~Crossover Cove~

Joker stood strait up at the mention of his party. "OOOOOooooh! PARTY!!! Yes, I do have one planned." He then walked through a corridor of Darkness and came up to Vexen. "An Ice Sculpture would be wonderful, do you wan't it in cash, or do you take credit? One sec." He walked through another Corridor of Darkness(they seem to be everywhere.) And arrived on the Normandy. "Attention, Normandy! My party will start in... eh, detail's. So if you'd all like to come to the Saint's Cradle, that'll be nice." It was then he noticed Sazh and Lightning.
"Claire!? Claire is that you!?!? Why I havn't seen you since... well, the Guardian Corps Bodhum Security Regiment! I was Jack Ker! No? Put MIA after the, ah, 'purge'? You don't remember... nevermind. The first time I saw you was... that 'incident'... and I said you're name out loud, didn't I?" He then noticed Sazh. "Oh, and Sazh Katzroy! You wouldn't remember me. I was the guy who told you the, ah, unfortunate news about that lovely little boy of yours. Oh don't worry, I'm close to figuring out how too set him free from his little... home. It might have something to do with Orphan, but I can't be sure." Ah, Joker, always inappropiate.
Shepard caught hold of Eddie and Siegfried's shoulders. "We should proberly stay away from them until they've passed 'rage stage'."


Pretty much covered what I can... I think.

 

Link looked at his friends. "Let's go home."

Katniss smiled. "We deserve it."

"That's why we're leaving" said Marth.

"Master Link..." Fi said. "It appears that the other contributers to the destruction of U-D are having parties. Would you like to be transported to the nearest one?"

"Uh... sure." Link said.

Fi gathered her power and transported Link and his friends to wherever the nearest one was.

OOC: Anyone can make it so Link and his friends appear with them.

 

OOC: I decided to post Abaddon's intro post. So yeah, my first post!

"Like the great storm of the Horus Heresy, the forces of the True Gods will descend upon the Emperor's minions. The stars will tremble at their passage and the mighty armadas of the Warmaster Abaddon will bring annihilation to a hundred worlds. Know this, for these things will come to pass."
~ Constanze the Prophetess, burned as a Heretic

-Meanwhile, just outside the solar system-​

Space. The endless void in which humanity calls home. But unannounced to the inhabitants of Earth and dark and terrible forces is coming to bring doom to their little world. A force from the 41st millenium. For in the grim darkness of that far future there is only war.

Spoiler: music to set mood

[video=youtube;skO9eczYKWA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skO9eczYKWA[/video]

A distortion appeared in the dark void of space, and from it a ship appeared followed by another. Then another. And another. Ships of colossal scale appeared one after another For every minute that passed more ships arrived bringing with them armies. In tens! In hundreds! In thousands! A forces of unrivaled size, all with the same dark purpose: To bring war.

Then the flag ship of this dark armada appeared... Planet Killer. A massive starship crafted through the amalgamation of technology and blasphemous sorcery that was capable of destroying entire planets. And in its bridge, sitting on his dark throne was the leader of this horrid army. Abaddon the Despoiler, leader of the Black Legion Chaos Space Marines and Warmaster of Chaos, stared out the window of his ship into the dark void of space, the fingers of his left hand rapping against his throne. Rising from his throne he thrusted his right hand, which clad in the Talon of Horus, into the air.

"WE ARE RETURNED!" he shouted, a wicked grin on his face.

"DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!" shouted the Chaos Space Marines present on the bridge in return.

The dark fleet of ships make their way... towards Earth.



OOC: So yeah, there's that. Now Abaddon and his armies won't arrive for a while so continue on normally with whatever your character are doing. :)

 

~SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~​

The Super Star Destroyer's destruction sent the rest of the fleet surrounding the planet into chaos, GLaDOS patched into the controls on each ship and ordered the crew to remain on high alert for traitors to the Empire. She broadcast the message inside the Death Star as well, "Listen warriors of the Empire, we are at war with those who wish to see the destruction of our battle station and lead us to oblivion. Those who are against us may not seem apparent at first, but they'll show their true colors soon enough. All troopers to your battle stations, you are ordered to kill a traitor on sight."

Miles away, careening though space at lightspeed, General Grievous was still in allot of pain from his fight with Barthandelus and the incredibly snackish Vader. "Gah!..Twice I get shot in the freaking chest. Some people get decapitated, some thrown down a giant shaft, me? I just get shot continuously. Where is the originality people!" It was at the moment Grievous sped right past Death Star.
GLaDOS noticed the blip on her rader, "Oh good god. Can you not fly a simple Belbullab-22 starfighter, General?
"I'm working on it! Having an emotional breakdown in here.."
"Watch your 11, there is an incoming starship of unknown origin or mission in your line of flight."
Grievous managed to maneuver his ship by the large starship, he flew by at lightspeed so the detectors on the vessel only managed to pick him up for a moment.
"What was that? Spock, give me a visual." The starship Grievous flew by was the USS Enterprise, captained by James T. Kirk. The ship's science officer and first officer, Spock, was attempting to get a visual on Grievous' ship, but he'd already flew out of range. "The ship has already left our sensor range, Captian. Whatever it was it's long gone now."
Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Leonard McCoy, had already been making his was to the bridge. He exited the elevator and stood next to Kirk's command chair, "Jim, it's time for your physical. You can dodge me all you want, but eventually I'll just have to sedate you."
"In a moment Bones, we've just had a most peculiar encounter."
"Peculiar how?"
"Well our sensors were picking up a small ship for a brief moment, then it vanished. Do you have any idea who's ship that might be?"
"I'm a doctor, not a ghost whisperer. Report to sick bay when you're done chasing mirages."

Grievous finally managed to stop his ship and made a space U-turn, "General, did you just make an illegal U-turn?"
"I DO WHAT I WANT." He charged the lightspeed and blasted back in the direction of the Death Star, whizzing by the Enterprise again.
"See! There it is again, this is no mirage Bones. That's an Imperial Starfighter." Kirk issued a red alert across the ship, not knowing if they'd have to deal with any other Imperial forces. Spock was checking the sensors at maximum range and located the destination of Grievous' ship, "Captain, there is a Death Star in this quadrant. It appears to be on a path toward Earth."
"A Death Star..We don't have the firepower or backup necessary to match up with that behemoth, but we can't let it have it's way with Earth. Lieutenant Sulu, chart a course for Earth, remain behind the Death Star and try to avoid tipping them off to the fact we're following them." The Enterpirse began heading in the direction of Earth as Greivous' ship arrived on the Death Star. He got out and revived medical attention before heading to GLaDOS' chamber.

"Honey, I'm home." GLaDOS had all parts of the station she could monitor on the screens, still unable to tap into the part of the ship Orphan was blocking, nor could she change the coordinates of the battle station. "Grievous, I need you to lead a battalion into the center of this facility. I can't see what's going on down there, there is no doubt that the traitors are there." Grievous obliged and rounded up as many stormtroopers as he could find and headed to the center of the Death Star.

~Back on the much calmer Saint's Cradle~​

Kaiba had docked his ship back with Saint's cradle and everyone on the ship made their way to the deck. Mizore followed them up through the elevator, ignoring whatever Demyx had said earlier. Scar was sitting by the edge of she ship in a lawn chair, wearing a hat full of fish hooks and casting a line into the ocean. "Oi fellows." Kaiba decided to be the first to ask, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing for a certain colorful catch. OH, I think I got one!" Scar reeled the line up and Grell was bitting the other end of the line. "The hyenas back home will never believe this. Until I make them." Grell plopped down on the deck and flailed about, "What did you use as bait?"
"First I tried blood, you'll see the end result of that in tonight's sushi buffet. Then I tried dangling a turkey leg, caught some girl in an orange jumpsuit. Luck Charms ended up giving me a leprechaun. Threw a mushroom out there and found M. Eventually I ran out of ideas and cast a picture of Jeremy Iron's into the ocean, then you guys showed up."
Saix was growing board of the mindless chitchat, "Where did Marluxia go..I need to speak with him about future events." Saix walked off in search of Marluxia while Sebastian set a table up for Ciel. "Here we are master, you can have your evening tea before the party starts." Ciel almost spit his tea out, "Party?! I'm hardly dressed for a party. Where is the Joker, he must have a stash of conveniently placed clothing that doesn't make me look like Neo."

 

​

~SR2 Normandy; A Party, you say?~​

Eddie was torn. He could stay here and learn the strange mystery of how Lightning, Sazh and Shirou crashed into the Normandy...Or he could go party.
He looked back and forth between Lightning's group and the Dark Corridor that would lead him to the party.
He then decided.
"Sorry guys, where there's a party, there's music. Later." He said as he stepped through the corridor.
Deadpool followed, but unwillingly.
"What the!? My legs! They're moving themselves toward the corridor!" He yelled as he was pulled into the Corridor.
"Nooooo-" His voice stopped when he went through.
Then he emerged on the other side with Eddie.
"-ooooo!"
Eddie looked at him, a "wtf" look on his face.
"What're you yellin' about?"
"I-I don't remember. All I can think of is...Moonwalking! But whenever I try...A voice keeps telling me that "Party Rock isn't in the house yet"...Good God, what did Weapon X do to me!?"
Eddie shook his head and left Deadpool to his mindless rambling as he looked for the Joker.
"Yo, Joker? You here?"

 

It was Xion that appeared to Ciel's convenience. "As a matter of fact, he does. He entrusted giving people clothes for the party to me whilst he went off to the Normandy." Throwing Ciel an outfit that looked suprisingly like his previous one, and then getting out a megaphone Joker had left her she yelled into it. "Attention everyone who is attending Joker's party, get you're clothes here. Oh and Snow, you can keep the hat on. According to Joker it's alright because, and I'm quoting this, 'we have no idea what you're hair looks like underneath the hat'." Darion, Cloud and Jafar got there outfits(Darions was ripped up here and there, but no matter). Demyx arrived, and would've been sad that his attempt to hit on Mizore had failed... except he had no heart. "Oooh! Tuxedo!" Roxas then arrived and picked out his outfit. "Hey, were'd the Doctor go?" "Eh, who knows." Was the somewhat none-caring reply. Hope also went to get one, his mind rushing with several things. Including Vanille. Vanitas, the one who replied earlier, picked out a Dark Red and Dark Blue suit that was labelled 'for Vanitas'. "... Damn that guy know's what I like."


Also, Eddie recieved a note. 'May I remind you that Joker is back on the Normandy, but feel free to set up the stage for the band.'

 

OOC: Coulda swore Joker went back through...*rereads* Well, f(guitar riff).

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Eddie read the note he randomly got, and smiled when he saw what it said.
"Set up a stage, eh? My specialty."
Eddie then tossed the note aside and began working.

Minutes Later

Due to Eddie's unnaturally fast construction ability, the Stage was built. All that was left do check was the sound-based devices and the stage would be ready.
He hopped onto the stage and stepped in front of the microphone.
"Check, Check, One, Two..." he said into the mic.
His voice echoed through the room as he spoke.
"Perfect. Good to go." Eddie said as he hopped off the stage.
Leaning against his creation, he sighed. He really wanted to get the party moving. He lit a cigarette and waited for the rest of the party goes to arrive.
Meanwhile, Deadpool got over his fit of insanity (Or more accurately, "In-insanity") and squatted down next to Eddie.
"What're we waitin' for?"
"Party goers."
"Any here yet?"
"Other than you 'n' me? Nope."
"Damn...Alrighty then."
The Roadie and the Merc sat and waited for more guests to arrive.

 

​

"Right." Lightning responded to the Joker, seemingly agreeing with what he had said. "I remember a Jack Ker. 2nd Division, you mentioned what a stupid idea it was for me to join them on the train, and then told me that was exactly why I should go through with it."
At the mention of Dahj, Sazh went slightly quiet.
"Yeah. I remember you." he said simply, before perking up at the mention of a party, and the other l'Cie.
"Alright, now there's something I can handle."
"Sazh..."
"Light, the fight's over for now. The Death Star's gone, the Primarch most likely with it, and the others are already there. Cut yourself a break, and let's go enjoy ourselves while we still can."

"Speaking of the party, can somebody lower the loading ramp again? Also, Commander, take us a little lower?" Jail asked. "I have a friend that just called. He's coming for the party, and this ship is going to be far less space worthy if you don't just go along with this."

~~~

As Grievous continued along towards the Death Star's central chamber, a black-armoured figure studied him carefully from above, waiting for the ample opportunity to attack. Since his conversation with the Emperor, he had been informed of the upgrades the traitorous General had recieved, but he wasn't nearly worried about that. He knew that his partner would have fun carving open the Kaleesh's shell, no matter what material it was made of.
Finally, he took the shot, firing directly between his target's ribs, towards the sack that contained his guts... and completely missed, as the Jedi-hunter's reflexes saved him.
"Knew this was too easy." He said, leaping down from his alcove and landing directly behind the General's forces, several Shadowtroopers uncloaking from total invisibility beside him.
"Good evening, General. I do hope I'm not interupting something."

~~~

In traditional Crossover Cove fashion, a massive explosion was suddenly heard throughout the Saint's Cradle, originating from Dearche's chambers.

 

Shepard took them lower to pick up Jails friend.
"Wait, wait, wait... you actually remember me?!... Well, this is a first. You have to admit, I was alot more handsome in the Guardian Corps... one sec." He disappeared into a room and then came out, dressed as he was in the Guardian Corps with Brown hair striped green and no make up on... so he DID look relatively handsome. "There, Jack Ker at your service."

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Suddenly, a giant police box showed up next to Eddie and Deadpool, and the Doctor stepped out in a new outfit.

Spoiler: the Doctors tux

"Hello boys, did I miss the party? I just had christmas dinner with the Ponds."

 

Everyone went to Xion to get their clothes for the party, Harry dragged Ron as he followed Snow and the rest of the guys (expect Ankh who was looking at his outfit strangely) were going to change, Hermione followed the girls to where they were going to change. Ankh walked around, trying to find the boys' changing room, and found a door, upon opening the door, he found the girls getting unchanged, Fang glared at Ankh and grabbed her spear, changing him out. Ankh reached the boys' room and got changed, the girls resumed getting changed. Fang put Vanille's hair in a special style, while Hermione helped Illya recreate the bun she originally had in her hair. When her hair was done, Vanille did Hermione's hair.

 

Ichigo looked at the tuxedo he had, last time he wore one was like...he didn't remember? But he coudl touch and feel it, maybe the clothes coudl adapt to a Soul? Ichigo undressed himself in the boy's changing room, havign a surprising musculed body from his years of fighting gangs and Hollows and changed into them with his tie a bit loosened, he didn't like all the smartly dressed stuff, EIji meanwhile, was perhaps trying a tuxedo for the first time, ANkh who came form the changing room, looked liek the first time he and Eiji met.

Inuyasha didn't honestly have a clue how to wear one and looked at Ichigo. "How the hell do you wear this thing?" He asked in obivous confusion and Ichigo decided to help him out and by the time Inuyasha was dressed, he lieterally undone the tie and thrown it away whilst unbuttoning the top shurt button for more air as he spoke.

"Damn, I can't move very freely in this thing, how do humans even cope with this?" He complained and Ichigo looked at him. "No one usually wears these except when it's needed liek for a party, or a job or..." He trailed off, remembering his mother's death as he left the room, followed by Eiji and Inuyasha.

OOC: Yes, Try imagining Inuyasha in a tux.

 

"Inuyasha, let me tie your hair up first." Harry said, following after them. He pulled a hair tie and tied Inuyasha's long hair into a ponytail. Ron wondered why Kyo kept the beads on his wrist and while chaos kept his gloves. Harry and Ron wore the same suits they have in the Joker's bunker, Snow's tux was similar to Ichigo and Inuyasha with his tie around his neck, Kyo's top shirt was open with no tie at all while chaos wore a classic tux with a bowtie and a rose.

The girls walked up to meet them, Illya and Kisa wore the same dresses with their hair done the same way from before while Fang wore a light blue sleeveless dress. Hermione had a long dark red dress, her hair was in a side bun with strands falling to her shoulder, Serah's crystal being the only necklace around her neck. Vanille also was in same dress she wore before. Coming in from another direction were the Gundam Mesiters, both Lockon and Setsuna wore tuxedos with tied bowties while Lyle's was undone and hung around his neck. The Haros flew around.

 

​

Eddie removed the cig from his mouth and blew smoke before dropping it and stomping it into the floor.
He then looked to the Doctor.
"Nope, just in time. What was your name again? Doctor or something?"
Deadpool just gave a nasty look to the Doctor before muttering something to himself.
"You killed Tennant..."

~The Saint's Cradle; Boom~​

As Sonic moped about wanting to go home, a loud boom could be heard from Dearche's room.
"What the!?"
He ran quickly to their room, opening the door to see what was there (because Deadpool honestly didn't know).

~Atop the Saint's Cradle; Party Time~​

Naruto, Ryu, X and Zero still sat atop the Saint's Cradle. M had jumped off the side when he saw a mushroom fall into the ocean.
"So, uh...Wasn't there supposed to be a party or something?"
"A what?"
"A party. Y'know, where people get together and have fun?"
"I don't follow."
"Me neither."
Naruto sighed.
"Just follow me. You coming, Ryu?"
Ryu snapped out of his train of though when his name was called.
"Huh? Oh, right. Yes, I am."
Naruto then lead them into the Cradle where Eddie, Deadpool and the Doctor were.
"Looks like it hasn't started yet...Oh, well. When everyone gets here, THEN you'll see a party."

SR2 Normandy; What the fuuuuu...?"​

Noticing nobody opened the loading ramp like Jail asked, Siegfried donned a pair of "deal with it" brand sunglasses and used his sword to lower it, completely ignoring the fact that he was not from a time where this technology existed.
The glasses then flew off of Siegfried's head, returning him to his 17th Century self.

 

Ichigo noticed Sonic leave and with curiosuity, he decided to see what the blue hedgehog was up to, besides, He really wasn't a all out party-goer and he saw Sonic open the door to Dearche's Room and he looked inside above the hedgehog's head to see what it was about.

Inuyasha didn't bother complaining about the ponytail, all eh hoped was Ramen would be on the menu fo this party, yes Inuyasha is a fellow Ramen lover! Maybe if he emt a certain hyperactive knucklehead ninja, the two would proabably challenge each other to a ramen-off.

 

"You look good, Hermione." Kyo said, looking at her, Ron, who was blushing so much from seeing Hermione, glared at Kyo but looked away, Snow smiled, Ankh kept his hands in his pockets. Harry smiled at Inuyasha, "I'm surprised you're complaining about your hair being in a ponytail, seeing how you can so angry about certain things."

 

Inuyasha looked at harry. "Feh, it's just hair...but wearing these... shoes are...weird." He said and was a bit irrated before he pulled them off and just thrown them back into the changing room. "I prefer it this way." He said, crossing his arms which was true, never once, did he wear any footwear due to his half-demon nature and he was used to it anyway, no-one else bothered to point it out in the Fedaul Era.

"There had better be ramen here." Inuyasha said, he coudl smell the food and he remember that spicy food that burnt his tongue (it's curry), he had literally ran away from that when Kagome brought those food demons to her school, he wasn't questioned abotu his appearance as everyoen was dressed up as something.

Eiji somehow had the feeling he knew what Ankh would go for, he was proabably going to aim for the Ice Cream as he promised him a year's supply of ice cream as payment, Ankh did have a taste for it because Greeed never really can taste anything and when he took control of Shingo's body, it allowed him to experience taste and ice cream was the first thing that was eaten.

 

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"Sounds to me like you got a date for the party, Light." Sazh joked, before stepping through the portal and heading to the changing rooms, where he quickly sorted himself out a more appropriate outfit for the occassion. The Chocobo chick, meanwhile, had seemingly equiped itself with a bow-tie in an attempt to look more formal, but this wasn't that great a choice considering that it was in fact female. Nevertheless, the lack of chick-sized outfits meant that was all that was going, and so she happily made do, making sure to show off her 'outfit'.

"A what?" Lightning said, doing a double-take on what Sazh had said. "What are you--"
It was too late to question him, as he had already wandered off through the portal.
"Ugh..." she sighed, before stopping suddenly. Now that the loading ramp had been lowered again, a long sound could be heard from the distance.
In the distance, a faint shape could be seen, rapidly approaching. Fast enough that in only a few seconds, one could make out exactly what it was: a speedboat, and it was heading directly for the ramp.
Only moments later, the helmsman of the vehicle could also be made out; a tall man, with dark hair and pale complexion, a well-groomed beard decorating his chin.
"That'll be him now. You all might want to duck. Possibly also take cover." Jail advised, flipping up a table and diving behind it as the boat showed no signs of slowing down.
In seconds the boat tore up the loading ramp, cleaving through the remains of the ship that Lightning's group had used to get there, and crashing into the Kodiak shuttle off to the left, leaving the boat heavily battered.
The man fell over the side of the vessel, collapsing on the floor before dragging himself up and approaching them, his hawaiian shirt contrasting horribly with his shining orange sunglasses.
"I hope you will forgive my lateness." he said, approaching the group with a broad smile. "My friend Jail only just told me about the party!"
"Gendo, my friend, it's good to see you." Jail said, walking up to him and shaking his hand vigorously. "In the flesh, for once, I mean. Timestream crossing videophones can only amuse you for so long. Didn't bring your son along?"
"Afraid not. Shinji's busy becoming a man!" he yelled excitedly, a grin forming on his face.
There was a long, awkward pause after he spoke, with 'Gendo' recieving many odd looks.
"...he's competing in a cricket tournament." he explained, before a look of horror adorned his features. "Oh no, I was supposed to be there too! I'm the captain!"

~~~

Sonic was instantly glomped by heavy-hitting figure clad in blue and black, a grinning face looking up at him.
"Hiya!" Levi said, as the figures behind her became apparent.
"Why the hell did it explode?!" Dearche yelled, as Yuri smiled around at the results. "You never said anything about exploding!"
"The molecules around us were thrown out of our way in order to compensate for our sudden appearance." the familiar voice of Stern said, as she attempted to peel Levi off of Sonic. "That's how explosions work."
"Now you're all turning against me!" Dearche yelled stupidly. "Explosions in my bedroom! Are you so intent on murdering me?!"
"But Dearche isn't alone anymore, just like you asked~" Yuri replied, her smile absolutely refusing to fade.
"What are you saying?!" the king exclaimed loudly. "A-as if I would get lonely! A king has no need of others!"
"I believe your exact quote was 'a king is nothing without her retainers', correct?"
"Treason! TREASON IN THE BEDROOM!"

 

To change for the party everyone was apparently supposed to attend, Marluxia simply created a whirl of petals around himself to change, as he did with most things. When it Cleared, he was in a dark blue Tuxedo with a white shirt and light blue tie. Adorned with a rose on his left breast pocket. It was then Saix approached, seemingly wanting to talk with him. "Yes?" He asked.

 

Ichigo watched a sthe Levi tackled SOnic tot he floor, luckily, he amnaged to move away and pekked isnide, hearing the girls ramble or ratehr dearche complain, most liekly, something happened which wasn't supposed to happen, it was a bit humourous Ichigo had to admit, and Unbreakable Dark certainly seemed to radiate alot more happiness than last time, Ichigo coudl sense that from her neverending smile and the life in her eyes.

"You lot are certainly lively." Ichigo said to make himself known to the girls. "Then again, a party is being held upstairs to enjoy themselves after... the fight." Ichigo said a bit solemnly at the last few words as he rubbed his orange hair messily, it was true, they were all happily enjoyign their victory over U-D and yet here she was, innocent and well, more full of life in her eyes.

"And you alright there?" Ichigo aske dthe unfortnate blue hedgehog who was tackled and clung to by Levi, if he didn't know any better, it may become something to feared and somewhere in the vast universe, one certain young man nodded with Ichigo's thoughts, who? well, let's just say this man experienced a human Mokona Modoki cosplayer tackling him once and luckily, he managed to to not fall over.

 

-Wherever the Party is-

Link and his freinds appeared a few away from everyone. They were up about 5 feet, so naturally there screams were heard.

"Goddesses Damn it Fi..."
"I don't see why they should, Link." Marth said sarcastica
"What happened to you guys?" Ike said.
"Ummm.... Katniss?" Zelda said calmly.
"Yes?"
"For the love of Nayru, get off me!"
"Hmph..." Lucario Humphed as he landed gracefully next to them.

Samus Merely crashed onto everyone and they were in a pile since Samus had somehow been knocked out. The Couldn't move until she awoke, but they begged Marth to move her.

MArth, being the gentleman he is, refused.

Ed arrived riding a motorcycle he had transmutated. "You *******s left me back there!"