Chinese Zodiac

Monkeys are intelligent, witty and possess an overall magnetic personality. They are sociable and easy to communicate with -- Monkeys love to talk. Fast learners and quick on the draw, they can be crafty opportunists, and can adapt to many situations. Some people love the eccentricity of the Monkey personality; others mistrust their restless, sly, inquistive behaviour. Monkeys indulge in deceit -- just for the stir it causes -- and shrug it off as a joke. Despite an exceptional brightness, they cannot imagine themselves in other people's shoes, rendering them unsympathetic and unintuitive. Possessing a wide range of interests, Monkeys can perform well in many jobs, but are to restless to work from 9 - 5. A bit of a tease, Monkeys need partners that can keep them stimulated.

... That's so me.

 

I'm a rooster.

Narrator: His words carry a weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw. He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. He is the life of parties he has never attended. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. He can speak French... in Russian. He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. If he patted you on the back, you would put it on your resume. He once taught a dog to bark... in Spanish. He bowls overhand. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He lives vicariously... through himself. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. When in Rome, they do as he does. Alien Abductors have asked him to probe them. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. He is forbidden from walking through cemeteries, because of that one incident where he raised the dead. In most countries his medical advice qualifies as a health care plan. He once talked a vampire into becoming a vegetarian.

He is: the Most Epic Man in the World.

Me: I don't alway drink soda, but when I do, I prefer Coca-Cola. Stay classy my friends.

 

I'm a dog. Deal with it.

IMPORTANT NOTE
For anyone born in January or early February, you may not be the year you think you are. The Chinese calender is different from the Western one.

 

*PANT, PANT* SORRY I'M LATE

My shows started

Don't even need to click the link. I know what I am, animal and element. I am this.

 

I'm a rat, and I'm totes cool with that.

 

I... I don't even know what to say. What in god's name! What the fuck. How you got this out of zodiac signs, I don't even know... gave me a good laughing. catchy music, Forzie. I am not unimpressed.

 

I'mma dog so I guess that means I'mma b****

 

n00biest person ever.

 

DO YOU GET IT

I'M A METAL HORSE

hahaha *brick'd*

 

i'm a ox
pretty much so.....
the negative and the positive seems right
.-.

 

This is an ingenious way to find out people's ages.

 

All I know is that my zodiac sign is the dog.


And not a rat lol.

 

I'm a Rooster, which I half fit. However, I find it hard to believe that everyone born in the same year will have the same personality/characteristics.

 

I'm a dragon.

Dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.

 

Dog, which I think suites me perfectly.

 

> Reads thread
> Monkey is accurate
> My reaction:

 

Born in the year 1993 - I am a Rooster.

Brief overview:
Positive:

• Passionate - true
• Resilient - true
• Patriotic - not really, but sort of
• Industrious - not really, but sort of
• Courageous - true
• Protective - true

Negative:

• Conceited - not really, but sort of
• Blunt - not really, but sort of
• Rude - can be
• Bossy - can be
• Aggressive - extremely true
• Impatient - true

A bit more in depth:

• Roostersare hard workers; shrewd and definite in their decision making, often speaking their minds. Because of this, Roosters seem to boast. They like to put all their cards on the table and respect those who do the same. Roosters love to mix socially -- They are dreamers, flashy dressers and extravagant. They love to attract attention and admiration, and and get angry when someone steals the spotlight. Despite being melodramatic, they are exceptionally practical, logical, and have excellent powers of discrimination. This leaves them with high standards of excellence which at times frustrates others. Although they attract many suitors, they are loyal, levelheaded partners make a commitment.

The following occupations best suit the Rooster personality:
ACTOR ¤ DENTIST ¤ DANCER ¤ INSURANCE AGENT ¤ OPERA SINGER ¤ ARMED FORCES PERSONNEL ¤ FINANCIAL ADVISOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DANCER

Some notable Roosters in these fields include Eric Clapton, Dolly Parton, Rudyard Kipling, and Katharine Hepburn.

Saxima's explanation to the depth:

• I'm not quite sure what to say without giving any in depth personal information about me. I am a dreamer, no doubt, and there are only certain things I'm flashy or extravagant about - certainly not the way I dress. I'm not a hard worker unless it's something I'm truly involved in and want to do, and even though I appear indecisive, there are things in which I refuse to budge on. I do like talking to people and going to social events, but . . . I'm not sure why I don't. I used to love being the center of attention when I was younger, and to be honest, I still kinda do now - that is to say, if the spotlight is on me, I would like it to stay on me until I'm satisfied, admiration also doesn't hurt to have, and when someone else kinda . . . takes it from me, when I'm not done, I do indeed get angry, but do not express that anger. I'm a bit melodramatic, not practical, hardly logical, and yes, I can discriminate - socially, that is, not racially, and not economically, but I like to believe that I like everyone, and I do, it's just that sometimes I can be a bit shallow; it's disgusting to me, and I try to avoid it as often as possible. I don't really have high standards I think, when I do something myself, it has to be perfect, especially when it comes to orderly things, and when someone else has the same capabilities as me and doesn't do it perfect, I do tend to obsess about it a little. I don't attract suitors at all, but I am loyal, but not levelheaded, but I can make a commitment.

According to the website Sfortzy posted, I'm a Water Rooster.

• Water has a calming effect on this Rooster. Water Roosters don’t feel the need to rise above the crowd and their communication skills are more refined. Forever energetic and extremely detail-oriented, these Roosters can benefit from staying more focused on the end result rather than the minute details.

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There's actually a lot more to one's Zodiac than just the year (year, month, day, hour), and technically speaking your animal may only apply based on the Chinese calendar rather than the Gregorian one. So if you were born in early January of 1993 and think you're a Rooster, you're actually a Monkey because the New Year this Zodiac is based on hasn't happened yet.
Also everyone has their own element associated with them, which can be Fire, Water, Wood, or Earth.

I could explain this more but to keep it simple I'm a Rooster, lol.

 

Yeah, I was wondering why no one was listing their element, hehe.

This site has them, for anyone who's interested. It also has a calculator and imo better explanations of each sign.

 

Y U SO ACCURATE, ZODIAC?!
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