Coolio.

I have a scar on my finger that looks like Africa.

What faggotry.

 

How did you get that?



I happen to have a scar shaped like Britain on my left butt cheek.
...

 

That is cool. Do you remember how you got that or...aliens?

 

Something like 4% of Americans claim to have had an experience of some sort with aliens. xD

And raped by them... which is just weird. *twitches*

 

I got a scar that looks like a scar.

Isn't that ironic?

._.

 

Like this?

 

Have you noticed that among those who claim this, not one of them is hot?

 

Well, you'd have to be pretty desperate to claim a martian took your virginity xD

Btw, I approve of that avvy. B|

 

It was Renegade's idea.

 

Still awesome.

._.

 

Suddenly I dont appro-*shot* 0:3

 

36% of America thinks Elvis is alive.

 

I'm covered in scars, none of them look like anything.

 

Nobody believes me when I say he died on the toilet ._.

 

Palin's family is that big?

 

He did. I know this also.