CONSUMER REPORT HERE

ATTENTION KHV
DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT:

Spoiler

REASON #1- THEY'RE DELICIOUS. SHUT UP. THAT'S NOT A POINT AGAINST THEM. I KNOW

REASON #2 - MY FINGERS ARE ORANGE
Okay, really. It's not just they're covered in dust, and it's not just my nails. Both of those did happen. But now my fingers are seriously orange and I couldn't even wash it out. I had to devote a twenty minute shower to make sure I was looking like anything that wasn't the "turning into an oompa loompa" look.

 

My cousin always eat any cheesy snack with a fork, you should try that duder.

 

Listen mang, I live off cheetos, doritos, cheezits, etc. I am normally one with cheese dust. But this is a biiiit too much.

 

ultimate transcendence: become one with the cheese dust

 

#whymypostsaresogood

 

Sounds like you're not committing here. Get a spray tan, then nobody will know what you've done.

 

But what if all that does is make his hair irreversibly shiny?

 

That would be the least of his problems. I mean considering the spray tan and everything.