Chips Ahoy!

Captain Walley was one of the bravest British officers during the Spanish wars,
and had a loyal crew that would fight to the death under his leadership.
Preparing to go to war with the escalating Pirate problem, he takes on a few fresh recruits and heads out in search of the criminals at sea.
On the first day entering dangerous waters... the look-out in the crows nest yells out: "Captain Walley! Pirate ship off the port bow!"
The Captain calls out to the crew: "Steer into her! All men to Arms!" and he calls to a new recruit: "get me my red shirt!"
the recruit fetches his red shirt, and within moments, a fierce battle begins and was quickly won.
The victorious Captain Walley then beached the sacked Pirate ship and headed back off to continue the quest.
Not a day later, a cry from the crows nest is heard again: "Captain Walley! "2" Pirate ships off the starboard bow!!"
Without hesitation, Captain Walley calls out: " Steer between them and we board them together!" then calls out to a new recruit: get me my red shirt!
the new recruit fetches the shirt once again, and as the captain is putting it on and preparing for battle, he asks him...." sir, may I ask why you always ask for your red shirt before a battle?
The Captain says quitely... well, incase I were to be wounded during the sword-play, the blood would be less noticable on my shirt, and it's important for the moral of the crew that they not see me injured"
The fight then errupts, and after much struggle, they are again victorious!
Shortly after beaching the 2 ships and setting off, the ship is filled with the calls of the look-out: "Captain Walley!! .... there are "10 Pirate ships across the horizon!!"
Captain Walley calls out : All hands on deck!! All men to Arms!! Let them come!
he then wispers to the recruit: .....Get me my brown pants!

 

That was a good one.

 

lol Nice one.

 

Heard that before...