chuck norris

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  1. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    post every chuck norris joke you can think of ill start
    when the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed and in his closet for chuck norris
     
    Beucefilous, May 15, 2011
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  2. orlando. Traverse Town Homebody

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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
     
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  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Chuck Norris can't code like Luxord.
     
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    who's chuck norris?
     
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  5. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Chuck Norris ain't got sh*t on Luxord.
     
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    Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

    /Thread
     
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  7. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG
     
    Beucefilous, May 15, 2011
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  8. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Well that's not very nice of him. He could have sparked an international incident by causing that German plane to crash. And well, he could have killed the crew and the passengers on board.
     
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  9. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    maybe it was during WW2
     
    Beucefilous, May 15, 2011
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  10. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Highly doubtful, because Chuck Norris was born in 1940. So unless he was the youngest recruit ever, I don't think he was fighting Hitler and the Nazis.
     
    Laurence_Fox, May 15, 2011
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  11. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    maybe he WAS the youngest recruit ever
     
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  12. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    1. Chuck Norris can make a women have an orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booya".

    2. Chuck Norris once passed gas. This is now known as the nuclear bomb.
     
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  13. Accalia Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Who the **** is Chuck Noris? This is no joke.
     
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  14. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    go to google, type in find chuck norris, and click im feeling lucky
     
    Beucefilous, May 15, 2011
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  15. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Maybe no .
     
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    Are you sheltered?​
     
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  17. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I think most sheltered kids would know who Chuck Norris is (y'know, because he's a big advocate for Christianity and stuff...)
     
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  18. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Chuck Norris won the game.

    The cake is Chuck Norris.

    Thats no moon, it's...no that really is the moon, it's craters we're formed when Chuck Norris started playing Table Tennis.
     
    Droid, May 15, 2011
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  19. Accalia Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No. I don't know who that is.
     
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    Chuck Norris was having sex in a truck once, and he... spilt a drop in the gas deposit.
    That truck is now known as OPTIMUS PRIME
     
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