Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'The Playground' started by kitty_mckechnie, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Granted, but it'll be a corruption you don't approve of.

    I wish I didn't have college today.
     
  2. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    Granted, but as a result of not having class, you decided to head to somewhere fun but instead got into a fatal car accident.

    I wish I could teleport to people I want to see at that exact moment.
     
  3. Yozora Archer

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    Granted, but each time you do so, you'll show up looking as if you just got up from bed.


    I wish I was good at math.
     
  4. Chevalier Crystal Princess

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    Granted, but math becomes irrelevant and morally depraved in society.

    I wish I could have an incorruptible wish.
     
  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Granted, but you can never wish again.

    I wish for eternal life.
     
  6. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Granted. Have fun living forever by yourself on Pluto.

    I wish for a sonic screwdriver.
     
  7. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Granted, but the sonic turns out to be too slow.

    I wish I could have a wish where I wished about having a wish whilst wishing for a wish.
     
  8. Krowley Moderator

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    Granted. You can't use it though

    I wish for the ability to talk to animals.
     
  9. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, you turn into an animal.

    I wish I can wield a Keyblade.
     
  10. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Granted, but your body gets possessed by a creepy old man who may or may not be a paedophile.

    I wish for a Simple Wish.
     
  11. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but instead you get a less-than-mediocre film starring that girl from Matilda.

    I wish I had Kingdom Hearts III. Because why not...
     
  12. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, but it's a PS VITA exclusive.

    I wish I was rich.
     
  13. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Granted, but that wish inspires you to come up with more intricate wishes that start to make you mad.
    EDIT: Double ninja'd? wtf...

    I wish to be the Doctor's eternal companion (i.e. I never die).
     
  14. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, the show gets canceled after your first appearance. Making you his last companion.

    I wish for a duck.
     
  15. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, the duck turns out to be a Nightmare Dream Eater.

    I wish my homework was easier.
     
  16. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a dumbass.

    I wish Kitty got the name of the thread I made right (Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation).
     
  17. Yozora Archer

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    Granted, but she ends up not changing this thread's title to its correct name.


    I wish I had a nonevil twin who's my buddy.
     
  18. Krown King's Apprentice

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    Granted, but the twin will never ever leave your side. Ever.

    I wish I could fall asleep easier. ​
     
  19. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Granted, but you'll never wake up.

    I wish that I worked for AVALANCHE.
     
  20. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Granted, but you get killed in your first mission.

    I wish I had super speed.