Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Larxene kicked the cleaning equipment right back at saix, hitting him in the back of the head. She walked off Zexion's balcony and past Saix, shoving him over with just a poke of her finger in his side. It worked against most of the organization members... somtimes. She daintily walked away, shuffling through the ashes which collected on her shoes, but made less to clean.. Barley.

 

Saix shook his head to rid himself of the mop that decided to stick to his head. Rubbing his arm, he looked at Zexion and stared.
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Starting to be... confused, he took a step back, mumbled a farewell, and left.

 

Axel yanked off the bucket, and tossed it at Saix's head. "THAT'S THE THIRD TIME, SAILOR MOON!!!! THE THIRD TIIIIME!!!!" he cried, panicked. Steam started rising off his body again. He started shaking, and turned back to Demyx, a complete mess. "How... Do you stand it...?" he whimpered. "So... Cold..... So.... Wet...."

Demyx shrugged.

 

Grabbing his ipod, he began to shuffle his songs and then did a rude gesture to Sai'x as he was listening to System of a Down and yelled in a sad but matter-of-fact sort of way, 'You stole the sake from the superior, not me! Just wait till I show the superior the nifty video tape of you being drunk!!'

He smiled and then started singing, depressed moogles danced in the air o_0 Zeixon looked really confused as his own moogles floated away one by one. He then turned to Xaldin said morosely to him, 'No one listens to me T-T' He had always admired Xaldin for being at least more sane than himself and then looking at Sai'x running away he muttered darkly, 'That Coward.'
He sent thousands of flaming books after Sai'x and yawned feeling rather dazed.

 

"You need some alone time, buckeroo" Larxene said, walking back with a towel. She started shuffling it over axel's hair to dry it, then left it there and left, saying "You do the rest, spiky". She opened a warp hole and stpped through it, closing it after her.

 

Axel walked out, furriously rubbing his head. "Ah.... It... It... It "the opposite of burns"...." he muttered. He started thinking about how to get back at Saix. Okay... No more Mister Nice Guy.... I moon the guy ONCE, and what does he do?! He soaks me with ice cold water.... THREE times... It all ends here!

He giggled to himself as he devised a plan.

 

Saix ran from the books. Quickly running inside a room, he watched as the books zoomed pass. He breathed a sigh of relief.
No one likes me, he thought. Oh well. He shrugged and walked off. Wait a second. Zexion said he had a video of him being drunk.....
"ZEXION! DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT VIDEO!" Saix appeared in the room, swinging around his claymore, and in berserk mode

 

"He can show it... it's even on YouTube!" Larxene snapped, poking her head out of a small port hole, then closing it before Saix could do anything about it. From her room where she really was, she was cackling mindlessly. She hugged her organization XIII plushies, grinning. "Mwahahaha..." She mumbled, still a tight grip on her darling plushies.

 

Xaldin looked at the list of jobs left to do. No way he was cleaning the sinks. He looked further down....wash the curtains. Yes he would do that. He could spend ages doing it and it meant he could go pretty much anywhere. He may even find some spare paper. He decided to start at the top and work down. He wandered down the corridors until he got to the foot of the stairs leading up the tower. He hated going to Xemnas's quarters, so he would get this one out the way. He slowly trudged up the steps.

 

Saix smashed Zexion's computer, then raced off. Heh, he had voodoo dolls. AND THEY ACTUALLY WORKED! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!
He entered his room and picked up a Zexion voodoo doll. Taking out a small needle, he stabbed it in the arm.

 

Feeling a tiny bit of pain in his arm, Zeixon smirked happily. Sai'x was way too late, for the video had been sent to the superior and it has already been published in youtube...:D He then teleported to Sai'x's Room and began to send hoards of flaming books after him while looking at voodoo dolls in his room...

They seemed to look exactly like the members, each and every one of them, and coincidentially, he found Sai'x's Voodoo doll of himself, and then s******ed to himself, I wonder what this would do?...

Before Sai'x could stop him, he was already pining down pins and needles around Sai'x, humming happily yet morosely.

 

"NOOOOOOOO! NOT MISTER FUZZY-SAN!" Saix leapt toward Zexion and pinned him to the ground. Grabbing his voodoo doll, he hugged it. Then, pulling out all the needles, threw them. They all stabbed into Zexion's voodoo doll. All in the face.

 

Xaldin trudged down the corridor dragging the curtains. "What's all the fuss about Guys? Are you both playing with dolls? Oh wait until the others hear about this. They won't believe it!"

 

Saix looked up and quickly stuffed his own voodoo doll in his pocket.
"Don't you dare tell a word about this," he snarled. His hair started to stick up, and his teeth started lengthening as he went into Berserk Mode.

 

"Attack me and everyone will know you crazy idiot. Do you think the others would respect you the same if they knew you played with dolls. What next? Hair ribbons and dresses. What are you, Xemnas's favourite little girl?"

Xaldin was enjoying teasing Saix, as Saix always reacted.

 

Zeixon felt sheer pain on his face, and his face began to puff a little, he had allergies to pins...

'Xaldin, look what I've found, Voodoo dolls of the organization.. This explains why every time anyone says something bad about Sai'x, you feel pain the next day...' He murmured, feeling his face bulge a little...

Zeixon stumbled out of Sai'x's room, and teleporting to his room, he jumped on the bed and buried his face under the pillow, with treacles of tears flowing down his cheeks.

 

"Saix, you're one sick puppy!"

Xaldin left Saix's room and rushed to Zexion's room to see if he was ok. He knocked on the door and waited for an answer. "It's me, Xaldin. Are you ok?"

 

'No........ It hurtsssss, oh God the sting, it hurtssssssss!!' Zeixon murmured, trying to speak through his swelled face, only making him feel more pain as he did so.

Zeixon then shedded a few more tears, feeling more pain from the fact that his face was squashed under the pillows, hiding himself from the world... Its Sai'x's fault that he never got a girlfriend to be with him for more than a week, it was like as if Sai'x wanted Zeixon to feel tormented.

 

Xaldin slipped through the door and looked in sympathy at Zexion, He got a cold flannel and held it out. "It will stop the swelling. Have you got the Saix one?"

 

"Oh wait until the others hear about this. They won't believe it!"

Axel perked up. "Ya hear that, Demyx?" he asked, grinning. "That is blackmail in the waiting...." He chuckled to himself, and started off toward where the words were said. "All we need to do is go check it ou--"
"Wait a sec, Axel..." Demyx said, grabbing the redhead's sleeve.
"Hmmm...?" Axel turned around. "What is it, Waterboy?"
"Before you go and get yourself killed, or something worse, could you do me a favor...?"
Axel blinked. "Uh.... Sure... What?"

Demyx sighed, and fell down on his butt hard, slumping down on the floor. "Could... Could you take me to the hospital...? I kinda think the bleeding shoulda stopped now..." he murmured.

Axel suddenly realized that the injuries Saix had given Demyx still hadn't quite gotten better. He blinked, then looked back toward the place where he'd heard the threat. "Uh... Um... Ah..." He started walking backwards a little. "Uh-hum... J-Just hold on a little longer, okay, Demyx...?" he asked, nervously.
Demyx's eyes got wide. He looked up at Axel, disbelief in his eyes. "Wha... You're just gonna leave me here?!" he whimpered.
"Agh...! Uh.... Blackmail, Demyx! BLACKMAIL...!" Axel whined back, stepping backwards a little fast.
"No...! Axel... Don't leave...!" Demyx murmured, collasping on the ground.
"I'll come back as soon as possible...!" Axel said, running off.
"Oh, you cheap, backstabbing, sunnova..." Demyx grumbled. "HOW many times have I saved your butt today...?!" He was trying to force himself to stay awake.

"J-Just... stay calm, and try not to pass out, okay?!" Axel shouted over his shoulder.

Too late. Demyx was already laying motionless on the ground

((Oh, I am SO very eviiiillll.... >3))