Crono and Tallian's 'Member' joke thread.

Dude, thats so lame! You coppied Crono! BURNT!xD

Yo momma so fat, when I get bored I use her as a moon bounce.

 

*summons all my inner strength*

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
--she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
--your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
--she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth (lol, sry)
--Bigfoot is taking her picture
--she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
-- just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
--they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
--instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

sorry that was a little harsh.

 

these aren't my jokes, these are ma sisters, all she reads is yo mama books. and she says i need a life

 

no....we both got it off the same site....so burn to you all.

 

i think that we all need lives but i also think having no life is just to much fun !!

 

I THINK that this is the spam zone so your opinion doesn't matter...in fact...who are you kidding....you're at these boards along with us (not that I don't have a social life tho)

 

plus, my jokes dont burn, they scorch. lol, remember the roxas-mish burn, tallian?

 

oh the best burn is.....Talian and Crono are so gay that they decided to show it by making a topic that they share :p

 

notice i said WE including myself

 

ya i know i'm sorry about that :p

 

hey im adictid to the spamzone and i like it that way YEAH BABY !!!

 

Can;t catch me white and dirty. I got my sourcream, on the hizzle to the dizzle pop bizzle.

 

they think im white and nerdy !!! anybody no what thats from ??

 

Yeah. It's from the orginal song "Can't catch me ridin' dirty.'

 

no its not its from the weird al song white and nerdy look it up

 

I just read through this whole thread and......

omg, that picture on page 2... Take it away.... xD

 

make a joke up about me! xD

 

Ummm..........Uhhhh...........Er.......I'm trying to think............Ah, I need Crono here. He's the master at this stuff. I'll get back to you on the joke.^_^

 

Thats it. Im gonna take over this thread too. Everyone out or ill make you sniff.. uh... Marluxia's armpits!

 

That threat was about as good as my Forums.^_^