Cat Joins the Red

No cat. Go away. U dum. No >:3 poop

 

How can you welcome someone to a team that you aren't a part of?

 

Finally, a good informant on the other side!

Time to cut off @Wilson of all the bribe money and drugs for the subpar results. GOT TOO GREEDY SON![DOUBLEPOST=1395910323][/DOUBLEPOST]Just realized I coulda made a period joke, sonnuva bitch...

 

Hey Cat, welcome to the team.
We expect you to be contributing to the staff porn section by next week.

 

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

QUICK SOMEONE CALL P

 

see Cat
when I said this in the Lounge thread

We had already known that we were going to hire you, and I was trying to make you feel bad C:
i can do that now because you're one of us. let ur suffering commence

and uh congratulations too and all that

 

Hey now.. You're all good informants. Not all of you willing, but that's what spyware is for. ALSO LLAVE YOU WATCH A LOT OF PORN

 

GODDAMMIT. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
maybe I'll inform to other websites...yes perfect

 

just gonna do a bunch of replies because why not

no KT. get back on da train and leave. ur dummr. turd >:'D

nice to know i can help in more ways than one c:<
and oh no you don't not now not ever NOPE

oh, of course. though i can't compare to all the ripe plums and tasty baguettes that came before me ON HON HON

first of all, u suk fork ;~;~;

but i expected there to be a prank somewhere. after all the stories i've heard, i honestly thought you guys would punk me

 

No the usual staff prank is making someone staff and making them think that there's a prank but nothing really big happens and it drives them mad but really the true prank is joining the staff
Savvy?

 

Oh, so things haven't changed at all!

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

KITTY CAT! I'm so proud! and so very very happy for you <333

(also I miss you lots we need to talk more)