Corrupt A Wish ^.^

(Clowns aren't entertaining!)

Granted, but then you lose it. Fail.

I wish for someone else to join this game.​

 

Granted, but you didnt want that wish to happen.

I wish for a coke!

 

Granted, but you get the old Coke Classic. Get it?

I wish for a wish that I could wish for a wish with.​

 

Granted but it had immedia-tly expired

I wish for no "i wish for a wish" poop

 

Granted. Quite randomly, and not having anything to do with your wish, a rock fell on your head.

I wish for awesomeness.​

 

Granted; instead you receive 'I wish for dung', enough to cover a county.

For the record, I wanted to see what would happen with something simple.

I wish for an awesome sig.

 

Granted when you fell to a coma, and awsomeness is only real in dreams...

I wish for 2 horses

 

Granted, you receive a car with 2 horsepower.

I wish for a new computer.

 

Granted, but it takes 5 minutes to load a page on he internet.

I need some food.

 

Granted, but the food's moldy.

I wish for some new sunglasses.

 

granted, but they didnt have insurance...

i wish for cookies