Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Xaldin looked around the room. He saw a huge pile of towels. Unlocking the door he yelled "AXEL". He dumped the towels down and ran in to lock the door again. Luxord would still be mad at him, and he needed peace to tidy his room. The walls were covered in neatly cut paper pictures, and cuttings from various magazines that he'd pilfered off the others. He opened the door a crack just to see if the towels were being taken or not.

 

Axel blinked, then slowly turned his head in the direction of Xaldin's voice. "Nyuh....?" That's when he caught sight of the towels. Oh, thank GOD! he thought, hysterically. He rolled over, crawled toward the towels, and dove inside of the pile.

He grabbed one, and began visciously rubbing himself over with it. "Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off..." he murmured, rubbing faster and faster.

Pretty soon, he was completely dry. But he couldn't tell. He continued rubbing, the tempature around him rising steadily. It felt like the inside of a furnace. Finally, the towels around him burst into flames all around him, and within seconds, he was sitting in a pile of ashes. He blinked, looked around, then said, "Uh... Don't worry! I can fix that!" It would seem that he was back to normal...

 

Xaldin grinned at him.

"S'ok. You look happier now, and anyway, they belong to Mansex. He won't miss them. He has too many towels as it is. Wanna paper picture. I've been working on some great collages, and I've got a great decoupage finished. "

Xaldin held out a handful of pictures to Axel.

 

Axel looked through them and gave a low whistle. "Wish I could do somethin' like this!" He grinned. "But it seems like the only thing I can do right is burn stuff! Not like I can complain, though..." He handed the pictures back. "Keep up the good work! OH! and thanks for the towels, man... You're a lifesaver. See ya later - I got laundery to do."

He started walking back to the laundery place (((fergot whut it's called...))), humming some random song he'd picked up from Demyx. Without thinking, he ran his fingers through his hair... And froze.

He stood there, motionless, for a while, then rushed back to his room. He slammed the door behind him, went into his bathroom, and checked out his hair in the mirror.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(((And, thus we learn another important life lesson.

Water + Axel's hair = Your worst nightmare. XDDD)))

 

By now, Zeixon had become bored of looting shops so he drove back to the castle shortly over with a bottle of water in his hands, not knowing that Axel would totally freak out if he sees it, and carrying the looted stuff into his room, he then sighed in relief, for he had finally done what he had needed to do for today, and opening his wardrobe, it contained behind his clothes a dartboard with a picture of Sai'x and Xemnas in which he had secretly taken a photo of when they were left alone, and taking the darts, he distanced himsef a little and began to go for the bulls eye, Sai'x's Head.

 

"HIIIII ZEXION!"Roxas shouted to Zexion as he threw a dart into xemnas' head."oooh I wanna play!!!"Roxas said enthusiasticcly as he picked up a dart and hit sai'x's wrong spot.

 

Saix tossed a camera up and down, smirking.
"Axel, you look quite funny when you are wet," he said, twirling the camera around. "And, I have decided to post these pictures of you wet on the internet."

 

Roxas jumped in front of sai'x's computer and destroyed it and ran off to destroy Sai'x

 

(((Evil... THY NAME IS SAIX!!! XDDDD)))

Axel whipped around. "SAIX!!!!!!!!!!" he exploded. "It was YOU, wasn't it?! YOU'RE the one who dumped the water on me, weren't you?! YOU FREAKIN' MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!!!"

Axel hair was no longer anti-gravity. It hung around his shoulders, loose and tangled. Not only did water not agree with Axel's element, but it didn't agree with his hair, either.

Axel's eyes started to blaze. He gave Saix an acidic glare and growled, "Do you KNOW how long it took me to get it like that? DO YOU?! FOUR FREAKIN' HOURS, SAIX!!!! FOUR FREAKIN' HOURS!!!!! 6 jars of hair jell wasted and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"

He felt like throwing something now, but he knew he couldn't summon his chackrams or it might mess up his room. He just stood there, glaring at Saix. "You'd better not put those pictures on the web, or else..."

 

Saix smirked and started walking off, purposely turning his back to Axel to show ihs disrespect. (In some sorta custom or something, if you turn your back then your are showing disrespect) He simply replied, "Why should I care on how much time you take to do your hair."

 

Axel could feel the air around him blasting furnace-like heat again. He growled and balled up his fists in rage. Why you little... He quickly looked around at the floor around him and picked up a pillow. He may not have been able to throw his chackrams in his room, but it wouldn't hurt to throw that, would it?

He closed his eyes, imagining it was one of his flaming chackrams, then hurled it at the back of Sai'x head. "BURN, BABY!!!!!!!"

FWACK!

Bull's eye.

 

THAT WAS IT!
Saix didn't bother with is claymore. It would get caught on everything in the room anyway. Going berserk (again), he pinned Axel to the wall, snarling.
"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" he snarled, his fingernails digging scratches into Axel's wrist.

 

Axel didn't even flinch as he was slammed into the wall. He glared back, completely un-phased. (SP?) "What was that, Mister Butt-Kisser?" he growled. When it came to his hair, Axel wasn't a force to be messed with. He bared his teeth, and stared Saix in the eye. You could practically see the sparks fly.

 

Larxene pulled Saix off of Axel, dragging him away. "You're coming with me moon head" She grumbled, looking back at Axel, pointing at him. "Clean the walls like I told you to or I burn every-single-hairgel you own, and make you watch educational telavision." She threatened. She stood Saix straight up aganst a wall. She pulled out her electrical kunai and zappped him repeadietly with it, then swiftly dashed off to clean her room.

 

(((Why did Larxene do that to Saix, again? XD)))

Axel gulped, then murmured, "Well, uh... actually my hair gel is fire-proof..." but she was already gone by the time he'd said it, taking Saix with her. He gave a short little wave coupled with a sly smile to Saix as he mouthed, "Good riddance!" And then Saix disappeared around the corner. He sighed. Okay... Now that Sailor Moon is out of the picture, I guess I should start on those... Walls...

A limp strand of hair fell in front of his face, reminding him about his totally screwed up hair. He whimpered a little, then ran his fingers though his hair again, and sighed. He looked longingly at his bathroom door and glanced around suspiciously. I'll get on the walls... Seriously! He rushed into his bathrrom and locked the door. Just as soon as I fix my hair... It'll only take a minute... He thought, checking it out in the mirror once again.

Obviously, he'd forgotten what he said to Saix - that it took him 4 hours to get his hair looking like that in the first place. He started fixing his hair... But then one minute turned into five... And then five turned into ten... And then ten turned to thirty, and thirty into an hour. And he still wasn't even halfway done.

 

Larxene looked at her room. It was perfectly clean except for her mirror table where she fixed her hair up and all that, her bed, and the whole floor. Okay, it wasn't clean. She kick shoved some of her cloaks into her closet where the others were and shut it closed. She picked up some of her magazines and placed them on a spare table where she wrote and drew stuff. She snatched crumbled papers, cans, ect. from the floor and dumped them all in a grabage bag. "Stupid spring cleaning... I DESPISE it.." She murmered to herself.

 

Zeixon ran around the castle with his digital camera and began investigating in what Sai'x would do during the day and whilst moving from room to room he saw two laptops in Sai'x's room, one destroyed and one still working properly. He could not help but look at his private stash so he whipped out his usb and began adding as many files of Sai'x as possible, and as he was raiding his computer, Zeixon got the shock of his life, for this was not what he expected to see after Sai'x's angrier than usual attitude.
There was a photo of Sai'x at a stag party Kissing Xemnas.

Zeixon got the chills and closing the application after saving it on his usb, he dashed as fast as the wind to his room, feeling like a sick bird...

 

(((Is that considered yaoi...? O.o)))

Axel jammed his hand into the last jar of jell he had. Then, he brought it up to his face and stared into it. He sighed. "All gone... But I've never run out of hair jell before..." That's when he remembered - he didn't get any more hair jell because he'd figured he already had enough. After all, it wasn't like some psuchopath was gonna dump water on him in the middle of the week and make his hair go all flat right?!

Angrily, he chucked the jar onto the floor and watched it bounce away. He thought hard - there was NO WAY he was going to go through the rest of the week looking like THIS! But he didn't have anymore hair jell! Hmmm.... Who else in the Organization would need to have gallons of hair jell at ready?

It would have to be someone in need of anti-gravity... It would have to be someone with lots of spikes...

Someone like....
Someone like....
Axel's eyes popped open, and he snapped his fingers with a grin. Roxas!

He ran out ouf his bathroom, found a hat, put it on ("Just in case..."), and portalled off to Roxas's room. He glanced aroun. Great, he's not here! he thought, stalking over to the bathroom. "I'm sure he won't mind... It'll only be3 or 4 jars of jell..." he murmured. "Sides... We're friends, right...?"

Right.

 

Saix slammed the door to his room, and saw one of his laptops destroyed. The other had been hacked.
When it came to Saix's stuff being played around with, the result wasn't good.
*half of the castle was blown up by Saix going berserk*

 

OOC: Lay off on the Sa'ix kissing Xemnas, okay? No yaoi, please...:D thanks!