CinxRoxas - Marriage Has Come

*Walks upto mic, completly hammered and shouts*

"EVERYONE DO THE CHA_CHA SLIDE!"

*Starts dancing*

 

Oh, yesh.
The time of the month hurts even the manly men....

 

*buts in*

No, you must do the can-can!

Do the CAN CAN CAN!Can you can can can? =D

 

Sad but true...:/

Seriously though guys, we're not supposed to have sexual content, it's a rule, and we sure have a lot in this thread. Can we tune down the drunken sex orgies please?:3

 

*Pushes Hissora off stage*

Do the slide!

[Mr.C]
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Now it’s time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth

Let’s go to work
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
5 hops this time
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Right foot again, left foot again
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands
Come on ya’ll, check it out
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to da floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
1 hop, right foot now
Left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time,1 hop this time
Reverse, Reverse
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again
Turn it down

To the left, that it back now ya’ll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
Cha Cha now ya’ll

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
3 hops this time
Right foot now, left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha it out
Turn it down

To the right, to the right ya’ll
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
4 hops this time
Right foot now now ya’ll, left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again

Turn it down
Take it back now ya’ll
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps
Criscross, Criscross
Slide to the left, Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap yo hands
Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it
Get down now ya’ll,
Come on, come on
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Let’s go to work

 

QUIET YOU *throws Mish at Cin*

But seriously you are right.

 

*shoves Shikamarus Shadow*

NO THE TANGO!

*'The Tango: Marueen' plays*


[JOANNE]

This is weird

[MARK]

It's weird

[JOANNE]

Very weird

[MARK]

****in' weird

[JOANNE]

I'm so mad
That I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off
I'm with you

[MARK]

Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?

[JOANNE]

As a matter of fact --

[MARK]

Honey, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Maureen'
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling

[JOANNE]

You're wrong

[MARK]

Your heart she is mangling

[JOANNE]

It's different with me

[MARK]

And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

[JOANNE]

I think I know what you mean

[BOTH]

The Tango Maureen

[MARK]

Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Pookie'

[JOANNE]

Never

[MARK]

Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?

[JOANNE]

This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?

[MARK]

Every time -- so be cautious

[JOANNE]

Did she moon over other boys --?

[MARK]

More than moon --

[JOANNE]

I'm getting nauseous
[They begin to dance, with MARK leading.]

[MARK]

Where'd you learn to tango?

[JOANNE]

With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm
room at Miss Porter's. And you?

[MARK]

With Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the
Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

[They switch, and JOANNE leads.]

It's hard to do this backwards.

[JOANNE]

You should try it in heels!
She cheated

[MARK]

She cheated

[JOANNE]

Maureen cheated

[MARK]

****in' cheated

[JOANNE]

I'm defeated
I should give up right now

[MARK]

Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might

[JOANNE]

I'd fall for her still anyhow

[BOTH]

When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance
Make you fall

[MARK]

So you think, 'Might as well'

[JOANNE]

"Dance a tango to hell"

 

*Grabs hissora*

"Ok!"

*Does the tango although wasn't aware I even knew I could do it*

 

*tangos with Shikamaru*

"Dance 'til your diva is through"

 

TANGO!!!!!!!! W0000000000000T!!!!!!
play teh tango song!!!!!!!!

 

We are...
O.o

 

Meg, let's do some Salsa dancing. And because I'm cuban, it makes it that much better. ;D


*salsa's with Meg*

 

*ditches Shikamaru to Salsa with Darky*

 

who wants 2 salsa w/ me?? lolz i luv 2 salsa *dances cos i cant help but dance when im listenin 2 this song*

 

Okay, I'm closing the thread now, since we're married and it's way to crazy as it is.

NRA and Vivi, you both get warnings for what you posted about Mish. The rest of your get a slap on the wrist for references to drugs and alchohol...

(-Closed-)