Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

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Crap. XD

*is confused already*

M'kay.... So I get Saix getting P.O.ed because he saw someone messed with his stuff, but.... Half of the castle blowing up...? How should I do that...?

Or did Saix not ACTUALLY blow up the castle... O.o

Or... Or...

*brain pops a fuse* X.x)))

 

OOC:
Saix actually blew up the castle. LOL

 

((( *blink* O.O

Well......

Uh..................

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O-kaaaaay then... ^-^' )))

Axel yelped a little, then fell on the ground as he felt the whole castle rumble. He glanced around, fearfully. "Uh... That can't be good..." He crept to the door and slowly cracked it open. Nervously, he peaked outside. His jaw dropped.

"HOLY [bleep]!!!!!! MY [bleep]IN' ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!" Gone. In fact, every member's room from Vexen to Luxord's room was completely destroyed. And half of Vexen's was missing. Axel stood there, shaking slightly, then slumped to the floor. "My... My...! Oh no... Oh, God, no..." He buried his face into his hands. "My room..." he moaned.

 

Saix panted, holding his claymore. Yes, there went the rest of his frustration, for now. He smirked. The destruction of the castle was a bit overreactive, hopefully Xemnas would not notice that. He clapped his hands (after unsummoning his claymore) to summon Dusk. After assigning them jobs, he watched them glide off to start fixing up the castle.

 

Roxas saw what Sai'x had done "ooooooohhhhh I'm tellin Xemnas!!!Roxas then ran off to Xemnas "yo Xemnas,Sai'x is using dusks to do his chores!!"
ooc:hey,kingdom kid,can you be Xemnas for now??

 

"SAIX YOU ARE GONNA DIIIIIIIIE!" Larxene screeched from her now destroyed room which she had just cleaned. She dashed out of her room, turning every which way until she finally found Saix. "BA****D!" She yeleld as she tackled him to the ground, biting his arm and growling like a tiger. She let go then picked him up and whipped him into the wall. "YOU DESTROYED MY ROOM!" She yelled at him, then slammed him into the ground. She picked him up and carried him into a blank room with only a Tv and a chair with rope. She sat him in the chair and tied him tightly to the chair, legs, arms, and you get the idea. She turnd on the tv, which was educational telavision. "See you in two hours" She snickered, leaving the room through a port hole.

ooc: WOW Larxene has a bad temper... XD Im just in the mood to make her go madly insane.

 

Saix smirked and simply teleported. He appeared behind Larxene and dragged her up by the front of her coat.
"NEVER!"—he slammed Larxene into the wall— "DO"—another slam intot he wall— "AGAIN!" He slammed Larxene into the wall and snarled into her face. He threw Larxene into the room, tied her to the chair, and turned on the TV.
"Have fun," he mocked.

 

Larxene mearley slid one of her arms out of the rope. "Moron" She snarled, pulling her kunai out and cutting the ropes, then tackling Saix down and biting his arm more, then let go and shocked him continuously, non-stop. She cackled evily, grinning. She got up and swiftly ran away through a port hole and closed it before Saix could come after her, then fading back into her room. "Pleaaaase don't follow me here" She whined, punching a pillow so hard it burst into feathers. Larxene grabbed a broom and started sweeping up mess Saix ahad left when he made her room a disaster area.

 

Saix appeared beside Larxene. He grabbed her by her wrist and swung her around. Slamming her into the walls, he threw up toward the roof and jumped, swinging his claymore to attack Larxene.

 

Larxene whipped away. "LEAVE ME ALONE!" She screeched at him angrily, quickly jumping away from Saix's sight then fading up behind him, kicking behind his kneecap, making him fall forward. She picked him up by his cloak hood, opened her room door, and threw him out, slamming the door shut. "Please just leave me alooooooone" She whined, crossing her arms and leaning against her door.

 

Saix smashed into the ground, and growled. He stood up and sent more Dusk off to finish up the castle.

 

Larxene hissed under her breath, dumping all the trash that was on the ground into her trash can, which she dumped all into a garbage bag. She sighed and pounced onto her bead, laying on it and hugging one of her heartless plushies then tuffing her face onto one of her pillows. "I hate today... hate it hate it hate it!" She muffled. A shadow heartless rose from the ground and jumped up and down beside her bed. "Hate!" It mumbled. Larxene sat up, staring at the heartless. Larxene hissed at it and it shrunk back into the ground.

 

Xaldin watched the commotion as he walked past with a black bag full of rubbish from his room. he made his spears dance around him so that they would protect him from the randomly flying weapons. He ran to the kitchen and hid under the table.

 

Saix grabbed several scissors and smashed them back into their containers. He tripped over a Dusk, and, after a long bought of cussing, managed to untangle himself from the long thin limbs of the Nobody. He HATED spring clean up and chores as much as Larxene did.

 

Luxord had managed to pick up the cards and came flying in on a big one. "WHOOOOO---" *CRASH* He slammed right into Larxene, who became very angry and started chasing him. Quickly, he jumped back on the card and flew off. "LOOOOK OUTTTT!!!!" he yelled to Sai'x, directly in front. Sai'x ducked as Laxene threw a kunai at Luxord, who did something like the Matrix and ducked.

Unfortuneately, he turned his eyes around to stick his touge out at Larxene...and smacked into a wall. "OOF!" *splat* Larxene threw kunai at him, pinning him to the wall. "Help..." he said weakly. "She's gonna kill me..."

 

Zeixon then lazily looked at the chore rota...
He always had the easiest chore, patrolling and practically cooking some foods, and paying bills...
He walked passed the corridoors slowly until he heard a crash in a distance and smiled. Chaos sweet chaos.
But at the same time he despised the noise and started to run to the toilets. (dont ask why)

 

Saix came back inside holding the mail.
"Bills," —trashed— "Work," —trash— "Random crapmail," —trash— "fanmail," —trash— "Hatemail." Trashed.

 

Larxene unpinned Luxord and growled in his face. "Your lucky im not in the mood to hurt you..." She threatened, storming off back to her room. On her way she snatched the mail from Saix before he could actually trash it. She slammed the door shut and locked it... even though everyone can just come through with a port hole. She slammed the mail onto her desk, since she was pretty much the only one who cared for it. She laid on her bed and looked at her cloud ceiling. The light blue mixed with the white perfectly. "I can't wait until this is over" She sighed with relief, as if all her problems were gone. "But I still gotta do it, since Xemnas will bore me to death about kingdom hearts and yadda yadda yadda, and all this extra BLAH." She whined, getting off her bed and picking up a few tops of hair gel containers and then throwing them into the garbage bag.

 

Zeixon began to slam the locked toilet doors and shouted violently and needily, 'Let me innnnnnnn!!' He looked at the keyhole to the toilet.
Totally Blocked with grime
He then began to rush for the other toilet, running criss cross as he did so as he could almost no longer hang on for Sai'x destroyed half of the castle and that half had almost all the toilets for each of them.
Zeixon knew that he should never attack Sai'x, but this time it had gone too far... where can people actually go to do their number 1 or 2 now?

 

Xaldin peeped from under the table and then decided it was safe to come out. He collected his spears and hit them neatly away for future use. Saix was getting worse. He was dangerously unstable at best, but now he was destroying the castle, worse still in destroying half the castle, he had destroyed half of Xaldin's artwork. Xaldin was furious. There was no need to destroy art. He would report this terrible act to Xemnas.