Chuck Norris Fight

This is a majical place, where you can bust off about chuck norric jokes, or anything about him
Yay!!!!!!!

Rules:
No rules, because chuck is limited by no rules

 

Chuck Norris told me he thinks you're gay and should stop telling ****** jokes about him like an enormous homosexual.

 

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.




I can't ... because i'm fat! >.<

 

Welcome to KHV, home of many people who are tired of Chuck Norris.

 

This thread makes me want to an hero .-.

 

They once created a Chuck Norris toilet paper brand, but they had to discontinue it, because Chuck Norris doesn't take **** from anyone.

Well i don't

It was once said that chuck norris was defeated by pirates. That was a lie started by chuck himself, to lure more pirates.

 

you tell em!!!!!!

i dont tired of chuck norris neither lol :)

 

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

...

Yeah okay, I'm done.

 

First there was nothing, then Chuck Norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and said"Get a job"

 

Chuck Norris doesn't drown in water, because the water would get Chuck Norrised.

 

Chuck Norris can go **** himself.

I'm so creative with jokes. Teehee.

 

"This"?

That's where you lost me.

 

I don't know how you got lost?

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

Airplanes can fly, but Chuck Norris can go to the center of the earth.

 

I'm not even going to give a detailed explanation on how ****ing stupid this sounds.

Good day, sir.

 

Your name annoys me.

Do you have enough 8's in your name?

 

if you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :P
God can strike people down, but Chuck Norris can bring people to life.

 

Chuck once got a job, but e trained it to pick up it's own @!$#, because chuck doesn't pick up anyones @!$#.

 

Well I have to waste my life in one way or another.

Though I'm torturing myself every second I look at this thread.

 

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.