Confession.

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I had my first confession today.

    I feel like a clean boy.

     
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    Lets slap you back into reality.
     
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    inb4priestandcleanlittleboysjoke
     
  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Ha ha.

    Confessions.
     
  5. P Banned

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    If you feel clean after a confession, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to take her into a closet and do her in the butt.
     
  6. Noise For Love and Justice

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    ...wait...

    your first?

    how old are you. 10?
     
  7. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    13. I had my communion without my first confession, and that was wrong. So I did it today.
     
  8. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    I had my first communion on my 10th b-day :D.It was awesome.
     
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    Aaaahhhh!!!! My eyes my beautiful eyes!!!! Why must i have read this!!!!
    Im leaving!!!!!! Dx
     
  10. Misty gimme kiss

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    I was forced to do confession once. I was like "uhm I guess I could be nicer to people" and the priest kept looking at me like he wanted me to have some big emotional outpouring. ._.
     
  11. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I never had a confession but I did have a first communion thing. I was kind of freaking out because at the end, the Priest was throwing drips of Holy Water over us and none of it landed on me. I thought I wasn't blessed until I realized that it's Jesus who blesses us, not some guy who has a big robe and water.
     
  12. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Our teacher told us it doesn't matter.She said that even if it doesn't land on you you've already been blessed or something...
     
  13. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Yeah, I know that. But I'm talking about ten year old me, whose already too naive to function, and freaks out over the smallest of things. However, when I moved churches, I got a different view of everything.
     
  14. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Oh,okay XD.
     
  15. Roxas&Sora4E Traverse Town Homebody

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    Priests scare me i dont know why something about me being baptised....idk....:p Thats why I wrote that...
    Also it was some old ladies saying when I used to go to church...:p lol...:D
    She got kicked out...I think she was psycho...lol:D
     
  16. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I've never had a proper confession with the confession box but I have confessed to people... I don't think that's the same thing though.