Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Demyx looked up. Did He just hear someone call him? He sighed. "Better go see what they want... Man... Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here...?" He dropped the mop he was holding, and made the water-clones disappear. Grumbling to himself, he started to portal off.

He arrived at the scene with a, "You rang...?" He looked around at the flames. "HOLY CRAP!!!! Axel, what the hell is WRONG with you?!"

Axel giggled a little, then started singing, "*hic!* I'ma dude... He's a dude... She's a dude... CUZ WE'RE ALL DUDES! HEY!!!"

Demyx stared at him. "Oh, great... Just what we need... A drunk pyroman--" He glanced at Saix. "Make that TWO drunken pyromaniacs..." he grumbled, rolling his eyes.

"WATCH THIS!" Axel shouted, waving the sake bottle in the air. He filled his cheeks with it, then started blowing little fireballs everywhere, giggling up a storm. Demyx started putting out the fire that was already there out with his water powers, but he needed a little help. He glanced at Zexion. "Uh... Little help, please?!" he whined

 

"NO ONE PUTS OUT THE PRETTY FIRE! *hic hic hic hic hic*" Saix collasped, hiccuping. He smirked, crazily, and pulled out his claymore. Thousands of Nobodies appeared behind him and rushed to attack Demyx.

 

"Oh god Oh god Oh god" Larxene kept repeating, huddled up in her bed. "Wildfire.. nobody putting it out.. EVERYONE'S GONE EITHER DRUNK OR CRAZY!" She yelled, hugging herself tightly, scared. She grabbed one of her organization XIII plushie from the head of her bed and hugged it. She didn't care which one it was. She just wanted comfort.

 

Demyx craned his neck backwards to see what was happening. "What the.... GWAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" He was suddenly tackled by what seemed a million Dusks. The jet stream of water disappeared, and the fire started growing back with a vengance. Demyx squeaked fearfully as a burning piece of debris came dangerously close to dropping on his head. He'd use his water-powers to save himself, but they were pinned beneathe the endless mound of Nobodies on top of him.

"YAAAAAAH! AXEL?!" he screamed, panicked. Axel was off in his own little world, though, waving his sake bottle around, and singing, "What would you do if a drunk-en sail-lor, what would you do if a drunk-en sail-lor, what would you do if a drunk-en sail-lor was drinkin in da moooorning!" (((On a random note... I have no idea if that's the lyrics of the song. XD Who cares though? Axel's drunk! XDDD))) Then, he started blowing more flames.

Demyx blinked. Another flaming piece of debris fell right in front of his face. He yelp and held his face back as much as he could. "YAAAAAAH! S-Somebody help! HELP MEEE!!!!" At this rate, he'd be roasted alive... Not a pretty picture.

 

Larxene came out of her ball. "So many flames.. but they need help.. but IM GONNA DIE! But they're my friends.." She said, argueing with herself. She caved in and warped off her bed and into the flaming halls. She sent a bolt of lighting at a large flame,then made it come back like a boomerang. It soaked up the flames and disapeared with the lightning in just a small puff of smoke. when she caught a glimpse of Axel, she dsahed right over to him and pulled his hair hard to get him to pay attetion to what was happening. "PUT OUT THE FIRES YOU MORON!" She yelled in his ear.

 

Axel yelped a little, then looked back at Larxene. He grinned. "VEXEN! My man! What's *hic!* been goin' on, bro?" He grinned that same lopsided grin again. "What? You been *hic!* inhaling helium again? Your voice sounds all *hic!* high like.." He giggled a little. Like a chimpmunk... he thought, grinned. He giggled a little more. "Hehhehhehhehheh... Chimpmunk.... HehhehhehhehhehhahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BWAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

 

"I AINT A CHIMPUNK! NORE VEXEN!" Larxene scolded, pulling Axel's hair more, even harder though. "Don't make me shave your head just to make you get un-drunk" She threatend, shocking him mildley.

 

Axel blinked, hiccupped, then blinked again. "So... You want me to *hic!* show you this cool trick I just picked up?" He grinned. "It's really *hic!* cool... And, like... *hic!* Cool and stuff."

 

Saix, leaving Demyx, came up to Larxene, hiccuping.
"LUXORD!" he roared, then collasped, laughing. He grabbed a flaming notebook and chucked it at Larxene.
OOC: He is calling Larxene, Luxord, just for the random bit of info.

 

After Zeixon's video tape had finished, he became sane again, and looking at them embarrasingly, he just wanted them to stop, since now the noise that he wanted to avoid was right there, banging into his ears. So he began to look for something that would put the flames out.
Looking behind him, Zeixon saw a fire extinguisher and without a second thought to call Demyx to stop it, he grabbed it and began hosing down the fire, by mistake, he also hosed down Sai'x and Axel, for their backs were in flames and they were floozing around like boozed up monkeys.

 

Larxene squealed and avoided the flaming notebook. Then she got an idea. She dashed to the nearest bathroom and came back with just a small cup of water. "Now, do the trick again" She told Axel. Before he could blow fire out of his mouth after drinking sake, she dumped the freezing water in his mouth. Instead of fire, all that had come out was tons of smoke, which started to smolder the fire, making it smaller. She shock abosrbed the small ebers on the side tables and plants that were left. "If you nead me, im taking this guy and chaining him up in the blank room" She said, dragging Axel with her down the now ashed halls towards what she called the Blank Room

 

Looking at what Larxene done to Axel made Zeixon laugh, and then handing over the full extinguisher of fire he said happily, 'Knock yourself out!'
He then got his video camera and walked into the studio room, locking the double doors and went into the movie composing room, where he was about to post it on youtube...

 

Xaldin dumped the black bags outside and shifted the recycling boxes. His next job was to take the rugs out to air them. There were loads of rugs around, but fortunately Saix had destroyed most of them. Xaldin took the huge rug from Xemnas's study and hung it outside. He didn't want to beat it so he used the wind to control the carpet beaters. He grumbled as someone had hidden the vacuum cleaner. Someone always did this to him. He ate a chocolate bar while he watched the work.

 

Larxene literly DID knock herself out. The fire extinguisher had hit her head then fell, landing hard down on her foot. She fell over and fainted. Her hand only twitvched and that was it from her.

 

Walking back to the study, dragging the rug, Xaldin was bored. He put the rug back and then wandered off randomly down corridors. He spotted a crumpled black form. Larxene was lying unconscious on the floor. Xaldin lifted her up and wandered to her room. She would have a bump on her head from the extinguisher. He was too scared of her reaction to ask her exactly what she was doing at the time. He laid her on the bed and wandered to the sink to get a damp cloth. Putting the cooling cloth on her head, he wondered if he should get help, but she was breathing ok and just seemed to be sleeping. Xaldin decided that looking after an unconscious Larxene was far preferable to cleaning rugs.

 

Axel was holding his neck and coughing up smoke on the floor. "Ow..." he whined. "That hurt..." He looked up and found Xaldin hanging all over Larxene and shouted, "HEY!!!!" he screamed. "Xigbar, lookit dis coo-al trick I jus' found out!"

He picked up another bottle of sake, then started snapping his fingers again to get a flame started. It took a few tries, but he eventually got it. He grinned, poured some sake into his mouth, held his flaming hand to his open mouth, and inhaled deeply.

Too deeply.

The flames went backwards into his mouth, and instantly caught on fire. And that was one of the few places Axel wasn't fire-resistant. He stared at the fire roaring in his mouth for a second, then let loose an ear-splitting scream. "YAAAAAAAAH!!!! HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He ran around, flailing his arms, and spewing flames all over the place. Luckily, this time they didn't catch on anything.

 

"Why is everyone destructive today?" Xaldin watched Axel run past the doorway, seemingly breathing fire. He mopped Larxene's brow. He could sit here daydreaming and no one would miss him. What a way to get out of spring cleaning!

 

"huh... ow... what, just.. happend?" Larxene mumbled, sitting up for a second and rubbing her head, the cloth slipping off. She looked to her door and watched Axel go crazy. She shook her head, sighing. "He's an idiot.." She mumbled, looking at Xaldin. "Somtimes I just want to tape him to a wall with nothing around for him to destroy.." She smiled, thinking of the joy that would be for her.

 

Saix shook his head. The drunkeness had worn off.... AND..... he was hungry. Saix was well known for having a sweet tooth. So he trotted off to go and get a cookie, or two.

 

Axel screamed again, flames shooting out of his mouth again. He looked around, panicked. There had to be SOME way to get those stupid flames out WITHOUT using water!!! He glanced around, then spotted the sake bottle in his hand. OF COURSE!!! With that, he poured the rest of the alchohol on the flames.

FAH-WOOOOSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say, it didn't exactly make matters better...

Axel dropped the sake bottle, and let loose another piercing (SP?) scream. It was at that time that Demyx finally pulled himself out of the mound of Dusks. He panted a while, glanced at Axel, and sighed. Then, he summoned his sitar and shot the redhead with several water balls in the face. Axel stopped screaming, and sat there, taking the hits. The fire went out almost instantly.

After a few seconds, Demyx stopped. Axel stood there, his face dripping, and staring into space for a moment, then collapsed on the ground, twitching. Demyx sighed, waved his sitar away, and walked over to him. "And you wonder why we call you stupid..." he scoffed, crossing his arms.

Axel didn't move. His eyes were wide open in shock still, and there was a thin black fog seeping out of his mouth. Demyx blinked. "Uh... Axel?" Nothing. He bent down, and poked him. "Axel...? Aaaaaaaaaaaxeeeeeeeeel.....?"