Chuck Norris Fight

Chuck Norris got hit by a bus and died later of the Swine Flu and Bird Flu hybrid, Pigeon Flu.

 

No, I don't have enough 8's and I'm think of changing it

2 friends playing rock paper scissors

Player 1- scisors

player 2- rock

round 2

player one- god

player 2- Chuck Norris

Player 2 wins because Chuck Norris outranks god

Chuck can't die, he is invincible

 

That's ****ed up.

Dalk would so kick your asses right now.

 

When Mario beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the princess and blew up the planet.

 

Bruce Lee.

 

Ok bruce lee is cool, but not as cool as Chuck Norris

 

Gay.asdasdasdasd

 

says you

Chuck Norris can get a person pregnant just by looking at them

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow.

He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

And that's why I said it.

Gay.

 

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands. Now their just called the islands

 

Chuck Norris can have sexual intercourse with a land mass?

 

If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, and you have 5 dollars, he has more money than you

 

Oh, so Mr. Norris had some British pounds instead of dollars?

 

Apple pays chuck norris 99 cents for every song he buys

 

I didn't know Chuck Norris was an Apple spokesperson.

 

Chuck Norris destroyed the perodic table of elements because the only element he knows, is suprise

 

I can't wait to see Chuck Norris "swim through land"
I'll be the first in line.

 

He's a chemist too? Well damn, I wasn't aware that he was so astute. Tonight you've shown me just how multifarious Mr. Norris' talents are.

 

Chuck norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you