Corrupt a wish

Real simple game.

Poster above asks for a wish and the next person grants it, however they must corrupt the outcome.

For example;

1. I wish I had a nicer figure.
2. Granted, but you're 6 inches tall and made of plastic.

Then the poster that granted the wish must create their own wish and so on.


I wish I was taller.

 

Oh, I remember this game.

Kitty - granted, but your bones cannot withstand the weight that your newfound height brings and you have to use a wheelchair to get around. .-.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, you get launched into the air by a catapult while "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly plays in the background.

I wish for a Deck of Many Things.

 

Granted but you can never play Dungeon and Dragons.

I wish I married the perfect man.

 

By the power invested in me I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss your own reflection.

I wish for a cake that I hate.

 

Granted, you got a cake that you love.
I wish that can meet Alexis Texas

 

Granted, but she steals your wallet and kicks you in the shin. :c

I wish everyone on KHV lived within walking distance of each other.

 

Granted, but we've all lost the ability to move.

I wish I lived in Norway.

 

Granted, you are murdered and your corpse is buried there.

I wish for a boot to the head.

 

No but you get a head up the ass
I wish Dragonball Z was real

 

Granted, but the earth is destroyed.

I wish there was more love in the world.

 

Granted, but as a result humanity creates Slaanesh because of mass city-wide orgies and our souls are eaten and tortured forever.

I wish for the next person to post doesn't get their wish corrupted.

 

Denied
I wish to be a super saiyan

 

Granted, but this stylus is invisible.

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

 

You are now frozen in time while the world moves around you.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

 

Granted, but that fish is Feenie.

I wish I had a pizza.​

 

Granted, but the pizza man crashes into your living room and forever implants the smell of anchovies into your furniture.

I wish to have a marvelous surprise.

 

Granted, the throw rug is made with the flayed faces of rather handsome men.

I wish for the guy who posts after me to have a wish that gets corrupted.