Crack Pairing Discussion

it is funny. and he is emo.

lawl I'm drinking milk so it'll be Cerberus X Hydra good times there.

MCP X Sark Everybody knows it happened more than once. How do you think Tron was born?

 

XD what does milk have to do with anything?

Oh yes, EVERYBODY knows about the MCP and Sarks little...mishap.


Tv Guide X Sora and his lazy butt.

 

well now the milk can come into play.
Lock, Shock, Barrel X Glass of milk

Oogie Boogie X Barbossa. hmmm?

Zexion X Ienzo.

Computer speaker X Darkside Heartless

 

Xehanort/Darkness.

Don't need to explain this one. :D

 

pretty kinky. but you can get it kinkier. I KNOW! The pairing to end them all.

a KH X Evangelion orgy! >.< I even scared myself a bit there.

 

Zero (ghost dog) X SANTA!

O____O

yes, that is the pairing to end all pairings....unless.......*cough* never mind that goes beyond anything and everything.

 

I know the only way to make it kinkier! EVA X KH X My 700th post. Now my job on this planet is done. I must create the ultimate pairing on Jupiter now.

 

Well best of luck getting there, and I'm sure you will scar the minds off all when you get there XD

 

Riku x Roxas

They both have theme songs!

 

Hmm...decisions decisions...need some drugs for this...nah, just banged my head on the table and am seeing stars...now I'm ready! (all the aforementioned did not transpire, but I needed an excuse to post here.)

SelphiexPaopu Fruit. - She clearly loves that thing.
RikuxPaopu Fruit Tree - he's always sitting on it or hanging out there alone.
Xehanort's HeartlessxDarkness - what you do not know, do you want to understand?
SoraxChalk - he really was not a good drawer with that chalk in the secret cave. Maybe he loved it too much.
OlettexSetzer - all the girls were squeeing when Setzer walked out. If he couldn't win one way, he'd at least get laid while he still owned the belt.
MarluxiaxVenus Flytrap - I'm talking one of those big ones like Little Shop of Horrors.
VexenxSnowcone Machine - the only thing that can produce something as cold as him.
AxelxLarxene - They'd be insane and he'd either make her a masochist instead of a sadist or they'd be trying to kill each other off for fun and have the best sex.
NaminexSome Sexy Guy she drew - When Namine isn't drawing for the Org or what not, she can make some temporary really hot guys for her porn fantasies.

Ok, hope you enjoyed. Now, I'm going to take my bouncy meds. :)

 

Ansem X Sephiroth.

*tries not to imagine*

>_>

 

*walks back in here*

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Wow you people are weird....

So, how bout Ariel and Sebastion? They could have a serious love and hate relationship

 

Oh God ew xDD


Santa x Sora

 

Xigbar x Tifa (XD)
Xemnas x Darth Vader (lol)
Axel x Reno (sorry girls)
Demyx x Ino (naruto)
Marluxia x Sakura (lol)
Xaldin x Orochimaru (hahaaa)
Roxas x Naruto (good yaoi)
Zexion x Hinata (emos)
Larxene x Cid (stabbity stab stab)
Namine x Jiraiya (she draw him some porn)

 

Well, you can tell that Sora really likes santa.. O.O

ummm...

how bout...

JackSkellington and Santa! =D

 

Xemnas and Kingdom Hearts! he has dirty fantasys about it!

kairi and tifa.....*drools*

 

Lol at SantaxJack and RoxasxNaruto x]


How about...

Axel x Aerith?

They're both dead 8D

 

Wonderful Rational HisNobody, "THEY ARE BOTH DEAD!!!!"

-.-

Axel with Xigbar all the way

 

LOL, so we're just listing off random crack pairings?

LuxordxXigbar. (If you've read any of Foxxie's fanfiction. ^^; )

 

Gahh, nooooo. Xigbar is with Tifa, watch...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbgbs2L7q_8