Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Saix was bored. His eyes twitched, he shifted and walked the castle constantly, trying to entertain himself. The last time he had gotten bored, the castle could be barely called a castle.
Flashback:
Saix was bored. So, he decided to entertain himself. After creeping into the basement, he had "accidentally" (coughcough) threw a flaming match into a bunch of wine, brandy, beer, and alcholic drinks. Well, they instantly flamed and had fumes rise up and got Saix drunk, which had made him destroy practically everything in the castle. Thank Kingdom Hearts that he hadn't sent the castle flying off its foundation.
End Flashback
Saix shook his head. At least he knew NOT to burn wine.

 

ooc: Lol, burning down the castle is his hobby? XD

Zeixon hugged his innocent moogles as he fell into a deep sleep, snoozing on a whole pile of moogles on his bed.

 

((( *didn't even know it was possible to get drunk off of alchoholic (SP?) fumes* XDDDD Dat's funneh. =3

--Edit--

GRAWR!!! NO TIME TO POST!!! DX Stupid bus! Stupid school! I wish I didn't have to go for another week... >.>' )))

 

4 more figures... then 5... and soon enough there were 12 figures across the page. She started to add the details to their faces, each one having his own special expression. "This is going to turn out great, I just know it" She said, slowley sketching out Demyx's face.

 

After the most comforting sleep of his week, Zeixon awoke and getting out of his bed he went to his work desk and began to write and draw what he had seen in his dreams.

Soon after, Zeixon could not help turning on his new laptop and he began to surf the internet, and feeling peckish, he took out his secret stash of sweeties and began munching them carefully, since his most special talent usually depends on a sweets such as candy to drive him to create such masterpieces he does.

He used to make portraits of each organization member and they hung it in their room proudly (Zeixon typically asks the member what they would like on the portrait) Until one day Sai'x destroyed his art reputation and also destroyed his first set of moogles. He still did art but never showed it to anyone anymore.

 

Larxene grinned, smiling at her artwork. So far, she had Demyx putting up bunny fingers behind Saix, with Saix growling evily at him, then Roxas getting a brainfreeze from his ice cream, and then Axel pointing at Roxas from the far right, looking like he was laughing. Soon enough she had drawn every member. Xaldin stabbing paper on the ground rapidly with a spear, Zexion cuddling a moogle, Xibar trying to a pull a hook off his hand, Xemnas, holding a bucket of hearts and snarling "MIIIIINE", Vexen holding two test tubs and half his face is black. Lexeus is hiding behind Xemnas, Marluxia his hugging flowers, and Luxord looks like he's drowning in flowers. Larxene laughed at her masterpeice, grabbed it, and ran off to show somebody who'd she'd think would like it.

 

Saix twitched.
Twitch. Twitch.
Suddenly, he snapped.
Grabbing about three hundred box fulls of matches, he ran pass Larxene's, Zexion's, Axel's, and Xaldin's room, intent on burning something. Something like.... SAKE!

 

(((Ukali, you really don't have anything else better to do, don't ya? XDDD)))

Axel did a double take at Saix running. "Hey... HEY! Sailer Moon! Where are goin' in such a rush? Do you know who destroyed my room?" He cocked an eyebrow, and looked at what he was carrying. "... And why do you have my book of delux matches...?"

 

Saix's head turned 180 degrees to look at Axel.
"Wouldn't you like to know," he said coldly. He warped down to the basement. Quickly striking several matches, he threw them into several bottles of wine and alchoholic beverages. He quickly warped back up to the same floor as Axel, smirking.
"My boredom has been solve," he said, wiping his hands free of ash.

 

Axel stroked his chin thoughtfully, looking Saix up and down. Then, in the same position, he started to circle around The Beserker. He looked him up and down one more time, then inquired, "You've been burning sake, haven't you...?"

He stared accusingly at Saix for a moment then whined, "And you didn't invite me?!" He pouted and crossed his arms, glaring at Saix once again.

 

Larxene screeched to a stop infront of Demyx's room. She sniffed the air "What smells like... burning alchaholics?" She questioned herself, her eye twitching. She gagged slightly on the horrid smell, then her eyes widend. "Not again.." She whispered, turning around and warping right up next to Saix. She grabbed his arm and slammed him into a wall.

"DON'T-" She slammed him into another wall. "BURN-" She stopped and whacked him across the head. "ALCHAHOL!" She finished, sending him into a wall, then sending him flying down what seemed as a endless hallway. Larxene fled by opening a random door next to her and going into it. It usually was a random hallway. But finally it wasn't a hallway; It was her room. "Why me.." She whined, slumping dow against her door. She could still smell the horrid burning alchaholics. She twitchd and put her hand over her mouth and nose.

 

Axel stared at Larxene smacking Saix around. After she got through, he glanced aroubd, then shouted after him, "Yeah, Saix! Don't burn alchoholics!" He glanced around a little more, then took off, giggling to himself. There's gotta be SOME bottles of sake that amateur hasn't burned yet... I'll go check Mansex's room...

With the stealth of a ninja, he slipped into Xemnas's room unnoticed. Great... He's not in here... Giggling to himself, he checked under the bed, in drawers, and in the closets. He sighed, and was about to give up, when he spotted a chest... Waaaay in the back of the closet. He'd almost missed it.

He grinned, and after a few minutes of swimming through Organization XIII cloaks and black and white suits, he arrived to it. He tried to open it, but it was locked. "Durn it... I wish Roxas was here..." he grumbled. "Now I have to pick the lock myself..." Summoning his chackram, he soved a pointy end into the keyhole, and twisted it around a little.

It wasn't long before he got his reward. He grinned, tipped open the lid.... And grinned even more. He reached inside, and pulled out the bottles. "And Axel said... LET THERE BE SAKE!!!!!" He gave a little evil laugh, kidnapped, about 8 bottles, closed the lid again, and portalled off somewhere.

(((Dum, dum, DUUUUUUUUM!!!!!! O.o)))

 

ooc: Lool! Revenge!

After eating a whole ton of sweeties and writing half a book and drawing half a landscape picture, Zeixon was reeling with exhaustion and walking out of his room (he accidentally held his book he took ages to write the chilling story) and as he began to walk towards to the studio room he began thinking of doing something a little new, and grinned to himself as he walked through the double doors that lead to the high tec studio room.

 

Larxene heard some clanking from bottles. She put her ear to her door. She heard it again, only softer. She opened her door and growled. Xemnas's door was wide open. "Oh he's goood..." She mumbled, slipping out of her room. "DROP THE SAKE, AXEL!" She yelled, knowing after the beating no one other than Axel would want to burn sake. "Do it I'll tie you up and force you to watch educational Telavision for 5 hours straight!" She yelled as she slowley scanned all the hallways she had ever walked through. "Axeeelll... come out come out wherever you are... Im not going to hurt you... If you don't burn sake that is" She cooed as she walked down the hallway in which the basement door was. She still clutched the picture that she had drawn earlier

 

Axel knew that thy'd look for him in the basement... That was where Saix always did his little experiments. So he decided to go on the ROOF and burn the sake. He giggled to himself. "They'll never know... Oh, I'm goooood!" he murmured, pulling the top off the bottle. He examined it. "Hmmmm..... Weeeeeelll, there's no use in burning ALL of it..." he thought glancing around.

He took a quick gulp of it, then started coughing a little. "Man..." he said, wiping his eyes. "That stuff is STRONG! I like your taste, Xemmy..." He took a few more long gulps, then started giggling for no reason. He started giggling more and more, until he burped a huge long tongue of flame into the air. He stood there blinking for a second, then cracked up all over again.

"Heeheehee, hahhahhah!!!! MAN, that was awsome!" he shouted. He drank a little more of the sake, then got an idea. He swallowed what was in his mouth, filled his cheeks with more sake, and snapped his fingers, making a single flare appear in the palm of his hand. Lifting his hand up, he spit all of the sake on the flame, making it rear up and stretch what seemed like YARDS into the air. Then, it was gone. Just like that.

He cracked up. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!! AGAIN! AGAIN!!!!! " he shouted, snapping his fingers again. He filled his cheeks with even MORE sake than before, and spit it over the flame. Another second-lasting jumbo-flame. He fell on the ground, laughing himself into a coma. "I... I gotta *hic!* show this ta e'ery-*hic!*-body!" he murmured, his speech slurred.

He grabbed the bottles of sake he'd kidnapped, and stumbled back down the stairs and began wandering down the halls, giggling about nothing what-so-ever and taking a few swigs of the sake in his hands. It wasn't long before he ran into someone. "'Ey! *hic!* 'Ey, Roxas!" he shouted to Zexion. He was obviously so drunk he couldn't tell the difference between any of the Organization members anymore.

"W... Wanna *hic!* see some'in'... COOL?!" There was a lopsided grin on his face and his cheeks were a rosy red-ish color. "WATCH THIS!!!!" He filled his cheeks with sake, then spit it all over the ground. He blinked. "Oh, wait... Fuh-got *hic!* something!" He giggled, snapped his fingers to make the flare appear again, filled his cheeks with the sake, then spewed it everywhere.

Unfortunately, he forgot he was now inside and that the fire could catch on to something... It did. Ad it started to spread... Fast. Too drunk to realize the danger, Axel sighed and stared at the fire. "Lookit all da pretty flaaaames..." he said.

 

Saix sniffed. There was a difference between burning a few bottles of Sake, but pratically making an entire PAPER FIRE! (Lol. Burning paper. Get it. No, not really. Stupid joke.) He quickly warped down to see a drunk Axel, staring Zexion, burning room, and alcholic fumes. This made him get as drunk as Axel... and go berserk... and.....
"DESSSSSSSSSSSSTTRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Saix shouted, drunk and pulling out his claymore. He soaked in the moon's power, and... well... did was he did best.
(AKA. Beat the living crap out of Sora. J/K. *hic*)

 

(((Nope. Dun get it at all. =3)))

Axel watched Saix destroy everything in sight, then dropped on the floor, cracking up again. "BWAH HAHAHAHA-*hic!*-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Xemnas, you fuuuuunny!" Axel started pounding the floor with his hands and feet, laughing about a drunken psycho tearing up the castle and a huge fire ripping through what was left.

He sat up, drank some more sake, then shouted. "'EY! Lookit dis coo-al trick I jus' picked up!" he shouted. He created a HUGE flame in his hand, ffilled his cheecks with sake, and...

PUH-WOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A hallway in Castle Oblivion was now a charred black with a few scattered ashes here and there...

 

Saix laughed, grabbed a bottle of Sake, and downed it. Getting even more drunk, he started swinging his claymore around, shattering everything.
"Larxene!" he called. "*hic* When *hic* did *hic* you *hic* draw *hic* so *hic* much! *hic*" He toppled down, sending empty bottles of Sake into the flames. The residue of the alcholic drink sent more alcholic fumes up.

 

Zeixon just gawped at both Axel and Sai'x going beserk and got his mobile and began to ring Larxene, and when she picked it up, he began to murmur, 'Larxene, you'd better take a look at this. I think that both Axel and Sai'x have lost their minds...I wonder how poor Roxas is gonna take this in...'
But when Zeixon tripped on a bottle of sake, he then gawped even more, then a huge rare laughter arose from him, and he switched the phone off and sat down in the nearest chair and began to get his video camera so he could capture them like this.

 

"DEEEEEEEMYYYYYYYYYYXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!" Larxene screamed, moving her phone over to the raging fires. When she turned to see them herself, she froze and dropped her phone to the ground, only her hand twitching as she looked freaked out at the fires. Once she got a hold of herself, she warped back to her room, far away form where the flames were. "Axel you idiot..." She croaned, sitting on er bed and curling up into a ball like shap, head in her knees. "So much fire.. sooo many flaaames.." She whined softley.