Chuck Norris Fight

Wait wait wait, so now he's some kind of totalitarian dictator too?

 

if you can see Chuck norris, you are dead, if you can't see chuck, you have 5 seconds to live

 

So he's talented in ninjutsu as well?

 

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

 

So his kicks defy the laws of continuity of space? Interesting.

 

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The End.

 

Who the hell rated this five stars.

 

... The OP?

 

The OP needs to find a sense of humour.

 

Remind me. Why are you flaming a Chuck Norris thread again?

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity.

































































































Twice.

 

Because Chuck Norris jokes are extremely old and not funny at all anymore. It would be like driving a Ford Model-T in 1970.

 

Actually, that would be much cooler than telling a Chuck Norris joke.

 

And? People could say the same for evolution, thus having enough excuse to flame your signature. Just because you think it's not funny, you have to flame it?

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

 

We should totally try that.

I'm not flaming this thread. If I were flaming, I would be blowing the top of my head off with generic insults in caps lock.

 

gosh why do you have to flame my thread, I was just trying to have some fun*runs away crying*

There is no control button on Chuck Norris's computer because he is alaways in control

 

We're not flaming it, we're just sardonically replying to the jokes within the thread.

 

Stating things like we need a sense of humor and stating that we sound stupid in my book counts as insults, which is listed as flaming.

I never said you were. Sarcasm's one thing, insulting's another.

 

We have different views of what's insulting and what isn't, then.

And when did I call any of you stupid?

 

Then, if you must know.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

I was referring to how "swimming through land" sounds stupid. I wasn't calling him stupid at all.

Sorry if I sounded somewhat harsh there, I'm just slightly grumpy today.