Cats

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Iskandar, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Why do they make life so difficult? Mine seems to enjoy getting on my lap and curling up whenever I'm sitting in front of my computer, but no other time, and yet when I want to get up to eat something, It's just so hard to want to move him because of how cute and adorable he is all curled up like a ball.

    Like I said, make life difficult.
     
  2. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Because that's what cats do. All the answer you need.
     
  3. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    So basically, instead of puppy-dog eyes reeling you in, you have adorable cats. Great, the human race will fall to the cuteness of cats instead of machines
     
  4. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    And it's not so much because they're cute. It's because they were worshiped as gods once and haven't forgotten.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I'm going with my cute theory. Well, at least for the ones that are cute. Hairless cats need to get splashed with hair growth gel or whatever is out there that gives hair. Those things are nasty.