Church of White_Rook

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by White_Rook, Mar 13, 2008.

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  1. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    M'kay guys "club" seemed too inferior to honour myself, so I was all like "Liek how ma gonna get peepz to worzhipz meh!?!?!?" Then it hit me. They should just worship ME. In exchange I'll grant you salvation about 1/3 of the the way into the afterlife because I'm lazy, and a cheating *******. The best part is that you won't realize that you've been cheated until I dump your gullible arse at the 1/3 point. So come one and all, and remember: It's worth 1/3 of your salvation!!!!!!!!!
     
    White_Rook, Mar 13, 2008
    White_Rook, Mar 13, 2008
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  2. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    Must have a third of salvation. =O
     
    Darkandroid, Mar 13, 2008
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  3. HOSPITAL STAT! i knock tits

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    MUST HAVE A THIRD OF SALVATION. =OOO /o/
     
    HOSPITAL STAT!, Mar 13, 2008
    HOSPITAL STAT!, Mar 13, 2008
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  4. Cia (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧*.✧

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    I'm alive.

    Do I win?
     
    Cia, Mar 13, 2008
    Cia, Mar 13, 2008
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  5. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    My hope is that with enough support I will become a target of anonymous. Amen.
     
    White_Rook, Mar 14, 2008
    White_Rook, Mar 14, 2008
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  6. Soushirei 運命の欠片

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    ... What is UofT doing to you, Quitasol.
     
    Soushirei, Mar 14, 2008
    Soushirei, Mar 14, 2008
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  7. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    im sorry... what?
     
    Nate_River, Mar 14, 2008
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  8. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    Finally a club worth of joining.
     
    Spitfire, Mar 14, 2008
    Spitfire, Mar 14, 2008
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  9. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    I'm not sure, but it can't be healthy.
     
    White_Rook, Mar 14, 2008
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  10. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I already have 2/3 of my salvation, so if i join this i'm set! =D
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Mar 14, 2008
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  11. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    LOL guys the church is taking donations. Pay up and make my crucifixion the richest one yet. See you again at Christmas.
     
    White_Rook, Oct 24, 2008
    White_Rook, Oct 24, 2008
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  12. Explode Who?!

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    Where have you been? You've been missing for like, a year!

    This religion makes sense, considering we've witnessed proof of your prodigiousness. I may convert.
     
    Explode, Oct 24, 2008
    Explode, Oct 24, 2008
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