Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

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Huh...? =3))

 

Saix, after hearing Demyx shout, decided to help him out a bit, just to make up for his most recent torturing.
Strolling throughout the castle, he roared, "LARXENE! DEMYX NEEDS YOUR HELP! SOMETHING ABOUT CPR OR RPC! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

 

Larxene halted to a stop and turned. "WHAT!?!" She screeched dashing past him in what seemed like a mila-second. Within what seemed like 5 seconds, Laxene was at the scene. She grabbed Demyx and threw him, and bent down to the side of axel. She poked him a little, then extended her electrical kunai. "CLEAR!" She yelled before shocking Axel. Nothing happend. "CLEAR!" She yelled again and pushed down on his stomach while shocking him. she pulled her hands off him when his hair started to smoke from her electrity. "Oh... crap.." She whispered, scooching a little away from Axel. She poked Axel, and was shocked from the electricity and static that had built up on him when she shocked him./ She fell over fried. "Im okay..." She muffled, sitting back up, smoking a little from the sudden shock.

 

((I swear, I was thinking the same exact thing... XD

Great minds think alike, I suppose... XDDDD))

Demyx sat there, his jaw practically to his knees. Suddenly, he shoved Larxene away. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" he shrieked. "THAT'S not CPR! That's... That's... I dunno WHAT THAT is!" He slumped down. "Don't tell me I have to do it..." he moaned.

 

"Yes, you have to do CPR to Axel," Saix said, suddenly coming out of a portal. He glanced at the scene, and shook his head unsympathetically. "Fools." He leaned against a tree and added. "Larxene is only good in getting the heart working again, which is no great skill considering she will only use it on one of the Organization members. I know CPR, but I usually maim the victim first. So you are the only one Demyx."
OOC: XD

 

"SORRY IVE NEVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE!" GOD YOU BOYS! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!" She screeched, her eyes twitching. She stood up and kicked axel "WAKE UP OR SAIX GETSTHE REST OF THE COOKIES I MADE!" She yelled in his ear as she bent down to him, then flicked Demyx. "Im done here. But if you want me to stay, you know you gotta pay for it. " She hissed at him, then stalked away. Really, she only hid around the corner with 3 cookied and peeked out to see what would happen.

(In most of the roleplays Ive ever been in, on this site and many others, the cookie/muffin/other pastry thing has usually always worked.. .we'll see... Kukukuku...)

 

Saix perked his ears, and sniffed. Cookies...
Following the scent, he found Larxene and shouted, "Gimme a cookie!"

 

Larxene screamed. "NO! THESE AREN'T FOR YOU! THERES SOME GIRLSCOUT COOKIES IN THE KITCHEN I STOLE! GO TAKE THOSE INSTEAD!" She shreiked, running in another direction, which really was towards axel. 'run run run ru-' Thwump! Larxene toppled over Axel, luckily the cookies un-broken and still in her hands. She sighed, and slid of Axel, and scuffled a little ways away, her eye twitching.

 

OOC: 0.o They're outside.
BIC:
Saix sighed and watched the three. He was interested on what they would do.

 

ooc: I fixed it so it would fit... o.o heh... kinda hard to tell where who is who and where is whe- BLARG! Forget it. XP you get the point.

 

Demyx sighed, shuddering at what he now had to do. "Okay..." he grumbled. "But not a WORD out of ANY of you guys about this or I will deny it up and down." He looked back down at Axel.

Uhhhhgnnnn..... Now do I really want to do-- He was cut short by a few more globs of darkness floating off of his chest. HWAAAAUGHHHH!!!! Okay, okay, I'll do it!

Reluctantly, he bent down in front of Axel's face. He sighed, biting his lip again. Okay... Just do it... Just do... C'mon, Demyx, think Nike... You can do this... Saix will NOT make fun of you... Saix will NOT make fun of you... Larxene will NOT use this as blackmail...

He sucked in a deep breath, closed his eyes, and pressed his lips to Axel's, blowing.

((*dashes in the scene with a camera*
*slides in, gets a close up snapshot*

IT'S MINE, BIZNATCHES!!!! >=D
*runs away, cackling*

*is istantly mobbed by thousands of Axel\Demyx fangurls*))

 

Larxene looked over, and screamed her head. "HOLY SHIZ TINS!" She yelled, "OH MY GOD!" She yelled again before screeching, her eyes rolling to the back of her head, and she fainted. Really, she was being dramatic. She could move her eyes whch way and that.. 'Oh... my... god... Demyx is giving CPR to Axel. Just... never wake up. Never... unless they threaten to tickle. Then you go fangirl on them to scare them' She thought to herself, shivering a little with fear of seeing Demyx giving CPR to Axel. One word came in her mind over and over again. Ew.

 

Saix stared, eyes pratically falling out of their sockets. Once Demyx was done, he was off shouting, "OMG! DEMYX WAS KISSING AXEL!" This would make good blackmail.

 

Demyx snapped up, watching Saix take off, screaming and Larxene collaspe on the ground about the way he'd lip-locked Axel. "SH-SHUT UP!" he shouted, his face blazing red. "THAT'S VER DISTRACTING!!!" He grimaced again, and pressed his lips to Axel's again.

((Oops... Gotta chop it in half - it's time for me ta bounce!
See ya'll tomarrow. ^-^
*laughs evilly about how she's TOTALLY ruining Axel and Demyx's reputations right now* It's a gift... >3))

 

'ewewewewewewewew....' kept running through Larxene's mind. Then she heard a rumbling from a distance. And squeels. Se sat up, and sniffed the air. "cookies.." She mumbled, then reconized the scent. "Girlscout cookies" She whimpered, her eyes widening. Suddenly a rampage of 20 girlscouts all lunged at her. She screamed as she was mobbed into the bushes. "You will buy our Peanut Butter Patties!" One yelled, jumping out of the bushes at the antenne blonde. "NEVER!"

"Thin mints!"

"AIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

"Cafe cookies! MWAHAHAHA!"

"HELP MEEE!"

Much yelling of cookies and screams could be heard from quite aways away... since girlscouts always made a rucus when it's cookie selling season

(I couldn't resist doing a rampage of girlscouts selling girlscout cookies... it's too funny...)

 

OOC: At least it wasn't a rampage of RABID fangirls.
BIC:
Saix came and yanked the fangirls off Larxene. Dragging ALL of them toward a nearby river, he threw them in and watched as they were washed downstream.

 

ooc: They were girlscouts, and now they'll tear you apart

15 MORE girlscouts pounced out of the bushes at Saix, mauling him while screaming "YOU WILL BUY OUR COOKIES!". They started dragging him intothe bushes while lsearching his pockets for munny.

"I found 600 munny!"

"No, it's sixty. Thats enough for 2 boxes. take the munny and throw the cookies at him, then go back to the blonde!" Ordered on of them

The one who found the munny in Saix's pocket took it and ran off. The others Left Saix and pounced back to the pile on Larxene.

"Help... meeee... can't.. breathe.." She muffled, only her antenne and left hand sticking out of the mob of girlscouts.

 

Burning Crackling Rage.
"GAAAAAAAAAAH!" shouted Saix, going into Berserk Mode. He maimed the girl scouts on Larxene, and ran after the ones that had stolen his munny.
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
*SCREAMS OF PAIN*
*SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER*
"GGGGGGGGGGGGAH! AHHHHHHHHHH! OW OW OW OW! OUCH! MOMMY! MOMMY! DADDY! SAIX IS MAIMING ME! AAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY! MOMMY! WAAAAAAAH! OUCH! OUCH! THAT'S MY MUNNY! HEY! STOP STEALING IT! OUCH!"
Saix left the screaming maimed girls, carrying his munny.

 

A girlscout threw a cookieat Saix's head while another, while he was distracted, took his munny and hid with it. Then while the one got away with the munny again, Saix was pumbled in cookies, girlscouts, and cookie boxes. Now there was two mobs; one was still searching Larxene for munny and trying to make her buy cookies; and then the mob after Saix. We'll check up on Larxene

"HELP MEEE!"

"Thin mint Shuriken!"

"OH DEAR LO- GYAHHHH!" Girlscouts started to pull her hair.

"I bet she hates it when we do this!" Two pulled her antenne. Larxene growled, and a few seconds later...

BOOM!
Girscouts, cookies, ect. were sent flying or destroyed in the explosion, a mushroom smoke cloud arising that could be seen for miles on end. Larxene came out, puffing smoke out fo her mouth. She brushed her face of cookie crumbs and ashes. "Nobody touches the antenne" she hissed.

(Lol.... I got the idea from a comic I saw..http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol404.jpg)

 

Demyx tried his best to ignore everything that was going on around him... As well as what he was doing to Axel. Do NOT think about how wrong this looks, do NOT think about how wrong this looks, do NOT--

Axel coughed, slightly. Demyx squealed at little, and sat back as he watched Axel cough up the water that was in his lungs, violently. "AXEL!" he shouted, grinning. "Axel, I--"

Axel sucked in a little breath, rolled over, and imediantly began throwing up. The smile melted off of Demyx's face. Ew..... he thought, staring at the river of puke Axel was heaving up.

Finally, Axel finished. He coughed again, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Axel...? You okay, man...?" Demyx asked, tentively.

Axel blinked and looked up. "GWAAH!" he screamed, flinching. "DEMYX!" He raised his hands, shielding himself from anything Demyx might try to do. "AGH! I've learned my lesson! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! Honest! DON'T SPRAY ME AGAIN!!!! WAAAAAA--"
"AXEL!" Demyx cut in. "I'm NOT going to spray you, okay?!"
"Huh...?" Axel looked up, tears in his eyes. "You're... You're not..." Suddenly, he gasped. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't dunk me again!!!! I saw the pretty white light, Demyx! I SAW IT!!! Don't make me go back!!!!"
"AXEL!!!! I WON'T dunk you, okay?!" He sighed. "I believe you now..."
"You... You do...? No more torture?"
"No more torture."

Axel grinned. Suddenly, he jumped on Demyx and began hugging him. "AH! Thank you!" he shouted.
Demyx blinked. "Uh... You're welcome." He paused. "... Axel...?
"Hmmm?"
"Why are you hugging me, again?"
"No reason."
"Oh."

He glanced around, then hugged him back. A few seconds later, Axel laughed, "Okay... You can let go now. This is getting kinda creepy."
Demyx let go. "Yeah... Yeah, you're right."
They looked at each other, then started to crack up.

FWACK!!!!

"OW!" Axel held his cheek, which was slowly becoming red. "What was that for?!" he whimpered.
Demyx's hand was still up in the air. He glared at Axel. "Don't... ever... scare me like that... Again..."
Axel rubbed his cheek some more. "Uh... Promise not to torture me anymore, and we're even."

Demyx rolled his eyes, smiling a little. "Deal. Now, uh..." he rubbed his arm. "How about that trip to the hospital that I've been asking about and get us in this little mess...? I think having Saix slam me into the ground so many times opened the cuts again... Heh...." he chuckled slightly.

"Huh...? Oh! Sure, pal!" Axel grabbed Demyx's arm gently, and opened a portal.

Demyx smiled. "Thanks..." he murmured as they disappeared.

((Tried to keep it as anti-shonen-ai as I could, but, hey, crap happeneds. XD Besides... I thought it would be kinda funny... >.>' ))