Chuck Norris Fight

then I suggest getting a therapist :)

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

I'd rather not be raped, thanks.

 

I am now reading this thread wondering why it is so popular.
It's because stupid people are stupid.

If Chuck Norris was is so awesome tell him to fix the American economy,I bet he could do it in seconds.

 

Dude, it's the Spam Zone. Lighten up.

 

The only problem with that is that Chuck Norris doesn't pick up anyones ****.

 

He's bound to if he fights the entire god damned world every three seconds.

 

How Much Wood Could a Wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood Chuck Could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

 

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. To bad hes never cried.

 

A game of racing

Player 1: Cheetah

Player 2: Chuck Norris

1st: Chuck Norris

2nd: Cheetah
Chuck Norris is faster than a cheetah.

 

if at first you don't succede, your not chuck noris

 

Hey guys

Thread sucks

I'm actually getting ready to.

You do realize that Bruce Lee actually beat the **** out of Chuck Norris on a couple of occasions, right?

 

If you don't like the thread don't post in it.
Chuck Norris can cause a tornado by round-house kicking a rock.

 

That's stupid. I have the right to post in any thread I want regardless of whether or not I like it.

 

I love how you guys have failed at flaming this thread for seven pages so far. <3

 

That would probably be because it isn't worth the effort. The Chuck Norris meme (if it could even be called that) has been flogged to death so many times and come back that it puts Jesus to shame.

 

No effort? My friend, read the previous pages and drown in it.

 

I did, and each post made me want to post less and less. It also nearly made me cringe off my chair ._.

 

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The OP probably never will...

 

Hey
Listen
You don't have enough rep to start derepping people. Just thought I'd let you know that.

 

This post is full of win.