Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Saix stalked inside his room, muttering crossly, and slammed open a drawer. Finding Xaldin's voodoo doll, he grabbed a pair of scissors and started to brutally maim it.

 

((DX GIANT SPIDEEEERZZZZ!!! NUUUUUU!!!!!!

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I was about to make Axel do something... But I fer-got... ._. How sad is that?! XDDD))

 

Xaldin doubled in pain and then the realisation hit him, it only works if you believe it. He grabbed the jar and shook it, making the spiders fall on the Saix doll and crawl all over it. Saix should be feeling weird now, he thought. He grimaced with pain, crawled to the window and looked out. there was a sheer droop to jagged rocks and he thought of the results of dropping the doll onto these. He took the doll out of the jar and twisted it's head so that it looked backwards. He then put it back in the jar.

 

"GAH!" Saix had a brief flash of looking at jagged rocks, and his neck had the most horrible pain, before he regained his sight. He felt like spiders were all over him, not a very nice feeling.
Gritting his teeth, Saix took out the scissors... and snipped voodoo Xaldin's hair off!
OOC: NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Xaldin watched in horror as his hair seemed to start falling out. This meant war. He grabbed the doll and tied it's legs in a knot. He then drew spots all over the face. Saix was in for a shock. It looked like he had measles.

 

Saix snarled and grabbed a cup of water. Taking Xaldin's doll, he stuffed it in the cup of water. It fell in and drifted to the bottom. See how Xaldin liked it when HE was being drowned.

 

Larxene poked her head into Saix's room. "Hey Saix, don't you think you sho-" She started, then noticed him shoving a Xaldin doll into a cup of water. She walked over to him and hit him, grabbing the cup. "Dude, dolls aren't for dunking, voodoo or not" She scolded, warping out of his room and back into her room. She pulled the doll out, throwing the cup. She pulled a cloth from a drawer next to her and ruffled the doll dry, then set it behind all her other dolls incase Saix came back for it.

 

Xaldin flailed around on the floor. He couldn't get his breath. What was Saix up to? He grabbed the Saix doll and sat on it. The doll flattened. He gasped for breath, and then tried to get up. He fell back with a thump, his bottom squashing the doll again.

 

Saix suddenly was thrown on the ground. An immense weight squashed him. Ouch.
Dragging himself across the ground, he grabbed the Larxene voodoo doll he had and started torturing it. Opening the window, he threw it outside. It tumbled down, down, down, down, and disappeared into a dark chasm.

 

Xaldin felt a sense of smug satisfaction. He then remembered that he had baked beans on toast for breakfast, and they upset his stomach. Poor Saix.......He!He!

 

OOC: T_T I hate you. Naw. J/K
BIC:
Saix scuttled across the ground, still feeling squashed. Opening a portal, he appeared under Xaldin and grabbed his doll free. He warped away, hugging his own voodoo doll.

 

Xaldin started to laugh. He found that he couldn't stop. He rolled around clutching his sides. Saix had just had a lesson he wouldn't forget in a hurry.

ooc: Sorry about the beans. My chibi devil told me to do it!

 

Larxene was suddenly flung to her wall, then to the other, then back, then onto the floor. "Owww..." She groaned, shaking her head and sitting up. She walked to her bed and sat on it, huddling into her pillows. "Ho crap... Saix has a voodoo me..." She mumbled, frightened.

 

"I have a voodoo doll of everyone, Larxene," Saix said, walking into her room. He held out a the voodoo doll of Larxene and threw it to her. "Do what you wish with it." Turning around, he smirked and said, "Now, if you excuse me, I have a Sora voodoo doll to maim."

 

Axel blinked, then scampered off. He knew that Saix being nice to him was a rare thing, and that he should take advantage of it while he could. He arrived at the place where Demyx was laying before. "Demyx! DEMYX! You okay, buddy?! Good news! I just found out what... Demyx...?"

He was gone. Axel blinked, confused. Then he looked down, thinking hard about the disappearance of his friend. "Huh... I coulda sworn this was the place where he--" He gave a sharp gasp, and was still for a moment. Then, with a slight groan, he collasped on the ground, revealing a grinning Demyx behind him.

Demyx un-summoned his sitar which, he'd used to whack Axel on the back of the head with, and stared down at the uncontious redhead beneath him. "Abandon me for some petty, cheap-*** blackmail, huh...?" Demyx growled in a voice that wasn't his own. There was an insane twinkle in his eye.

He chuckled maliciously, bent down, and grabbed Axel's ankle. "I'll show ya..."

With that, Demyx portalled off somewhere.

 

"Meep.." Larxene whimpered, grabbing the doll of herself. She set it down with her other organization dolls, then attempted to throw a pillow at his head. She rasberried him, then shocked him until he was out fo her room."Moon boy.." She mumbled, grinning.

 

Saix retreated out of the room and trotted downstairs. He heard some scuffle, and what sounded like the snap of Demyx's sitar's strings. Just as he reached the end of the corridor, he saw black smoke disappearing, signalling that a Corridor of Darkness had been opened. Curious, Saix tracked where they were going, and followed with his own Corridor of Darkness.

 

Axel’s nose twitched. Cold… He felt cold… How… Weird. He felt cold… And… And wet.

Wet.

WET?!

Axel’s eyes snapped open. Immediately, a wave of pain washed over his head – he felt like King Kong was throwing a wild house party inside his brain. His eyes snapped back shut as he groaned. Faintly, he could hear music being played.

“Hello… Axel…†a voice hissed.

Axel slowly opened his eyes again, blinking rapidly. Is that… Demyx’s voice…? he wondered.

He opened his eyes once more... and squealed in fright. Beneath him, was a huge gurgling river. It seemed like it was full of rocks – the white water frothed up often, showering him with a misty breeze every now and then. Axel was dangling upside down by a skimpy rope attached to his ankles. He tried shielding his face from the relentless mist, but he couldn’t move his hands. With a shock, he realized that his arms were tied behind his back, too. They were soaking wet with water, so he couldn’t burn them to get himself free… Even if he could – who’d want to plunge headfirst into those rapids below him?

“D-Demyx?!†Axel whimpered, looking around for the Waterboy. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw him, calmly playing his sitar, both of his eyes closed in concentration. He was on a rise of land that stretched up on both sides of Axel. Relief flowed through him. “AH! Demyx! Get me down from here! You know how water makes me.â€

Demyx was silent a while, then smirked. “‘Demyx, do this!’ ‘Demyx do that!’†he said in a mocking voice. “‘Demyx’, ‘Demyx’, ‘Demyx!’ That’s all you see me as, isn’t it? Just your stupid lackey who follows you around doing whatever you say! ISN’T IT?!â€

Axel blinked. “Well… Uh… Yeah.†he replied, honestly.

Wrong answer.

Without hesitating, Demyx raised his sitar, and shot Axel in the face with a powerful jet-stream of water. Axel screamed. “AAAAAGHHHHH!!! Demyx, what are ya—â€
“SHUT UP!†Demyx snapped. Axel gasped and stared at him, wide-eyed. “I’m sick of being mistreated and playing second to a guy who wears eye-liner!â€
“Hey, I don’t—â€
Demyx shot Axel with another stream of water. “I don’t care! From here on out, you do what I say.†He glared at Axel for a few moments, then started playing his sitar again.

Axel gulped, swinging back and forth, and dripping wet with the dreaded water. He stared up at river below him. Was it him…? Or was it rising…? “W-What are you doing, Demyx…?†he asked, weakly.

Demyx was silent a while, then answered in a low voice. “Heh… Just 5 minutes ago, this was nothing but an empty riverbed…†He looked up at Axel, smiling coldly. “Amazing what one can do when driven by hate and spite…†He chucked maliciously. “If I work faster, I might be able to fill up the rest of it in just two…â€

Axel gulped, then said weakly. “Um… Uh… D-Demyx… As your superior, I order you to—â€
“HAH! Superior?! And what right have you to call yourself THAT?! You’re barely a rank higher than me! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Pyro.â€
“Th-Then I’m asking you as a friend…†Axel whimpered. He began thrashing about madly. “PLEASE, Demyx, get me down from here!†He looked like a worm on speed.
“No. You said it yourself. You don’t see me as a friend. You see me as a lackey,†Demyx replied, coldly.
“I’M SORRY!†Axel squealed.
“Please…†he scoffed. “You’re just saying that to save your own skin. Either say it and mean it, or don’t say it at all.â€

Axel gulped and looked up again. The water had calmed down by now and was flowing smoother, but still at a very fast speed. Little swirls of white drifted by every now and again on the clear, blue surface. He couldn’t be anymore than a couple of yards away from the surface now... Suddenly, a shocking realization hit Axel. “AGH! D-Demyx! What’ll happen when the water covers my head?!â€

“Heh… Hehhehhehhehheh…†Demyx shot Axel a malicious grin. “…We’ll see.
Axel’s eyes snapped wide open. “WE’LL SEE?!†he shrieked. He started thrashing around some more. “Oh, HELL nah!!!!! DEMYX, YOU’D BETTER GET ME DOWN FROM HERE THIS SECOND OR ELSE I’LL…!â€

Demyx sighed, still grinning at the screaming Axel, who was obviously loosing his cool. Music to my ears… He started playing his sitar once again; this time, faster than he’d ever done before.

 

Zeixon, with his now swollen up face, put a mask over his face and secretly teleported to Saix's room, stealing all the voodoo dolls of the members, one by one...

He then put a fake copy of all the members and teleported back to his room and whipped out his new laptop (thankfully it wasn't smashed up by Sai'x!!) And went to a search engine to find a way on how to de-voodoo these dolls, before its too late...

 

Larxene laid back down on her bed, twiddling her fingers. "Wonder what Demyx and Axel are doing.." She wondered aloud. "Demyx is probobly playing with his rubber.." She started, then her voice trailed away. An evil grin crept up her face. "Rubber ducky.." she cackled. One thing was in her mind now. Blackmail. And with that, she portaled out of her room.

Larxene slowley opened the door to Demyx's room. No one was in it. She had a sharp, thick needle in one of her hands as she crept in, searching for the duck. She found it on the bed, and slowley, carefully reached her hand across the bed to the duck, acting like if she grabbed it an alarm would go off. She snatched it and waited. Nothing. She grinned and squeezed the duck. It made a squeezy noise. "This is going to be fun.." She whispered as she waltzed herself out of Demyx's room.

(Mwahahaha..... *giggles madley* Rubber ducky...