Chore Time in the Castle that Never Was

Note: I will not post until four o'clock each day, so I'll have to get back to whatever is written here.....


Okay, here's a good RPG for you peoples. It takes place before Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

One day in the Castle that Never Was, Xemnas announces that it's time for the annual Spring Cleaning.

Characters:

Xigbar:
Weapon: Sniper Thingys (dont know what they're called )
Strengths: Walk on celings
Weakness: Only has one eye
Hobbies: Target Practice
Player: Darkvincent



Xaldin:
Weapon: Six Lances
Strengths: Chopping things
Weakness: Gets caught off-guard really easily
Hobbies: Cutting paper into various shapes
Player: Gharanth

Vexen:
Weapon: Sheild
Strength: Good at freezing stuff
Weakness: Not good at sword-like fighting
Hobbies: Ice sculpting
Player:

Leaxus:
Weapon: Tomahawk
Strength: Pounding things (sorry, I dont know much about the CoM members:o )
Weakness: Always has to have tomahawk shiny
Hobbies: Polishing tomahawk
Player:

Zexion:
Weapon: ????
Strength: ????
Weakness: Shy and quiet
Hobbies: Talking to stuffed Moogles
Player: MookieTheKeyToDestiny

Saix:
Weapon: Claymore
Strength: Being the boss
Weakness: Super-short temper
Hobbies: Staring at Kingdom Hearts
Player: ukali rules

Axel:
Weapon: Chakrams
Strength: Cooking (and burning) things
Weakness: WATER!
Hobbies: Practical Jokes
Player: 2Foxxie4U

Demyx:
Weapon: Sitar
Strength: Washing
Weakness: Listens to music up REALLY loud when working
Hobbies: Video games and being lazy
Player: Demyxu

Luxord:
Weapon: Deck of 52 cards
Strength: Polishing stuff to make it shiny
Weakness: Prefers to have others do the work for him
Hobbies: Solitare or poker
Player: Kingdom_Kid

Marluxia:
Weapon: Scythe
Strength: Adding flowers everywhere to add color to the room
Weakness: Overley obsessed with flowers
Hobbies: Tending to his garden
Player: Flowers-For-You

Larxene:
Weapon: Ummm, I dunno what they're called....:o
Strength: Knows when the room is really clean
Weakness: The only girl in the castle
Hobbies: Tormenting the boys
Player: Larxene~Miss~Antennae2~

Roxas:
Weapons: DOUBLE KEYBLADES!!!
Strength: Works well with others
Weakness: Distracted easily
Hobbies: Hanging out with Axel and Demyx
Player: sora59

Also, no Yaoi please. Keep it 'G' rated, okay?

CHORE LIST:

Clean bathrooms
Dust vases
Vacuum
Wash the floors
Clean the rooms
Change any dead lightbulbs
Wipe down TV's
Take out trash
Do the laundry
Iron
Pretty much any chore you would do around the house.

GOOD LUCK!!! :D :D

 

This looks fun. Hmmmmm. *wonders whether to be Larxene or Saix* I'll be Saix.

 

Okieday! We'll get started as soon as I get some more sign ups...

 

Ah! I am torn between choosing Marluxia or Zexion, but... I think I'll be Marluxia! Yes, Marluxia! Oh and, Larxene's weapons are called either knives or kunai.

 

Can I have Xaldin? He sounds cool!:)

 

I'll be Zeixon Rofl! Does he hang out with stuffed moogles though? 0_o CX

 

Hey, the stuffed moogles was one of the main reasons I was thinking of choosing Zexion! lol

 

Okieday, you all get yer parts...hang on gotta update

I'm shocked actually that people are signing up......:o :p

You guys wanna start?

 

Sure thing, I'll begin!

Zeixon walked across the hallway feeling rather disgused as he passed the toilets, and squeezing his nose and holding his head up high, he thought to himself softly, They always leave the toilet work up to me... And it smells repulsive inside! So he walked across the stairway and when he reached his bedroom, he silently sat next to a stuffed moogle on his beanbag and began to chat softly to it, hugging it from time to time, then threw it in the air, shapeshifted into the same moogle and started to wrestle with it.

 

Xaldin wandered down to the kitchen to get the bags ready to collect all the trash. He knew he would be given this job anyway, so he thought he should start. Anyway, if he stood around doing nothing they would only make him clean the toilets, and there was no way he was doing that for anyone. After his last effort, he wasn't sure they'd let him near them anyway. They never appreciated all the effort he put into making the toilet paper sheets into individual snowflakes. No one every appreciated his artistry.

He collect all the contents of the waste bins and settled down to sort the waste into different types for recycling. They may be evil, but Xemnas was insistent that they recycled as much as possible. Xaldin wasn't bothered as it meant he could take his time.

 

Luxord wandered around the castle, wondering if somebody would play cards with him. When he found nobody (no pun intended) he walked to his room and decided to play with his gambler nobodies.

The game was going on well until...."LUXORD!" Xemnas yelled through the door way, barging in. Luxord jumped, then stood at attention. "Yes sir?" "It's that time of year again!" Xemnas declared. "Christmas?" Luxord asked dumbly, his mind focused on what he could do to bluff out the Gambler that was currently beating him. Xemnas gave him a smack. "No, fool, spring cleaning." Luxord snapped out of it and shook his head. "What do I do?" he asked. "First, clean your room." Xemnas said, looking around. "It is clean." Luxord replied. "HA! You call this clean? Luxord, there are cards EVERYWHERE. How many decks do you own anyway?" Xemnas pointed. "I own somewhere between fifty and one hundred decks, I think." Luxord said. "Clean them all up. And I want YOU to do it, not the Gamblers." "Okay," "NOT the other Organzation members either." Xemnas said. "Aww," Luxord said, thinking back to the time he bribed Demyx into cleaning up for him. He still hadn't paid him back...

Xemnas left and Luxord began cleaning. One card at a time. "This is soooo boring." he said to himself. "But if its spring cleaning, this will probably be the least gross job I'll do all day...." He continued to mumble to himself as he picked up his cards and straightened up his room.

 

Marluxia was practically dancing around the hallways, humming to himself while dusting the vases. He had no objection to this particular job, after all, it was for a good cause. The vases simply had to be spotless if they were to contain any one of his flowers! Otherwise, it would throw off the decor!

Of course, broken vases were no exception either... so when he accidentally broke one in the process of dusting and dancing - which was not a good combination - he gasped, trying to fight back a tear. Yes, quite a drama queen he was when it came to his precious flowers, I suppose you could say it was his weakness.

He quickly bent down to sweep the broken shards of the vase aside and retrieve his beloved flower from the floor. "Oh, my darling... I'm so sorry." He spoke softly to the limp rose in his hand, it's stem severed as well as a few petals by the shards of the vase.

 

After a little while, Zeixon quietly looked outside, in case Xemnas might catch him and began to walk ever so quietly into the kitchen, but before he did, he shape shifted into a stuffed moogle and hovered towards the hallway, until he noticed Marluxia swiping up the vase pieces, and feeling sorry for him, got a dustpan and brush and began swiping the floor, hoping his disguise hadn't made Marluxia know that it was him.

 

Marluxia looked over to the stuffed moogle, chuckling to himself. "Well, well... I'm sure Xemnas won't notice you at all, Zexion." He laughed. "But I suppose theres no reason for me to tell him anything. If you finish cleaning up those pieces for me, I'll pretend I never saw you. As you can see, I must preform a burial for my dear rose here." Marluxia left the moogle to clean up after him while he headed back towards his room.

 

Zeixon turned back into himself and began swiping the ground until he saw a violet primrose lying on the floor, and he looked at it to see if any damage has been conflicted, and when he saw there wasn't, he sighed in relief and walked to the kitchen, holding it like as if it were a baby, and he got a new vase, filled it up with water and placing the primrose upright, he silently took the vase shards to the bins and walked back to his room, looking down at the floor gloomily.

 

Xaldin was totally absorbed in sorting the rubbish into different types, so didn't notice Zexion enter. The first thing he saw was movement in the corner of his eye. Expecting to be alone, he jumped up and yelled "Intruder" at the top of his voice.

"Oh, it's you Zexion." Xaldin had calmed down, but had spilt the bag of empty plastic bottles all over the floor. He went about the laborious task of collecting the escaping containers. "I don't believe it!" he grumbled to himself. He hadn't got to his favourite part yet, the paper. He always left that to last, so he could enjoy it.

 

Marluxia's room wasn't all that organized. Even if Xemnas had told him to clean it, exactly what would be considered clean in a room that was technically transformed into an indoor garden? True, there was dirt scattered about the floor and vines hanging from his ceiling, even leaves and petals laid out across his bed. But who could blame him? He was an earth elemental and it was only natural that he be in touch with nature.

"Hmm... I suppose a few of them could do with a little trimming." Marluxia decided as he eyed his room, seeing how some of his plant's growth was a little out of control.

 

Luxord was finally finished cleaning his room. Suddenly, he realized that his hands were hurting terribly. He looked at them. "Blast it!" he yelled. They were covered with paper cuts. "I've got to take care of these," He started walking to the medicine cabnet to get bandages for his cuts.

On the way, he passed Xaldin, who was cleaning up a bunch of spilled bottles. "A little help please?" Xaldin said. Luxord showed him his hands. "Oooh, how'd you do that?" Xaldin said. "Cleaned my room." Luxord said flatly. "That's what you get for owning fifty decks of fifty-two cards." "That is why I have lances." Xaldin said. "Isn't that worse? Instead of a paper cut, you loose a hand or finger." Luxord started walking off. "See you later."

 

Xaldin shrugged his shoulders, and went back to collecting the plastic bottles. He had sorted the metal and the glass, so there was his favourite left, paper. He looked at the old newspapers the Xemnas loved reading in the morning. They would make lovely decorations if he cut them right. They would brighten up any room. He put the bags aside and began cutting into folded sheets of newspaper, creating intricate designs. Soon he was so absorbed in what he was doing that he lost track of time.

 

((GRAWR!!! *smashes keyboard* I can NEVER find any time to post in this friggin topic! D< I'll do it ASAP, guys... I swear. TT^TT *waves*))