Cloverfield [warning:spoilers]

What does Kingdom Hearts have to do with Cloverfield?

 

Absolutely nothing. :)

 

Thats right.


I was on wikipedia and some one edit the Cloverfield page to say Operation: Hammer-down was to drop a nuclear bomb on the monster, but that person who edited the page is stupid because that would have destroyed all of New York City and the frickin' camera.

 

It has to do with it because we where saying if it ever just so happened KH characters ran into CF monster, who would win. Personally I think it wouldn't stand a chance against some teams.

 

The thing got carpet bombed and got hit by air-to-surface missles and walked it off, it would survive an attack from Kingdom Hearts characters.

 

Pfft, maybe because they had to be weakened for the little kids but if all of OrgXII used their powers to the maximum, there's no way it would live.

 

Actually it would walk it off and sing this:

I stab and chop and punch at will
I wear a skirt that's called a kilt
Don't have a beard
but i'm scottish still
Cause I'm the
Cloverfield.​

 

*facedesk* It's a monster, it can't sing, let alone learn enough English to sing that. And even if it could, would you like me to give a really clear description of how OrgXIII could kill it?

 

I was joking, but still it would live.

 

Would you like me to give a really clear possibly bloody description of how OrgXIII could kill it?

 

Well lets see.

Moster is 25 stories tall, has parasites that make people explode in 15 minutes after being bitten, the thing has suffered many attacks from fighter jets, stealth bombers, tanks, and soldiers and walked it off, and it ripped off the Statue of Libraty's head off. And you think a couple of heartless people with a power of an element and sharp weapons are going to make a diffrance?

 

*shakes head* you don't get it, they have the power of time and space on their side, that basically tells you their gonna win in the first place. How? think, slow it down, go right into it, chop up it's heart, leave. Easy as that. The only reason they didn't put stuff like that in KH is think, stopping time, sticking your hand right into someone, grabing their heart and ripping it right out of their body. Not to kid-friendly, and if they did that in the game you would never be able to win. CF maybe strong, but I'm guessing it would be more like an ant, having an exoskeleton and a soft inside.

And the parasites? Mush easier to kill than the heartless in the 1000 heartless battle and I finished that under 3 minutes.

 

Luxord has time but makes every thing into a game with it (go watch the fight) and Xigbar can morph the area and stand up side down like a bat in mid air (go see fight), if they could use their powers right they wouldn't have gotten themselves slaughtered by a 15 year old with a big key.

 

that's cuz Disney f***ed up their powers so little kids wouldn't cry. If they used their powers right it would be a piece of cake to kill CF.

 

I saw it and it was AWSOME!! i like the monster and the monster had minions to.

 

No Sqaur(sp) Enix made them that way not Disney.

Parasites are the correct term for the minions. :)

 

If it was up to Square Enix they would be alot cooler, and not wimpy with their powers. Meaning they could beat the crap outta CF monster

Uh, the where never minions, they where just creatures living on the monster.

 

they said Org. XIII was stronger then Sephiroth and it took one fight to kill off a member of Org XIII for me and 2 months to beat Sephiroth in KH and FF7.

 

Yea one on one it's not that hard but teaming up you would never have a chance. Neither would CF, a really big baby(apparently) having a temper tantrum.

Sephy was easy. >_>

 

Lets see.

Xemnas is nothing really special.

Xigbar has bullets(like the soldiers) and can change the size of a platform and hang upside down.

Xaldin can use wind which isn't impressive.

Vexen could freeze it only to have it break out in one second.

Lexaus has rocks.

Zexion would just do something creepy.

Saix would just hit its foot over and over again.

Axel would try to burn it only to learn that the monster can take heat.

Demyx is completely useless.

Luxord would try to play a card game with the monster only to be trown arcross New York.

Marluxia would try to kill it.

Larxene will....I don't know.

And Roxas would probably do something useful.

Oh, and Sephiroth was not easy.