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OMG I swear my roommate just bathed herself in perfume. I'm dying! My nose is burning, and my eyes are watering, and now there's like 6 people stuffed in my tiny room watching her use my mirror to put on makeup and more perfume. COUGH COUGH CAN'T BREATHE GAHHH GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!

Death by perfume... do you think I'll get in the paper for that??

 

GET OUT OF THE ROOM.

:'Da

 

I don't wanna have to be the one to leave, then it's like she wins! This is war!!

 

THEN KEEP FIGHTING.a

 

I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! (...which may be in the very near future... she just put on more perfume.... her sense of smell must have been destroyed from years of abuse D:)

 

Perfume's an alcohol...so I think you'd go down as death by intoxication. D:

 

Make a cloud out of AXE.

None shall win and none shall win.

 

....That sounds much less interesting. In the paper it had better say that I was murdered by perfume; I wanna be unique!!

 

Maybe if you had multicolored perfumes splattered all over you as you lay dieing...okay, never mind, I'd rather not picture it.

 

Make it through the core of the perfume to get the gas mask!1