Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

"You're killing me!" he said in a highpitched voice, falling on his back and kicking his legs in the air like a little kid. "Aight aight I got one..." he said, staggering to get up.

"Guess who..." he said when he stood up straight. "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" He was cosplaying as Saix, but he was using a Sailor Moon phrase. That made him laugh so hard on how the comparison of Sailor Moon and Saix was not too different.

 

"LUXORD TIIIIME!!!!~" Axel sang, pushing Demyx aside, playfully. He took another deep breath, then dropped to his knees, clasping his hands together. He looked up at an imaginary person with tears in his eyes and sobbed in Luxord's voice, "NOOOOO!!!!!! Please, Xaldin, NOT MAH CARDS!!!! Anything but my cards!!!!!!" He was silent a moment, grimiced, then said, "Oh... Well... Uh.... Not that, of course but..." suddenly, he dove and grabbed the imginary man's leg, and sobbed again, "NONONONONO!!!! DOOOON'T!!!!"

He cracked up again on the floor. He rolled over to look at Demyx. "Ain't it... just like him... though?!" he demanded, still gasping for air.

 

Demyx continued to laugh on the floor. "You should burn one of his cards to see if he does that," he said before busting a gut once more. He fell on his side and rolled on the floor. The rest of the organization would of probable thought they were high. He crawled to the door and peeked outside, continueing to say pirate phrases. "Arr, mateys. We're going to get me booty. Yarharhar," before getting an idea.

He threw his hands in the air and started waving them around. "DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!" He started to dance around kicking and stuff, singing 'Yar har fibity gee do what you want cause a pirate is free~' Apparently he liked the Pirate Xiggy look.

 

AHA! I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

Luxord snapped his fingers and turned Saix into a card. Before Saix could change back, Luxord grabbed him and threw him off the balcony of Havoc's divide. "Goodbye and good riddance." he said flatly. "Now, where was I?" He began to pick up the cards again, and hoped that once Saix changed back to normal, maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't kill him...

 

Saix managed to teleport back. Slipping under the door to his room (hey, he is a card, he is flat enough now), he quickly waited for the effects to wear off. Once done, he stalked downstairs and collided into Demyx and Axel. "Get back to work," he snarled. Quickly picking up some articles of clothing, he threw them on top of Axel. Stalking off, he drew his claymore. Heh, time to go and kill Luxord. This time, a lot more painfully.

 

Axel glared at Sai'x stalking off through the pair of underwear Sai'x had just thrown on him. He pulled them off. Oh, suuuure... Go right past Demyx and throw the dirty boxers on MY head, will ya? Well, I'll show you...

He smiled deviously, then leaned over to Demyx, cupped his hand around Demyx's ear and began whispering something. It was so low, that he himself could barely hear it, much less someone across the room like Sai'x.

"Hey, Demyx... Wanna have a little compition...?" After that, the only things that could be heard was, "..... Sai'x.... Whoever gets.... Beserk... The title 'King Of The Morons'...." He pulled back, and put his hands on his hips, grinning. "Falling down means instant elemination." He coughed a few times, "*coughcoughofyourlifecough*"

He grinned and said, challengely, "So... Are ya up to it?"

 

Demyx snorted a bit and laughed after the pile that was thrown ontop of Axel. "Look, it's Mount Underwear," he said in a giggly tone before he was whispered to. He blinked before getting a bit of a devilish grin. He grabbed Axel's hand and shook on it, like people would for a bet. "Bring it on Pyro," he said confidently.

 

Axel grinned at Demyx and shook his hand back. "Great... Then it's settled..." He started to walked torwards Sai'x, then whipped around. He jerked his thumb in Sai'x's direction, and said, "You first. C'mon... Show me what you got, Waterboy." He smirked.

 

Demyx tiptoed behind Saix before gripping his hood and shoved it over his head then pulled the laces to shut the hood. He loved doing that to people, and he fleed down the hallway before Saix could do anything.

 

Xaldin had been sneaking into empty rooms sticking his paper art to the windows. He thought the castle looked so much better. The one in Demyx's room looked klike a fountain, and the one in Axel's room looked like a blazing hearth. He sneaked into Saix's room,holding one cut to look like the night sky.

'They're gonna love these' he thought.

 

Zeixon transormed back into himself feeling more depressed than ever until he decided to go to the Laundry room to see whats the racket.
He transformed into a moogle yet again and hobbled up to her room, only to see Axel, Demyx and Sai'x together, with Demyx still wearing her panties on his head.
o.0 'Well, well fellas, you got some nerve'

 

Luxord was finally finished picking up his cards (again!) assuming that Saix would be over the little ladder mishap and not come charging at him again.

He heard Saix yell, and dropped the last deck of cards he was carrying and started thinking. "Blast, he's after me again...maybe if I just apologize, he'll stop trying to kill me...no wait. It'd be better for me just to jump off the balcony and kill myself then apologize." he decided.

He followed the yell, and ended up in Larxene's room. Axel, Saix, and Demyx were in a pile. Demyx had a pair of panties on his head. Zexion was staring at them.

Luxord took one look at them, turned, and left the room. "I don't want to know."

 

Saix struggled and finally ripped off his hood. He was annoyed, which means he went into berserk mode. Grabbing Demyx by the front of his trench coat, he shook him up and down until his bones rattled. "Never,"—he shook Demyx again—"Do,"—another shake—"AGAIN!" He threw down Demyx and brought out his claymore. Swinging it around, he smashed the the sharp edges into Demyx.

 

"Hey Saix, I made you a present . That'll cheer you up." Xaldin smiled at Saix as he finished sticking the paper patterns on the windows. He sang to himself and wandered past oblivious to what Saix was actually doing. As far as Xaldin was concerned he was just cleaning the castle. Xaldin had reverted into a world of his own. He wandered past Axel & Demyx. "How's the laundry going?" and wandered back to the mess in the kitchen.

 

(( Heh... Mookie, and Kingdom Kid...? We weren't in Larxene's room... We were in the little laundery place... XDDD And, even if we were, Demyx had already started runnin'. =3

Do yo' thang, Celeste! XDDD))

((Nevermind... >.> She wants me to post first. >.>))

Axel shook his head, sighing to himself. "Poor rookie..." he muttered to himself. "Alright, time to show him how it's done!" He looked around in the pile of clothes, and got out the smelliest article of clothing he could find. It take him long.... He grinned and pulled out...

LEXEAUS'S GYM SHIRT!!! The smell alone was anough to burn someone's nose hairs right out from 4 yards away. Axel grinned, holding it away from his face, balled it up, and screamed, "YO!!! SAI'X!!!!!!"

He hurled it at the moon man, and hit him smack-dab in the face. "Yes!" he cheered silently to himself. But that was just something to get his attention. He'd pull off the big one when he was sure Sai'x was looking at him. He croutched down, ready to run if Sai'x came after him.

 

Demyx made a loud eeping noise and rolled out of the way before Saix could hit him, only missing it by a little inch. He'd scramble up and run away from Saix again.

OoC: Yes yes, it's short. Most of my posts have been short lately. x.x;

 

Saix, now foaming at the mouth (hey, I feel like making Saix have rabies), ran after Demyx. Swinging his claymore, he sent all the clothes flying and everything else that was in his way, aka, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, and anyone else there.

 

"Hey cool it Saix, it's ok. You nearly hit me!" Everyone had forgotten Xaldin in the next room. A pair of underpants whizzed past his ear. Xaldin thought it was nice of Saix to help with the laundry, though he obviously wasn't very good at it.

Xaldin instead concentrated on making his next set of paper creations.

"What would you like me to make for you, Saix?"

 

i call roxas!!!plz...:)

 

((I had permission from Demyxu to use Demyx for a while! ^-^))

Axel gulped, then dove to the side. WHOA! That was close! he thought frantically. At first he was gonna try to distract Sai'x away from Demyx... But now he felt more like... Well... "Taking turns." He looked on intently, trying to see how much distance Sai'x covered chasing Demyx. Man... Demyx is better at this than I thought... he thought, ginning. "GO FOR THE GOLD, DEMMY!!!" he whooped!

"Go for the gold!" Demyx's eye twitched. Fine... If you want gold... I'll give ya gold...! He ran into a potal, appeared behind Sai'x, and shouted as loud as he could, "HEY, SAI'X!!!!!!!! HOW'S XEMNAS'S BUTT TODAY?! STILL FRESH?!?!" Everyone in the organization knew that Sai'x was a total butt-kisser when it came to the Supirior. But, unless you had a death wish, that was not something to be voiced aloud.

Demyx laughed obnoxiously, then took off, rivaling the speed of light. Oh, please, please, PLEASE don't let Sai'x catch me... he prayed in his mind. Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!!!!

Axel sniffed, and covered his face with his hands, touched. That... That insult... It was beautiful... he thought. I can't believe it... My little Demyx is growin' up! He almost felt like crying, he was so moved.

((XDDDDDDD Sorry... I just had to... >.>))