Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Saix trotted down the burned hallway, snacking on a cookie. It was suprising (sp?) on how he was so light and thin when he ate a lot of sweets.
"He is dead? Good," he said, watching as Demyx poked Axel. Summoning his claymore, Saix proceeded to poke Axel with it.

 

Larxene listened. No more screams. She slid off her bed, feeling a little dizzy as she stood up. She shook her head and walked out of her room, glancing down the hall. She walked up to Axel and bent down to him. "Axeeeeel.... Saix is taking your Ps2....." She cooed, trying to make it seem like he still had one. She poked him, then finally caved in and pulled his hair until she fell over with a few strands of his hair in her grasp.

 

That gave Saix an idea.
Walking over to Axel's hair, he tugged on a lock. No response. He smirked, even better.
Picking up the pyromaniac, he proceeded to carry him into the practically still existing and clean bathroom. Placing Axel in the shower, he turned the water temperature to cold and turned it on.

 

Larxene followed and whacked Saix across the head, turning the water off and dragging Axel back out the the hallway, laying him back down and poking him again, occasionally pulling his hair again and again.

 

Saix rubbed his head, mumbling. Unsummoning his claymore, he walked off. He drew another cookie out of his pocket and started munching on it.

 

Axel finally blinked. "Ughhhhhh..... What hit me...? A freight train...?" He sat up. Gah... I hate hang-overs... he thought as he rubbed the back of his head. He blinked. "And why do I suddenly feel wet...? And cold...?" He looked up at all of them, his eyes wide.

 

ooc: Zeixon is a flaming notebook?!

Zeixon smiled to himself gingerly as he posted the 'Movie' about saving him from two drunk individuals on youtube and then getting bored, he walked out and locked the double doors.
He walked drearily into the kitchen and took all the pizzas from the table, and sneaked one into Larxene's room, for whacking the Fire extinguisher at her accidentally...
He then took the other twelve pizzas to his room and began checking in what the other members had chosen to eat...

Before long, he also grew bored and shutted all the pizzas, went to the balcony (leaving all the pizzas on his bed with moogles protecting it) and feeling suicidal, he sat on the edge of the bar that lead to a huge cliff...

 

"Really looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong story" Larxene cooed, letting go of the lock of hair she was about to pull. "Saix almost drenched you in freezing cold water. "Should I, 1. pull his hair for destroying everything or 2. whack him and tell him what he did while still whacking him.." she thought, rubbing her chin with her hand.

 

Being more depressed for no reason, Zeixon then stood onto the pole, which just nearly skimmed a HUGE Cliff and walking on the pole, he gave a winning glance to his moogles inside.

I've finally not been into trouble or found out that I am on the brink of suicide...!! he thought happily, hopping from one place to anpther on the pole as if he was some famous daredevildoing his gracefully yet fatal stunts.

 

Saix came inside Zexion's room, saw Zexion and shouted, "YOU'RE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He added, more quietly, "And if not, then I'll make sure you do."
OOC: Saix is so OOC in here. T_T

 

Larxene mauled/tackled Saix to the ground from behind, yelling "NOBODY HURTS SILENT PEOPLES!" She picked him up and shook him wildley and them threw him out of Zexion's room, making him slam into a wall uncofortubly. "Aaaaanyway... I was wondering why the heck there are pizza's on your bed and one on mine" She questioned, ignoring the fact that he was trying to go scuiecide.

 

Axel rubbed his arms with his his hands, trying to work out the wetness. He watched Saix get thrown voilently out of Zexion's room, and sighed. "What, do you have something against me or something...?" he grumbled. "This is the second time, ya know... THE SECOND TIME...!"

 

Zeixon looked at them airily and then began to whimper in silence...
'Oh god not again T-T' he whispered as he looked at the intruders that were in his room, did a backflip, almost falling off the pole and killing himself and said to Larxene, as if he was stupid, 'How did those pizzas get there?'
He turned his head 270 degrees anticlockwise and looked at both Sai'x and Axel, in dismay...

They definately are gonna tell the superior now T-T I bet My next punishment is being locked up in the dungeons or being whipped by superior for trying to commit suicide again... he thought sadly as he drooped his shoulders, and because from the stress of thinking, his sweaty palms accidentally slipped on the pole and holding his keychain moogle, he did his little trick as he almost fell into his doom.

 

Saix lifted his eyebrows, then suddenly ran off screaming, "SUPERIOR! ZEXION IS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Not again! Xemnas is going to be really annoyed with him." Xaldin ambled over to see what the matter was. "Want me to use my spears to get him down?" Anything would be more exciting than chores. Xaldin looked at the drop below Zexion and gulped. "Maybe not the spears."

 

Zeixon then sighed without emotion and let himself go of the pole, feeling his body weight, dropping himself down the cliff...
One of his little moogles then followed after him and carrying his drawing book, the moogle used it as a parachute... o_0

 

Larxene dashed out to Zexion's balcony, watching him fall with wide eyes. She held the railing bar and started banging her head against it. "Stupid, Stupid STUPID" She kept repeating to herself. "I should've known he was going to go scuiecide when I asked him!" She thought, banging her head harder on the bar.

 

((One quick post for the night! XDDD (My parents are away. >.> )))

Axel's head snapped up. "Zexion's attempting suicide?!" he screamed, panicked. without thinking, he rushed over to the balcony, and jumped off. "Don't worry, little buddy! I'm comin'!" He screamed. "KAMIKAZEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Fuh-woooommmmm....

"Eh...?" Axel looked back up to see Zexion now floating above him! "A PARACHUTE?!?!" Axel screamed. He looked back down. Oh yeah, that's right.... I shoulda worn a parachute...

He blinked, then began flailing his arms about, shrieking. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Demyx rushed up to the balcony. "YOU IDIOT!!!!" he shouted to Axel, shooting his arm forward.

Axel covered his eyes just as he was about to hit the ground, but before he could, a portal appeared. A few seconds later, he appeared from the portal in the ceiling, and hit the floor with a THWAK! He groaned.

Demyx picked him up roughly, then started shaking Axel visciously. "Do I have to look after you AALL the time?!" he demanded.

"AAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAA....." Axel moaned, his neck cracking in 20 different places. "Sss-top sh-sh-shaking my-y f-foo-kin' h-head!"

 

Saix came into Zexion's room, looking very please.
"The Superior would like you to scrub the castle, or what is left of it, from top to bottom," he said with a smirk. He threw a bucket of water at Axel (it landed UPSIDE-DOWN on his head), and mops, brushes, and different cleaning equipment at Demyx and Larxene.
"And, he says no more stealing from his private store of Sake," Saix concluded.

 

Xaldin did the only thing he could. Created a gust of wind that blew Zexion back onto the balcony. Unfortunately the aim wasn't so good so they all landed in a heap, moogles & all.

"You will be so in trouble this time. Why don't you talk to someone about this. We can help you...."

Xaldin was concerned that he wouldn't be near enough next time and Zexion would go splat. He liked Zexion in a crazy dark way. Zexion was always more depressed than him.