Corrupt a wish

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    You made this thread before? xD I started it after seeing it on another forum lol.

    Granted, but you can never stop or slow down.

    I wish I had more chocolate.
     
  2. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, but they taste like crap.

    I wish I could visit The Grid.
     
  3. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Granted, you were deleted.
    I wish I had Digital Devil saga 2.
     
  4. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Granted, but your game is glitched and everyone is stuck in the first area of the game unable to proceed.

    I wish I had a wish to make.
     
  5. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, Kyubey appears infront of you and offers to make you a Magical Girl if you make a wish.

    I wish for Godzilla to destroy the world.
     
  6. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Granted, but because you didn't specify which world, it destroyed the Planet of the Apes.

    I wish that I could just insert myself into my favourite stories/anime/films etc
     
  7. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, you never get out.

    I wish I could easily mimic voices.
     
  8. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Granted, but you grow bored of them after a period of time and can't return

    I wish i were a jumper. Skilled enough to avoid paladins entirely
     
  9. Itachilives Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted, but you jumped in to the center of the earth.
    I wish my smartphone was actually smart
    (dont say something about it taking over the world thats my job)
     
  10. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Granted, but it'll have a Skynet OS and it will terminate you.

    I wish my hair was more manageable.
     
  11. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted. It gets to the point where it manages itself, and only into styles you hate.

    I wish for a triceratops.
     
  12. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Granted. But it headbutts you and impales you with it's horns killing you.

    I wish that I could turn invisible at will.
     
  13. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. But the science experiment goes wrong and the process is now irreversible...

    I wish I had a photographic memory.
     
  14. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted. Everything in your memory now has a Polaroid-esque frame. What? That's not what that means? Whoops...

    I wish for a Rubik's Cube.
     
  15. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Granted. But it becomes too hard for you to solve and your brain explodes.

    I wish restaurants would start serving me any kind of meal I wanted regardless of what time of day it was.
     
  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, though one day you get food poisoning because a meal you order during the wrong time of day wasn't cooked right and you die vomiting in your driveway.

    I wish for a tap dancing penguin.
     
  17. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Granted, but the penguin lacks the tap shoes and hates you anyway, so it refuses to dance for you.

    I wish that one plus one equals gravy.
     
  18. Yozora Archer

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    Wish granted, but the penguin can only speak Spanish.

    Edit - Wish granted, but gravy plus eleven is 1.


    I wish I was meaningless.
     
  19. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Granted; you are now meaningless, but as it happens, the rules of universe are now rewritten so that you are the Universe, and you mean everything to everyone.

    I wish that I was omniscient.
     
  20. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, you quickly go mad. There are just some things that were not meant to be known.

    I wish for a robot cake.