as she suddenly had left Renton's side and slammed her fore-head into the guy who had just questioned her masculinity. "Hey! Listen up you dumbass! I'm more manly than you'll ever be!"
"Oh yeah?! Well I don't see any balls on ya!"
"Well mine are bigger than yours!"
"What?! That logic doesn't even work! Those aren't balls!"
"Well you obviously know nothing about Team Dai-Gurren! We kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!"
"...uh.."
"For example! A real man!" Suddenly Mina had turned away from the random ZEXIS person and walked over to Guy. ...Silence passed over the male's side of the hotsprings (excluding the occasional curses coming from Kamina's brawl with Ryoma) as Mina and Guy just stared at each other for a second, completely expressionless as Guy clearly was wondering what Mina was doing.
Then from nowhere, Mina bent down and shoved Guy's face into her cleavage. "A real man takes what he wants!"
And now... her statement just left a question in the air, as well as the looks of awe and confusion on the faces of all the men in the bath.
...Was Mina saying that as a real man, she had wanted Guy to do that?
Or was she implying that Guy (as a real man) had taken her?
Or was she just plain crazy?
...Who honestly knew?


~

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For so long... The Digimon who wasn't a real Digimon had been looking for his purpose. Looking for an answer. ...His own instincts told him that finding a worthy opponent would lead him to that answer. That was when he had found... BlackGabumon. And so, seeking that challenge, he had entered combat with the severely under-leveled Digimon. "Damn Mega...! Just because you're at a higher level, you think that gives you a right to come here and throw your weight around?!"
BlackWarGreymon remained silent for a second before regarding the Rookie level Digimon in front of him. "I am looking for something." He paused. "I am looking... for an answer. Do I have a heart?"
His arm came up to rest on his chest area for a brief moment. "To find that answer. I have been seeking worthy opponents for a long time. Like myself, you are a Black Digimon, and therefore you might be the worthy opponent I am seeking. So..."
BlackWarGreymon flew up to the Digimon before a reaction could even be made and delivered a devastating kick to BlackGabumon, sending the small Digimon flying into a nearby cliffside and creating a small crater.
"Digivolve. Digivolve now, before I lose sight of what worth you may have and choose to destroy you and move on instead."

 

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~Hot Spring; Incalculable Manliness~​

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Ryoma and Kamina's hot-blooded battle continued furiously. Neither side slowed down. Neither side held back. To the others watching, this looked like a pointless fight that came out of nowhere, but only Kamina and Ryoma knew why this had to be done. It was fate that brought these two together, and it was fate (along with some manly badassery) that drove them to fight one another.​

From the sidelines, Musashi sighed.
"Ryoma, you're supposed to be relaxing!"
"I am relaxing! I AM SO FUCKING RELAXED RIGHT NOW!" Ryoma yelled as he took another kick to the face.
As the manliest of men continued to fight, two more new members of ZEXIS entered the bath.

Spoiler

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"So you're good with computers, huh? That's pretty interesting."​

"Yeah. It's a skill I've picked up over the years. And you do...What again?"​

"I was a cook at a local diner back home. Lately, though...Not so much. Can't work at a diner that's not there, right?"​

"Heh, you got that right."​

Joey Jones and Jun Lee, having met just outside the Hot Spring, entered the men's bath together, quickly taking notice of the heated brawl that was going down.​

"..."
"W-What's...Going on here?"
"Yo!" Jin called, motioning for Jun and Joey to go over to him.
The boys entered the water and made their way next to Jin, Rossiu and Musashi.
"Hey there, name's Jin." Jin introduced.
"I'm Rossiu." Followed Rossiu.
"Musashi..." Musashi finished, still annoyed at Ryoma's seemingly unwarranted fist fight with Kamina.
"My name's Joey Jones."
"And I'm Jun Lee."
There was silence for a moment as everyone looked again over at Ryoma and Kamina.
"So...What's going on with them?"
Jin smiled a bit, as if he understood.
"Y'know, it's hard to explain. Let's just say that their fight was destined to happen."
"Destined, huh?"
"Interesting..."


Is it my turn now?
I think so.
Nick?
Yes.
Perfect!...Hey, weren't you talking in ellipses last time?
Yes, but not this time. Now shuddupandgo.
Alright then...Anyway...
After failing to achieve the prize of (Ka)Mina's glorious mounds, I felt a sudden...Change.
I couldn't tell what it was at first, so I excused myself (and by that I mean snapped a pic of the fight before effing off) and headed to the toilets.
There were some kind of weird bumps and stuff coming from under my mask, so I decided to take it off to see what was up (After checking to see if the coast was clear, of course).
When the mask came off, I was, uh...Shocked, to say the least. I'd apparently been turned into some kind of weird cat-thing. My face was still messed up too, so it was NOT pretty.
I let out a yell.
"I look like me grand-mum!"
Your grandmother looks like a horribly maimed cat person?
You should know, you're me too.
Eh, I don't pay attention half the time.
Moving on, there was still something that felt...Off. Like a part of me was missing.
So I felt around a bit, and I quickly found that my Weensy-Wades were gone! Plus I had boobs so small I don't know if they could be classified as boobs. And I was the size of a little girl.
So you're basically a loli catgirl?
Those are my favorite kind!
There was only one person who could have committed such an act.
I dropped to my knees and held my fists into the air.
"BUSHYYYYYYYY!"
You know this is your fault, right? YOU fed Bushy the heroine-filled pancakes. You probably aren't the only one he's screwed with.
"Wait, maybe he tossed in some rules at the end of his post...This may not be permanent!"
In a hurry, I quickly hopped out of the post Nick is writing at this very moment.
I climbed past all the posts that had been made, before finally reaching the one I was looking for.
I found the spoiler entitled "New temporary rule" and began to read (skim) through it. Upon finding the words "switched back to normal in your next post", I closed the spoiler back up and dropped back down into Nick's post, re-emerging in the Hot Spring bathroom.
"Okay, so I just gotta wait until Nick's next post..."
I checked to see if all was clear before removing my entire suit.
"I AM and girl, and I AM a cat now, so I must be able to bend in just the right way...YES! Okay, end it here, Nick, I've got some work to do."
Awww, but it was getting good!
It really wasn't. Something tells me Nick enjoys being a pervert sometimes.
;D

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~Hot Spring; Private Bath~​

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Genome smiled back at Noriko as she sat next to him.
"So, your robot, Gunbuster...From what you said, it sounds like it's a two-pilot machine like my Lazengann. Are the cockpits set up the same? One in the 'head' and one in the 'torso'?" Genome asked Noriko, having went into some sort of "mecha-geek mode" all of a sudden.
"Man, it would be pretty cool to see your Gunbuster and my Lazengann standing side-by-side, arms crossed and ready to take on the universe!"
However, unbeknownst to Genome, he was not quite right on what he believed Gunbuster looked like, especially in the size department.​

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~Avia~​

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Following behind Link and Archer, the rest of the group entered the large building.​

Ken let out an impressed whistle.​

"I gotta admit, this place is pretty nice."​

"Certainly the best looking scenery we've seen since we got here...Wherever 'here' is."​

"Guy-Sensei, this is like nothing I've ever seen back home in the Hidden Leaf!"​

"You're right, Lee. Whoever owns this building must be quite prestigious...And with prestige usually comes natural ability! Perhaps we can learn something new for both of us here, Lee!"​

"Do you mean..."​

"Yes, my star-pupil. If what I'm hoping for is true, you would be training alongside me instead of under me."​

Youthful tears began to roll down Lee's face for like...The third time in the past 10 minutes.​

"THIS NEW WORLD IS MAKING ALL OF MY DREAMS COME TRUE!"​

"He didn't even say it was gonna happen, Lee..." Naruto thought, an annoyed look on his face.​

Meanwhile, X and Zero were approached by Twilight, who asked what a Maverick was.

X was unsure of how to answer. He hadn't been asked this kind of question before, and his programming didn't have a pre-set answer for it.​

"Well..."​

"Mavericks are those like us, except they fight against Humanity instead of for it. Typically a Maverick is made through reprogramming, internal errors, or viruses, but it is possible for a Reploid to willingly go Maverick. It's our job to stop the threat they pose on humans, even if it means exterminating them."​

X's eyes widened at Zero's sudden explanation.​

"Y-Yeah, what Zero said. You can rest assured that he and I aren't Mavericks and don't plan on going Maverick any time soon."​

Suddenly, the sound of a motor vehicle could be heard from outside.
Erze turned back towards the door.
"What's that sound?"
The door to the building, which had just been closed mere moments ago, opened back up, revealing four figures on the other side. Two of them sat on a hellish-looking motorcycle; A skeleton wearing black leather who's skull was engulfed in a purple flame and a rather ordinary looking man wearing a blue suit. Floating just above those two was a young girl with blonde hair who carried some sort of staff-like weapon. Finally, the fourth person, who didn't look like he enjoyed being with that group, was a young man with dark blue hair. His clothing had light-blue lines going down the sides that looked as if they were glowing.

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"Is that some kind of...Demon?" Erza thought to herself.​

"This place'll work." Ghost Rider said to himself before pushing Stryker into the building.​

Stryker nearly tripped as he was pushed.​

"Hey, watch it!"​

"Quit your whining. We dropped you off in the nearest city, just like you asked."​

Ghost Rider's black, empty eyes then looked to the rest of the group inside.​

"As far as any of you are concerned, we were never here." He said before revving up the engines of his bike.​

The wheels on the bike began to spin, purple flames flying off of them as they did so.​

Finally, the bike took off into the sky, with Fate flying close behind.​

Naruto thought for a moment...Something about two of them seemed...Familiar.​

"Wait a minute...I think I remember them."​

Ryu stepped up next to Naruto.​

"I think I do as well. It was back when we were on Earth, fighting the Unbreakable Dark. Does that sound about right?"​

"Yeah! It's foggy, but I remember that guy with the firey head! And the blonde girl too!"​

"Perhaps we'll run into them again soon...But for now, we should probably assist him." Ryu said, referring to Stryker.​

Naruto approached him.​

"Hey, it looks like you just kicked out of a ride. What happened?"​

"I asked those three for a ride, thinking everything was normal because that skeleton guy looked like a normal person when I first saw him. Then outta nowhere his skin just disappears and he turns into that...Thing! I asked them to drop me off here because, believe it or not, riding on a hellish motorcycle with a demonic flaming skeleton as the driver isn't exactly a good sign."​

"Heh...Fair enough. Name's Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said, extending a friendly hand out to Stryker.​

Stryker smirked.​

"Call me Stryker. Pleasure to meet you, Ruzu." Stryker responded, shaking Naruto's hand.​

Naruto fell silent for a moment.​

"...What did you just call me?"​

"Ruzu. It's a nickname I came up with just now. naRUto uZUmaki. Ruzu."​

Naruto cracked a small smile at the nickname.​

"I like it."​

"So...I hope your group's got room for one more?"
"Sure do. C'mon, we were just heading inside to meet someone."
"You got it, Ruzu."

Meanwhile, back outside with Ghost Rider, Fate and Phoenix Wright...
"Do you really think it was necessary to to just toss him off somewhere? What if he could have helped us?"
"To be brutally honest, Fate and I are more than enough against most enemies. We're lucky we haven't come across anything with a grudge against defense attorneys."
"But that doesn't mean we don't enjoy having you around, Mr. Wright. It's good to have a smart man like you on our side."
"Smart, huh? Heh, I guess I am pretty smart."
There was an awkward silence for a few moments.
"S-So, uh...Where're we heading now?"
"There's some kind of disturbance...Somewhere. I don't know what or who it is, but I don't like the feeling it's giving me."
Fate was silent for a moment, looking somewhat disappointed.
"Don't worry, Fate. We're not giving up on finding your friend. We're just taking a bit of a detour. As soon as we figure out what's going on and stop it, we'll continue the search for Nanoha."
"R-Right..."

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~Lastation; Noire's House~​

Most everyone seemed to have gotten themselves comfortable at this point. The Heavy was outside cleaning his gun, The Scout was practicing his bat swings, The Medic was trying to un-flatten the Jeff the Goomba, who had an unfortunate run in with a shoe a few minutes before, Jak, Daxter and Torn were inside discussing different things involving their next move after their break was done with, and finally Ratchet, Clank and Qwark were checking to see if their weapons were in working order.
While this happened, a small group of mercenaries were approaching Noire's home.

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Siegfried Schtauffen, Z.W.E.I., and Hildegard von Krone, having noticed the commotion moments ago, came to Noire's house to see if anybody was injured- Or if there was anyone there who needed to be injured.​

"Excuse me." Siegfried said to anyone who would listen.​

"We happened to notice the noise and commotion that was going on over here. We've come to see if there is anyone in need of assistance."​

Z.W.E.I. sighed.​

"Do we really need to do this? I'm sure there's something more...Productive we could be doing."​

"Building as big of an alliance as possible is important in our current situation. We have no idea where we are, nor do we have any idea what kinds of enemies we could find ourselves up against. Besides, I think these people look civilized enough."​

At that moment, Siegfried noticed Captain Qwark, who was looking into the barrel of his Blaster Pistol, the pistol dangerously close to his eye.​

"...Most of them, anyway. Z.W.E.I., Hilde, you two head inside and see if you can find the person in charge. I'll stay out here and explain our reasoning for being here."​

"Fine..." Z.W.E.I. groaned before looking to Hilde.
"Let's get going, then."

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~Cave~​

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Pit began to panic as Samus inexplicably started gasping before passing out.​

"Oh Goddess, what do I do!?" Pit then began to shuffle through his inventory that he summoned to him via a small portal to his bank vault back in Skyworld, which contained a wealth of different items and weapons.​

"Aha! This might work!" Pit said as he pulled out a medium-sized bottle filled with a pink liquid.​

Pit held it in his hands for a moment before remembering something.
"Wait...Lady Palutena said something to me about this drink and mortals...What was it..."
Pit began to think.

"Remember Pit, don't go throwing the bottle at mortals once it's empty. That's just a jerk move!"​

"No, no, not that..."
"Remember Pit, the hole in the bottle is just for decoration, don't go using it for-"
"Nonononono DEFINITELY not that..."
"Remember Pit, this is a divine liquid. If you need to give it to a Mortal, be sure to just give them three drops. Any more could have some seriously bad effects on a human body."
"That's it!"
Reaching into his inventory once more, Pit pulled out what looked like an angelic wine glass (and by "angelic" I mean it was really, really shiny). He carefully removed the cork that was closing off the top of the bottle before ever so gently pouring three drops into the glass.
"There!" Pit said before placing the cork back on the bottle and putting it back into his inventory.
He hurried over to Samus, who was already on her back and helmet-less.
Opening her mouth, Pit poured the divine drink down Samus's throat.
The glass was now empty, and all anyone could do now is wait and hope that the mighty Drink of the Gods would work it's wonders on Samus and bring her back from her unconsciousness.