Chuck Norris is dead?

Here's the article that says it all. D:

 

I bet Kira did it.

 

I was one of those ninja's O_O

 

Pchyeah, right. I could out-ninja you any day.

 

If that is true, then what did I put in ur breakfast this mornen?

 

I dunno, but I put arsenic in yours while raiding your fridge and reading this month's issue of Shonen Jump.

 

To bad, becuz once those water absorbtion beads hit ur stomach acid, then they gonna explode!

You remember that hampster of urs that you had when u were 7 years old that went missing? I stole it with meh ninja skillz O__O

And you remember that time when u were just a behbeh and someone stole ur sippy cup?
Guess who did it >: )

 

I had no hamster, and no one stole my sippy cup. Both those things happened to my neighbor.

 

Dude, you just think that cuz I implented a computer chip in ur mind to make you think that in ur sleep :p

 

I found that three months ago.

 

So then how much do you know of the chrystal skulls? If you truelly found it, then you will be able to answer this question perfectly >: )

 

I said I found it. I never said I deactivated it completely.
If I had, I would be dead. You would know that if you were a ninja.

 

But I am the one who made the chip. If you were a ninja, then you would've realized that by finding the chip, then if you deactivate it, then it reveals all the secrets of the chrystal skulls. For shame......

 

But that also kills me.

 

No, you will stay alive as long as you have knowledge of the chrystal skulls. I mean, sheesh, everybody knows that

 

you where there too?

 

Ya man. I went to the after party to. ^_^