Chuck Norris' tears

would save the world from global warming and war....


























































It sucks that he doesn't cry, doesn't it?

 

Also powered by Boredom!

 

That small a bounty? No one would go for it!

 

but that's all the money I have in my piggy bank...

 

lolz-sets as background-

 

Come on, who would be able to take him on?!

 

Uhhh, Xemnas and Ichigo could kick his ass to a different dimension

 

Chuck Norris isn't human. He could never cry because he has no emotion. Thus making him a robot.

 

FOOL! That makes him..uhhh..uhhh oh yeah you're right...

 

Any one else smell another bruce lee vs chuck norris conflict arising?

 

Assuming of course they are real...but since we don't have any proof...there's only one other alternative:




























































Mister Rogers and his 'Traffic Light of Armageddon'

 

Sounds familiar...

 

Chuck Norris once peed into a can and came up with the drink Red Bull lol

 

Dude, if Chuck is a robot doesn't that make Ichigo and Mansex real?
But yeah Mister Rogers could kick his arss...

 

Ah, memories.

Well, we'd have to check him for batteries before we can say that *puts on rubber gloves*...

 

But we'd have to catch him to check for batteries isn't catching him the point?

 

Exactly, so until we do catch him, we can't claim he's a robot...unless someone manages to set him on fire first or something.

 

But then we can't say wether or not Ichigo and Xemnas are real even if their standing infront of you??

 

If they're standing in front of me, then that's different, but since they aren't...

 

Now they are


I win