Crono and Tallian's 'Member' joke thread.

yo mamma is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang...

 

hey tallian, check out the interesting color of the words in kairisora's sig. looks like lesbian colors to me. thats my favorite kind of bean, lesbian.

 

bean does not equal bian

 

Yeah, lesbian colors.xD

Your momma so fat, Ametarasue, that when she runs, wearing a yellow dress, down the street people jump on her thinking she's the bus.

 

of course it does. if it doesn't then how do u explain all the lesbians i ate yesterday? one of them tasted like low tide though, and i hate fish.

 

your mama is so fat, when she jumps on a rainbow it rains skittles. it wouldn't be spam without a double post.

 

Oh!!! BURN-in the fourth degree!xD

Ameturaseu's mom is so fat she's fat......Crap that was really lame.

 

A) That's an oldy B) my joke wasn't directed at nyone.... (-_-)'

 

Since we can double post....
Yo momma is so fat that even bill gates can't pay for her lipo suction....BUUUUURN!!!!

 

when i said you could joke about me i so dident mean like that
oh btw crono yo mamas so fat when she walks down the street wearin a red shirt everyone yells KOOOLAIDE
and btw i dont think it is ok to double post even here

 

Your moms so fat in school they called her,' Mount Everest,' and tried to climb her.

 

umm....kairi's mom is so fat that *get sister to help* :

--she sits in two time zones
--when she jumped in the air she got stuck
--she step on a scale it says to be continued....
--her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
--she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
--it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites
--she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

 

oh thats a pretty big burn.

 

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

 

yo mamas sooo fat when she goes in the ocean all the wales come over and start singin "we are family..."

 

Time to do the Nth degree: *calls sister back*

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
--she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
--you haveta roll over twice to get off her
--she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
--she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
--when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
--she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
--she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
--when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
--she fell in love and broke it
--when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
and finally, Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

 

Your momma's so ugly, even God's scared of her.

 

yo momma is so fat that when she was swimming spain claimed her as the new world

yo mamma is so fat that that you have to roll over 6 times to get off of her

yo momma is so stupid that she tried to climb over a transparent wall to see whats on the other side

I burn all...

 

well thats so obviously off of a web site...

 

well maybe this would b better if crono could actualy think up his own jokes
*laughs in cronos face*