Chuck Norris Fight

Every night, The bogie Man checks his closet for chuck noris

 

I admire your persistence.

 

Chuck Norris has a vacation house on the goddamned sun.

 

I think Chuck Norris should start his own religion,the rate this is going.

 

I think there is a Chuck Norris religion.

 

When Chuck Norris walked into a glass door, the door felt embarassed.

 

I actually wouldn't be suprised.
And, I would be less suprised if this ******* is part of it.

Seriously,what do you pray to the huge poster of Chuck Norris on your ceiling?

 

Chuck Norris is so strong, he walked by a glass door and it shattered.

 

This thread makes me want to cut myself. That is all.

 

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

The fact that threads like this exist is exactly what's wrong with KHV.

 

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

 

Santa Claus was real before he forgot to get a present for Chuck Norris.

 

chuck norris sucks

 

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

Oxygen requires a constant supply of Chuck Norris to survive.

 

That might be the best one yet.

Go to google
type in Find Chuck Norris
and click "I'm feeling lucky"

 

I know that trick, it's cool

type in french war victories to google and hit I'm feeling lucky

 

...XD

Priceless.

 

Type in Where is Chuck Norris and I'm Feeling Lucky :)