Corrupt a wish

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  1. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Granted, but you cannot eat the cake, and the robot has a sense of taste, there for it eats itself.

    I wish I could fly.
     
  2. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but you hit a plane while flying.


    I wish I knew how to rap.
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, you are given the rapping talents (singing and writing) of a well known rap artist. Unfortunately that rap artist is Vanilla Ice.

    I wish for someone (not me) to make a contract with Kyubey.
     
  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted. It's the person/thing you love most (that isn't yourself).

    I wish for an Oshawott.
     
  5. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Granted. But it's first opponent is a stronger Pokemon and it dies in the battle.

    I wish I could go to an anime convention.
     
  6. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Vouchsafed, however you quickly learn that everyone there are single horny men. Even the female cosplayers.

    I wish somebody would not grant me the wish that I am wishing.
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Thus I shoot you in the face.

    I wish for the above guy to die tragicly.
     
  8. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Granted, but no one knows what tragicly means, so he ends up not dying at all!

    I wish to be happy.
     
  9. jafar custom title

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    Wish granted, but you die from Joker toxins with a giant grin on your face.

    I wish I could shape shift into whoever I wanted, for as long as I wanted, and change back into myself when I want for as long as I want.
     
  10. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, you first turn into a rabbit. Then you are bitten by a snake and die.

    I wish
     
  11. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Good for you.

    I wish for people to post more in the RPs I'm in.
     
  12. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Granted, but they're all god-modders and/or uninspired one liners.

    I wish that people could understand that the internet isn't meant to be taken seriously.
     
  13. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted. They all understand, they just pretend to take it too seriously to troll you.

    I wish I knew what Homestuck is.
     
  14. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but your mind explodes from the amount of knowledge and awesomeness.

    I wish I was the Heir of Breath.
     
  15. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted, but you draw your last breath as someone seeking your power messily tears into you with a chainsaw.

    I wish for a jackalope.
     
  16. CaptainMIG Gummi Ship Junkie

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    granted, but scientists took you and use you as an experiment project, killing you and use your organs as food.

    I wish i have all the video games in the world
     
  17. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, every gamer and gaming company is calling out for your blood because of mass theft.

    I wish for a deck of many things.