Contract with me?

I wish that after becoming a Magical girl, you died and gave me my freaking soul back, but without taking my powers and allowing me to stay a genderless key-shaped sword.

 

Why didn't I get turned into a cute girl? You're artistic skills have swayed me, I wish I would've known then what I know now. :D

 

You wished to never be a magical girl. You made the contract but skipped the magical girl stage and became a witch immediately.

Hindsight's 20/20.

 

Is there a loophole in the contract?

 

DOWN DIRTY BITCHES BECOMING THE WITCHES GRINDING UP AND DOWN CUZ THEY GRANTIN ALL MY WISHES
BRING OUT ALL MY ACES LIKE THIS GAME IS POKAH
BANISH ALL THE WITCHES THANK U BASED MADOKA

can i wish for a sandwich is that a thing i can do

 

Unneeded double post is unneeded.

 

WOAH WHADDAYA KNOW my browser messed up yo turn down the sass

 

No.

 

fine bro whatever tickles ur pickle

 

Nothing tickles my pickle. Be it because I am just a natural replant to girls, or that I don't run the other way. Take your pick.

 

replant tho

 

What?

 

ur question has been answered

 

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Next time, use the whole article, lest you confuse someone.

 

i pointed out that u said replant, u asked what and i showed u where u said replant
u seem to b the confused one

 

Exactly my point. You posted one word and then slang, leading me to be confused, as I have my mind half focused on here and somewhere else. Next time, like I said, place the full article or don't put anything in the text box, as it makes it harder for people to understand. its like if you are asked a question, leave, then a day later tell someone the answer. They aren't going to remember their question a day later.

 

who actually cares tho