Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

OOC: You got it!

BIC: Luxord ran back to the shattered vases. The card and Xaldin were gone. Small pieces of the big card were lying in a trail. Luxord picked up the pieces and followed the trail, quietly mourning over the loss of his card. The trail led to Xaldin's room. He pounded on the door. "XALDIN!!!!!!!!!" He jiggled the door handle, but it was locked. "...blast." he spat.

Suddenly, an idea came to him. He snapped his fingers and turned himself into a card. With chilling ease, he slipped through the crack in the door. Changing back into a human, he noticed that the big card had been cut up into many pieces. Xaldin turned around from where he was setting up a display of roses. "Oh, Luxord," he said quietly. Luxord's face turned from skin color to scarlet red with anger. He was so mad, he couldn't speak.

OOC: outta ideas, sorry...

 

((Isn't Anime Girl playing Larxene, though?!?! O.o' ))

 

Later on, Zeixon got so bored of playing on his ps3 that in the end he almost forgot to make lunch, until one of his moogles started to moan with hunger.
My poor little moogles are suffering from overstarvation! Must phone takeaway for everyone... he thought worriedly, and then a mischevious smile broke on his face, and bringing out a piece of paper, he began to plan out how Sai'x's meal would turn out.
How about I ask them to design a butt which on one side it says Xemmy & Sai'x forever and the other a pic of Sai'x kissing Xemmy's butt! But that would go a bit too far... Maybe I should ask Axel and Demyx about this, although I don't get along with them that well, since they mock me about puberty ... and then his mind froze.Why am I doing this now? I'll just takeaway pizza normally without making a show with Sai'x... So he threw it in the bin and burnt it along with his diary so that Sai'x wouldn't have the evidence to prove to the superior that he is turning into the hell raising teen.
So he phoned the pizza hotline and ordered for everyone's food and switching his phone off, he then smiled to himself, Showtime!

Zeixon then felt calm after it had been burnt and after changing clothes he then silently attempted to sneak out of the castle so he could go to buy more stuff and then go to theme parks for the rest of the day to have fun alone for once, because everytime he wanted to sneak out, somebody notices and they either go along with him or they force him to pay them a certain amount of money so that the superior won't notice him being gone...

 

Roxas overheard Zexion"you know you couldve asked me to help :P"Roxas said startiling Zexion.

 

Out of nowhere Larxene pounced out ontop of Zexion. "Going somewhere, trash-burner?" She grinned, getting off Zexion and sitting beside him. SHe poked him head. "Nyah, you weren't planning on going out somewhere, were you?" She questioned, continuosly poking his head. "Did you do your chooooores?" She teased, laughing slightly.

 

Saix stomped over to Larxene, Zexion, and Roxas.
"Have you finished your chores?" he asked. Smirking, he didn't wait for a reply. "I guess not." Turning around, he grabbed a bucket and rag out of a nearby Dusk's hands and threw them into Larxene's.
"Clean the walls," he said, before turning away and summoning more Dusk to do chores. That left the rest of his day free to do whatever he wanted.

 

((Got the okay from Demyxu to be Demyx for a while...))

Demyx pouted, and shakily stood up. "WHAT?! Forget it! I ain't doin' a thing!"
Axel crossed his arms. "Why not?!"
Demyx narrowed his eyes. "Hey! I never... Never..." he sneezed into of his hand. Blood shot out of his nose. He stared at it for a while, then quickly wiped it on his cloak. "...agreed to anything!"
That's disgusting... Axel thought, making a face. Then, he sighed, and said to Demyx, "Ah, that's what you think, Demyx... Ya see, when I won the contest, that automatically made me the King of the Morons." He pointed at Demyx. "You, however have remained the average, unimportant, servant moron. And last time I checked, SERVANTS don't ask questions. The king says MARCH!"
Oh, jeez... thought Demyx. This King thing has really gone to his head... He spread his arms. "Look! Do I look in shape to do any mopping right now?!" He looked like he'd been through a paper shredder... Twice.
Axel sighed, rolling his eyes. "Okay... Tell ya what... I'll do the rest of the laundery if YOU mop for me. That's my final offer."
Demyx crossed his arms, and stared up at the ceiling, thinking.
"Do it, or else I'll make you eat the casserole I made last night," added Axel with a grin. "All of it."

Demyx gasped, then whined, "Alright...! I'll do it!" He summoned his water clones, and strode off, grumbling under his breath.

Axel grinned. Sucker! Now he has to do all of that mopping, while all I have to do is lounge around and wait for the laundery to be done! MAN, am I good! He sat down on the washing machien, grinning ear to ear.

 

Zeixon then poked Larxene and joked about, saying happily, 'Well, unlike you lazy git, I actually did my chores... And I am going out if you wanted to know. Sai'x seems in a bad mood today...' :p
He turned to Roxas and then crossed his arms, and said casually, 'Ok, you can help me next time ok? :D ' And after patting Roxas's head, he then turned to Larxene and saluted her before he waltzed out of castle oblivion.

 

Larxene's eye twitched. "I am not cleaning all these walls..." she grumbled, walking through the halls. "Next person I find im gonna FORCE them to clean the walls..." She growled under her breathe. She walked into a warp hole in the wall which lead to the laundr room, where Axel was. She grinned evilyat him. She pointed at him with one of her kunai. "You, wash the walls or I'll make you watch educational telavision for 5 hours straight while tied to a chair!" She cackled. Larxene had known the organization for a long time, and knew they all despised and or feared educational telavision. She waited for Axel to answer her demand.

 

"yo Sai'x!"Roxas replied."I finished EVERYONE'S chores look around!"The whole castle was sparkley clean.

 

(((If Roxas did all of the chores, then that sorta defeats the purpose of this RP, doesn't it? XD)))

Axel winced. Oh... Crap... Suddenly, he whipped around, a friendly grin on his face. "Heeeeeeeey, Larxene, ol' buddy, ol' pal of mine...!" He gave a little wave. "Uhhhhh....... Did you change your hair? Have you lost weight? You're looking fabulous today!" He inched back a little. "Absolutely... Wonderful...!" He gave a nervous chuckle.

 

Saix walked back from outside, mud plastered to his boots. He walked by Roxas, covering the sparkly ground with mud stains.
"Cleaned up the castle?" he mocked, raising his eyebrows. "I see some mud stains right behind me."
OOC: LOL. Saix is a jerk.

 

"Noooooo getting out of this one Axel." Larxene cooed, grinning evily. She held out a bucket of soapy water and a large rag. "Educational Telavision for 5 hours straight while tied to a chair, or wash the walls..." She reminded, her blue eyes glinting with pure eeeeeeviiiillll. She cackled more letting the bucket and rag hang at her side grasped in her hands. She slowley crept towards him, still with a grin on her dainty face.

 

OOC: I kinda feel like I know what you are doing.... yeah.. so.... heh, *is going to intervene*
BIC: A Dusk, sent by Saix, suddenly swept by. Pulling out a large bucket of water from nowhere (you gotta love the sudden sumon of a random item), it dumped it on Axel's head and rushed away. Yes, Saix still had a grudge against Axel and he still did childish things to get his revenge.

 

Axel winced, and stepped backwards again. "What's that?" he asked, sticking his pinky in his ear and twisting it around a little. "Can't hear ya, Larxene!" he gave another nervous chuckle, then said, "Uhhhhh.... OH! I think I hear Xemnas calling! Better go see what he wants. See ya later, Larx--" As soon as he turned to walk away, he was drenched from head to toe... With water.

WATER.

He froze for a second, his eye twitching uncontrollablely. He started to shake. "Ugggggghhhhnnnnnnn....." Axel groaned.

And that's when it happened.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H'ohmygawd, h'ohmygawd, h'ohmygawd!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELLLLLLTIIIIING!!!!!!!!!" He started running around in circles like a chicken with its head chopped off, screaming about the water. His self control was going down the tubes. The tempature of the air around him started blasting tempatures that could rival the Sahara Desert in the middle of summer. Steam started rocketing off his body.

"Somebody get it OFF me!!!! GET IT OFF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!" he screamed, dashing off through the halls. If this continued, the castle would become a charred black instead of its normal white...

(((And thus, we learn...

Axel + Water = Chaos, destruction, and a very steamed Nobody. ^-^

*dodges all the rotten vegatables thrown at her because of her lame joke* )))

 

(*laughing head off at Foxie's post*poor Axel!)

 

Zeixon heard a huge scream as he left the house and began to laugh, for Axel had been drenched with water yet again, and he could not help with feeling calm even though Sai'x might have suspicions for him exchanging books for moogle poop lookalike books. XD
He was feeling rather surprised that nobody asked him for money, but he then smirkeed happily, for this was his lucky day...

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Axel screamed, waving his arms about wildly. Tears started to streak down his face - he felt like the water was eating him alive. He was so caught up in the fact that he was drenched - with water, by the way - that he didn't know where he was going and ended up crashing into Zexion.

He bounced back a little, skid on his back for a second, then layed there, motionless. And still drenched.

With water.

"Uggghhhhhhhh......" he whimpered, staring sightlessly up into the sky. "S-Somebody help.... Help, please... G-Get it off of me... The water... G-Get it off.... Please... C-Can't stand it... Can't..." he murmured, shivering on the ground. Can you say... "Spaz Attack"? But how could he help himself? Heh, he was totally soaked!

.... With water, of course...

Steam continued to rise off his body. He didn't see, though. "N-No... Can't... Can't... Get it off... Get it off... The water... Th-Th-The water... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... S-Sorry..." He started shaking a little more.

Did I forget to mention that he was absolutely, completely, utterly, entirely, sopping wet?

...With water?

 

(we heard you the first time)

 

(((I know. XD I just wanted to do that post from more of Axel's perspective. =P It you were someone born from the fire element, you wouldn't really think about anything else if you were dripping wet with water. He's totally freakin' out right now! XDDDD)))