Corrupt A Wish

Here's how we do it.
Some guy makes a wish. The next poster grants it but has a bad effect

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I had a glass of water.

Poster 2: Granted, but the water is dirty.

Let's start.

I wish i could spell

 

Another one?

 

i wish i wasn't hungry

 

wish granted, but you accidentaly teleport yourself to the andromeda galaxy, and in the panic you forget you can teleport and lose oxegen very slowly

i wish i didn't need to breath

 

Your wish comes true and you fly in the most beautiful sky with the best view until you get sucked into the engine of an airplane and die a slow and painful death wishing you never wished.

I wish you ******s could come up with better material.

 

wish granted, but you get attacked by a hawk 2x your size.

i wish i could be a vampire

 

You become a sparkle twilight vampire.

 

no wish, and thats not that bad, i
όπως το λυκόφως

i wish i was a werewolf

 

Wish granted. But you got shot down easily by a cop.

I wish I can wish.

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