Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Larxene hissed and threw out a stupid random rhetorical qustion. The one she knew Saix usually hated. "Whats the sound of one hand clapping" She asked before standing up with the Demyx version of a rubber ducky and walked out of her room, ignoring what he had just said.

 

"Nothing?" Saix answered, but Larxene was gone. He rolled his eyes and teleported upstairs and onto the balcony to stare at Kingdom Hearts.

 

Demyx continued sobbing into his hands, oblivious of Xaldin. "Those... Those FIENDS! That's..." He sobbed some more. "That's cruel and unusual punishment right there! How could they do such a thing?!"

Well, how could YOU torture Axel so much, Demyx? came the cynical question.
Psh... He was so totally asking for it, though...
Well, maybe you did, too...

Demyx gasped, then looked down at Axel. He's not moving... He gasped. OH NO!!!

Suddenly, he started flapping around, screaming. "AAAAAGHHHH!!! Someone let me down from here!!!!" he screamed, waving his arms around. "AXEL'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!"

 

"And we care HOW?" Saix asked, appearing beside Demyx. "But I'll let you down." He snapped his fingers, and Demyx smashed down into the ground.

 

"Demyx? What's going on? Oh and here's your new ducky" Larxene cooed as she enterted where he was through a port hole, holding out the Dmeyx rubber ducky. She smiled guiltily. "Sorry for crushing your original duck" She apologized, looking around.

 

"Saix! Stop teasing Demyx and get on with your chores." Xaldin made his spears dance, each one jabbing Saix. "Want me to play stabby with you, Moonboy?"

He offered Demyx a helping hand up.

 

Saix shrugged and made the moon stay low tide. Opening another portal, he disappeared through it.
"Might as well clean up everyone's room," he said, sighing when he appeared in his own room.

 

"Hey Demyx, you can have the rubber ducks I was given, I never use them." Xaldin was amazed, Saix had given up without a fight. Totally uncharacteristic.
He wandered into his room and began making paper sculptures.

 

Saix smirked. Demyx would be stuck on the ground until Saix figured that he had enough punishment, which was basically, NEVER!
He laughed evilly as he strutted into Demyx's room and proceeded to "clean it up." AKA, make it look neat and jack all the good stuff.

 

((XD))

Demyx grunted. "Thanks... Xaldin and Larxene..." came the muffled reply from Demyx. YEEEESSSS!!!!! New rubber duckies! I can't believe it -- THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! He shook his head mentally. No, no... don't get distracted, Demyx. If you abandon Axel just for a couple of rubber duckies, then you're no better than he is for ditching you for blackmail. And you're no hypocrite.

He grunted, and tried to get up, but he felt almost glued to the ground. Oh no... Not again....! He grunted, struggling to get up. "Uuuuugh... Ugh, ugh, ugh, uuuuuughnnnn.....!"

Finally, he collasped, exausted. He laid there on the ground, panting for a while, then began flailing around somemore. "AAAAAGHHHH!!! Saix, cut it OUT! This is NOT funny, ya hear me?! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!" he sobbed, his shouts badly muffled by the ground.

Right.... Not funny. Not at all.

 

Saix cackled when he heard Demyx's wailing. (Don't ask, he has spies EVERYWHERE). He appeared beside Demyx, smirking.
"Right, not funny," he said, and suddenly was on the ground, laughing his little non-heart out.
"I don't have a heart so I shouldn't be laughing, but that is HILARIOUS!" he shouted, rolling on the ground, still laughing.
OOC: Yeah, I had too many cups of coffee today.

 

((It shows... xD Sorry... Woulda posted earlier, but things kept on popping up outta nowhere... -_-'))

"SERIOUSLY, Saix!!!" Demyx screamed, still stuck to the floor. "I have to--"

What was that? He stopped flailing about, and watched Axel from the corner of his eye. Did... Did I just see something move? Wait... Does that mean that Axel's alright...? He felt his cheeks getting hot. Oooohhhhh.... If I find out that Axel's been faking all this time, he's REALLY gonna get it!

He watched him for a couple of seconds. Oh well... Musta just been imagin-- GWAAAAAAHHHHH!

He finally knew what it was that had caught his eye the first time. Two small, black globs of darkness rose from Axel's chest, floated in the air for a second, then faded away.

"HWAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Demyx shouted, flailing around once more. "OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD-- HE'S FADING!!!!! Quick, Saix! Let me up!!! LET ME UP!!! I gotta save Axel!!!! Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go!!!!"

He slumped on the ground, sobbing. ""AAAAGHHH! This is all my fault! I should of never have brought you here to torture you! I'm so sorry!!!"

Axel's only responce was two more dark globs floating up into nothingness. Instantly, Demyx was thrashing about again, screaming. "SAIX, HURRY!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" Can you say... Spaz attack?

 

Xaldin stuck his head round his door and glared at the noise.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!"

He could hardly concentrate on his exquisite paper creations.

 

((Hey, guess what?! =D

Exactly one year ago today, I posted in my very first RP! =DDD Happy Anniversiry (SP?), me!!! XD

.................

Gawd, I am such a newb... -_-'))

"XALDIN?!" Demyx shouted. "HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!! I need to get to Axel, but Saix's stupid low tides are keeping me from going anywhere! I can't move! Help me out, PLEASE!" He felt like he had a mouthful of gravel by now...

 

Saix glanced at Axel and sighed.
"Fine," he said, and flicked his fingers. Instantly, Demyx was sent tumbling head over heels so that he rested several feet from Axel. Then, the tides were set to normal so that Demyx could do as he wished.

 

The shopkeeper (after a millenium sort of moan) finally gave it to the half asleep Zeixon and when he woke up, he ran out of the shop and went to taco bell as promised.

 

Xaldin glared at Saix "Bullying again. The Superior will hear about this, make no mistake. You won't be his favourite for long if you keep this up."

He stomped back into his room and slammed the door extra hard. Why could he get no peace?

 

Saix rolled his eyes, having a "yeah, whatever" look on his face. Turning, he walked a few feet away and opened a Corridor of Darkness. He appeared in his own room back in the castle, and set about to neaten it.

 

((Sorry that I haven't been posting much.... There was this... thing.... That I just HAD to finish, or else I'd go insane. @-@ But I'm back now. XD

HOO-RAAAAY!!! XDDDD))

Demyx popped up. "AXEL!" he shouted. Axel was looking very pale... deathly pale... He crawled toward the redhead, panting. Then, Demyx sliced his ropes tying his wrists and his ankles, and put his ear by Axel's mouth. AAAAAAUUUGHHHHH!!!!!! He's not breathing! The realization stuck him like lightning. "HE NEEDS CRP!!!"

Oh... Damn... Yes, he knew CPR. But, he wasn't sure if he wanted to... I mean, I like Axel, but not like THAT... he thought, grimacing. He shook his head. No, no, it's NOT like that. Get your head out of the gutter, Waterboy...

He hesitated, looking down at Axel's motionless body, then whipped around. Okay... Think... Who else can you get to do this...? Um... Saix? No... Even if he DOES know CPR, I'm sure he'd never do it to save anyone's life - much less Axel's... Hm... Xaldin...? Psh. Yeah right. I'd be suprised if he even knew what CPR stood for! He was so worked up at the moment, that he didn't really remember that HE didn't know what CPR stood for, either. Uh... Um... Vexen?! No, no, if I asked him, I'd have to explain everything that happened, and, well, that's a long story, and Axel woulda faded away by the time we got back... Same for everybody else...

He looked back at his friend, biting his lip. Well... I guess that there's only one thing I CAN do...

He took a deep breath, and...

"LARXENE!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

OOC: Demyx, I now consider you dead.