Come children, sit down by the fire and let me tell you a story

Long ago, there was a star. However, this wasn't just any star. For this star was Pop Star. This star, keeping just out of site from Earth's populace, was habitable. The citizens of this star were the most adorable creatures your brain could ever imagine! But even with such cuteness at their side, there still resided evil. An evil king specifically- constantly trying to unleash creatures that would devour worlds or even control the dreams of the people. But just like any civilization, there was a hero. A hero willing to stand up for the people and fight away injustice using only the talents given to him.!



This was Kirby... the hero of Pop Star. He's sleeping in this image, he did that a lot in his spare time. But he also ate! In fact, that was his special power. He could eat almost anything never be full, including enemies! And when he does, he would gain a power based on what he ate. Coining the phrase "you are what you eat" for the rest of the universe. Kirby went on to save the people of Pop Star many times.

But how could he eat so much and never be full? How could something so small and adorable like himself eat things like creatures twice his size, dark matter, alternate dimensions, and even deities? Well, my listeners, it's because Kirby's gifted golden gullet is actually a cursed and ever expanding black hole.

One day, the black hole grew into an uncontrollable, all consuming force, corrupting Kirby's body and soul beyond recognition. The once cuddly hero was now the personification of destruction. As he consumed the world of Pop star citizen by citizen, he changed as he would with anything else he would have eaten before. Only, the transformations had now become full on permanent mutations of the body. Each civilian adding a new change to Kirby's physical being.

After consuming until Pop Star was nothing but an apocalyptic wasteland, the beast once known as Kirby took to the stars. The creature drifted through space, consuming everything and anything it could find until it found our own planet. After safely crash landing during the stone age and wiping out many weaker species, Kirby decided to sleep off his travels. He slept for several millenniums, until he decided to wake up.... in 1999 A.D.

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AND I DID IT

Credit to /v/ and TV Tropes for the theory. Credit to my tiredness for the terrible writing.

 

Mind Blowing, m8 !

 

i still want to know wtf your name is about

 

Consider it like Atlas the Greek Titan, or Atlas from Bioshock and what they were trying to do. Now throw the world Digital in there and picture what someone with their goals and desires would do to the digital world they belonged to. There ya go.

The cute cuddly puff ball destroyed the dinosaurs, caused an ice age, and consumed the entire planet. No wonder he sold the trifoce...

 

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

 

Hence Domon. I'm glad it took a Kirby being Lavos thread to clear this all up

 

wow. and this whole time I thought you just had an affinity for maps or something. hats off to you

 

Spread da word. Not a map; waging war for a better paradise and punished by holding the weight for eternity.

 

Then, a red-haired boy and his- WTF AM I DOING!

I almost spoiled the best RPG ever.

*goes to corner in punishment and shame*

 

Well child... the rest is... as they say... history.

 

Honest to god I thought the first part of your username was after Digital Devil saga and the second part from the makers of Digital Devil, "Atlas"--but whatevs.

 

God people are really pushing it with these types of jokes >.<

 

The child bit? DUDE LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE THREAD LOL

 

Can I have a cup of cocoa?

 

NO! We're in the middle of the woods. We have hots dogs, marshmellows, Sun Drop, and beer for the adults. Now eat your smore!

 

No, the fact we were talking about a time travel game and you called the rest history >.<

 

...Did not even catch that pun... At all. Well played.

WE ONLY NEEDED TO TIME TRAVEL BECAUSE KIRBY'S HUNGER COULD NOT BE QUENCHED

 

I'm seriously at my limit with puns. They might break me tonight.

DUMB LITTLE FATTY KEPT EATING AND RUINED EVERYTHING